A/N sorry I had to fix this... hopefully FF will behave now.

This is actually the opening to a PWP art swap I did with an artist friend (she drew me art I wrote her porn) But you know it was funny so I thought I'd share. There is smut for this (RaiGen and KakaIru) on my AFF (SumiHatake), DA (SumiHatake), and y-gal (Kiterie) accounts if anyone is interested... sorry for the annoyance with this fic and my formating/uploading/FF issues... glowers at the FF coders Grow some balls and learn to code! (ps I'm married to a coder but a good one)

---on with the fic--

"Thanks for your guys' help," Iruka said, taking the box from Raidou.

"So, where're you two going to do it first?" Genma asked, earning an elbow in the ribs from Raidou.

"What? You know they're gonna fuck like rabbits the second we disappear. And, I'm just curious where they'll start."

Raidou sighed and glared at his lover. "Feel free to ignore his stupidity, Iruka. It's /none/ of his business."

"We started in the kitchen right after we finished the take-out. Then, the livingroom the next morning because we'd fallen asleep on the couch. Hell, it wasn't until the third day we actually made it to the bedroom," the tokujou said, pretending he hadn't heard his boyfriend, while side stepping to avoid the elbow aimed at his ribs again.

"Genma!" Raidou and Iruka chorused.

"Mmm... He was just getting to the good part though," Kakashi whined, coming up behind Iruka and nuzzling his neck. Iruka shifted the box in his arms as the other's arms wrapped themselves around his waist.

"There is just something about putting together a new bed that gets Rai all hot and bothered. He barely let me get the mattress down before he yanked my pants down and started fucking me. Damn, it was good though!"

Raidou was turning a bright shade of red, whether from embarrassment or anger, though, was anyone's guess.

"But, it was nothing compared to the sex after I made the bed. Clean sheets makes him hornier than a dog in heat."

"You would know..." The jounin muttered, clearing his throat and grabbing his soon to be dead lover's arm. "Excuse us." He bowed slightly and pulled Genma out the door, closing it behind them.

There was a muffled 'Bet you they're already at it' then a soft pop of chakra as they, meaning Raidou of course, teleported themselves away.

"So?" Kakashi asked, pulling the brunette closer still. "Where first?"

Iruka blushed slightly, a wicked grin spreading across his lips. "The kitchen does have that nice sturdy counter... and it really is just about the perfect hieght, if you know what I mean."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "You're far more perverted than anyone gives you credit for."