Modeling...Contest?
Repetition? Yes, I think so.
Modeling. Contest.
...(Oh God, I need to sit down.)
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Chapter One
.:Dyed Hair:.
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(Sent Tuesday, 5:08 PM)
From: HarHarHaruno
To: InoGoddess
Subject: I'm so effing DEAD
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WHAT have I gotten myself into again, should I ask you?
Life sucks.
I have no idea what I'm doing. Help!! Okay. (Calm down, Sakura).
...Not that you would help me at my immediate time of need. SSSSOOOOS. I'm hitting rock bottom tomorrow, I just know it.
Part of me is still doubtful, dubious. You know, I can't believe I was picked. Out of our tiny city that's just the tip of Konoha Country...it's so not TRUE. I mean, you were too. But me?
Ino, don't get any mean comments or remarks for me. I'm not perfect but neither are you!
P.S: Suck on that, Pig!
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(Sent Tuesday, 8:23 PM)
From: LaDyJackpot
To: Masks
Subject: Sakura Haruno
//Kakashi, why in the world did you nominate Sakura Haruno?
-Mayor of North Konoha
Tsunade
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(Sent Tuesday, 8:43 PM)
From: Masks
To: LaDyJackpot
Subject: Because she has pink hair
Don't try that tone on me...you know perfectly why. Sakura has been a diligent pupil and is smart and respected by her peers.
She's shown plenty of interests on modeling, believe me. Once she had the nerve to read a magazine while I was standing right in front of her teaching.
P.S: Your signature is a bit outdated. Of course you're the Mayor of North Konoha. Everyone knows by now.
MY siggy is way better, to the least.
-I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream... I have few hobbies. -
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(Sent Tuesday, 9:05 PM)
From: LaDyJackpot
To: Masks
Subject: Are you sure that her hair isn't dyed?
//Don't try THAT tone on ME. Sakura, sure, has the incentive, but does she truly have the ability? Believe me, we needed to choose wisely! (And now, thanks to you, we're too late.)
This, Kakashi, is a contest of the whole Konoha country. We're only the eetle beetle north tip of tip. There's got to be at least ten other cities participating.
Do I need to remind you that I'm relieved to have found Ino Yamanaka? Of course Sakura Haruno has the interest, but Ino actually has the, let's see, um...puberty changes.
(How's that for suggestive? Please don't go there.)
-Awesomest Person in Konoha
Tsunade
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(Sent Tuesday, 9:09 PM)
From: Masks
To: LaDyJackpot
Subject: I for one have no idea. I'm not a stalker...
I might have to repeat this as the contest draws closer: Whatever.
What you say, Mayor Tsunade, it is not relevant...
blah bla blahhh.
She's chosen. Now let's just sit back and enjoy the show. Remember that I'll be one of the judges for the contest? This will be intensely interesting!
P.S: May I notify you that Maito Gai, from East Konoha, is judging as well?
-I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream... I have few hobbies. -
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(Sent Tuesday, 11:29 PM)
From: LaDyJackpot
To: Masks
Subject: Are you sure?
//Fine.
Don't bother me anymore.
-Irritated Mayor
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(Sent Wednesday, 7:23 AM)
From: TimorousLavender
To: HarHarHaruno, InoGoddess
Subject: Good luck!
::::::Guys, good luck! I heard that competition will be hard. Please try your best!
::::::Hope you win,
::::::Hinata
"The air was fragrant with a thousand trodden aromatic herbs, with fields of lavender, and with the brightest roses blushing in tufts all over the meadows. . . ."-William Cullen Bryant
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(Sent Wednesday, 10:43 AM)
From: InoGoddess
To: HarHarHaruno
Subject: texting in class is so easy!
Hey, Forehead! I'm coming up and I'm gonna win! Get the freaking thing started already! Three more days to go!
No, seriously, I know all about modeling. Currently on Atkin's Diet. Works like a charm. I can't freaking wait for Saturday! Heck yah!
Isn't the modeling contest for girls AND boys? I mean aren't the contests separated with two awards? Or whatnot?
Fine; by the way, I wish you luck. -Goes cheerleader- Go, Sakura! Go, Sakura, go!
P.S: Yeah. You go, girl and don't come back. SUCK on THAT!
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(Sent Wednesday, 3:43 PM)
From: HarHarHaruno
To: TimorousLavender
Subject: Gracias, mi amiga
Hey, Hina! Thanx for the support! Ino's being all beyotchy as always so I need all the support I can get. No, really. I don't know why I'm being all nervous.
It's just that our town is so SMALL compared to the others. The modeling contest is all of the whole countries of Konoha and Suna and a few others! It's huge! Compared to others, I'm a simple, small-town girl. I can't do modeling. I have no idea why I was picked.
Do you know who else is going?
P.S: Come with us! I heard that Kakashi's gonna be a judge. Lol!
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(Sent Wednesday, 3:57 PM)
From: HarHarHaruno
To: InoGoddess
Subject: Snobby you...
Btw, what's with your whole high and mighty act? Someties, you're just so...ARGH. If only you were more like Hinata! Super nice (maybe TOO much sometimes, but never mind on that.)
I mean, with the whole dying-hair-blond and the underwear-in-Spanish-is-ropa interior- phase, you've really changed. FYI also, you don't need a diet! Kids at school will call you anorexic. Your problem.
Speaking of school that new kid with the black hair - is it just me, or is he super duper emo looking? Not to mention hot. But more about that later.
I hate Wednesdays. Today I knocked over a pile of books and smashed the tiny china doll thing. Also I had a trail of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. What's the justice of THAT?
-Plus, someone asked me if my hair was dyed.
I socked him in the jaw.
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(Sent Wednesday, 4:53 PM)
From: InoGoddess
To: HarHarHaruno
Subject: And the pot calls the kettle black
Wow, Sakura. TOUCHY much? Your pink hair DOES look dyed. I'm sorry. But hey, your mom has BLACK hair.
You dad has PURPLE hair.
How the hell did they get pink?!?!
Also...
DO NOT EVER CALL MY HAIR DYED AGAIN! It's not dyed, it's just...well, touched up. You know how, since we're tenth graders and all, that blond hair slowly turns to ugly, mucky mugly brown??
There is NO justice in THAT (either).
So that's why I'm just touching it up.
I have a weird cough thing going on. It's like, I can't breath for a few moments. I'll dismiss it. NOTHING is getting in the way of my fantabulous modeling!
P.S: I hate Thursdays. On account that I got soaked by the water sprinkler. When it was closed.
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(Sent Wednesday, 9:13 PM)
From: Tomten
To: YouthfulPerpetually
Subject: (no subject)
hey, lee. please don't tell me you got picked for the modeling contest?
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(Sent Friday, 10:43 PM)
From: HarHarHaruno
To: InoGoddess
Subject: I HATE MY LIFE!
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Oh God. Oh Kami. Oh Hitler.
agh...
I'm gonna puke...
Since when do SCHOOL DAYS pass SO FAST? They're school days! They NEVER pass FAST. In fact, the clock INCHES ALONG. No. Way.
Um, the contest is tomorrow?
INO WHERE ARE YOU I NEED MORAL SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Sent Saturday, 5:45 AM)
From: InoGoddess
To: HarHarHaruno
Subject: (no subject)
Sorry I'm sending this on the day of the contest. Sick. Fever 103.4. Feel bad. G2g cant typ straight
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(Sent Saturday, 9:02 AM)
From: YouthfulPerpetually
To: Tomten
OF COURSE I AM IN THIS DELIGHTFUL CONTEST! CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE, TENTEN! I SHALL SEND ALL OF MY GOOD LUCK KISSES!
-Now, now my bright pupil you must be more youthful than that! - Maito Gai
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(Sent Saturday, 9:10 aM)
From: Tomten
To: YouthfulPerpetually
Subject: Don't. You're giving me a migraine.
please no.
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How was that? First chapters are always the hardest!! I know I haven't updated in soo long or anything, but I'm coming back from my grave.
Also, expect this fanfic to be humorous and action-packed! WAY lighter tone than my previous fics. Fast-paced, teenager angst, packed with yummy romance and, well, angst. Lol.
Review, por favor. Cookie.