Disclaimer: I don't Inuyasha or Final Fantasy IX.
Dedication: M.JS.KK. for dedicating a one-shot to me. Sorry if it's not one of my best, love, but I am soooo unfamiliar with this character and decided to do(try at) a humor. I hope you like it though.
Pairing: Kagome/Kuja
It All Starts With Monologues
"-and it is the your fate to fall before me! It is fate that I should be able to defeat you my enemies and-" a man with mid back length silver hair and dark blue eyes was yelling, looking into a mirror. He wore a purple short sleeved high collared shirt with a long bell sleeved white shirt underneath that stopped just before his stomach showing well defined abs, a white floor length skirt that opened in the front with thigh length purple boots. He was pale and had sharp facial features that were both angelic and beautiful, slightly feminine.
"Kuja." a woman's voice called slightly. Behind the man that was looking at the mirror, yelling to nothing, was a woman in a red plush chair reading a book. She had long raven black hair with a light blue tint to it that touched her waist, deep black eyes. She wore a long sleeved black shirt with a long red skirt that touched the floor. Her feet were tucked beneath her and she sighed at the man that turned his attention to her. "You're ranting again."
"I am not ranting." the man snorted indignantly.
"Kuja...you're practicing how to monologue to a mirror and being very loud about it." the woman said with a smirk. The man, Kuja, scowled and pulled away from the mirror. He walked towards the woman and then leapt on her, startling the book from her hands.
"Now you're just being unnecessarily mean, Kagome." he pouted as he straddled her hips.
"Why are you acting so childish?" the woman, Kagome grumbled.
"Because you're assuming the role of dominate in the relationship again." he smirked, something primal curling within his eyes.
"It so not my fault the only male thing about you is your breastless chest and penis! You're like a girl!" she growled throwing up her hands.
"My penis?" Kuja asked, his brow creasing in confusion and then he full out laughed. "Why does everything come back to that?"
"It does not!" Kagome cried.
" 'Kuja! It's because you have a penis that you are monologuing!' 'Kuja! It's because you have a penis that I can't get out of bed!' 'Kuja! It's because you have a penis that I'm sore!' 'Kuja! It's because you have a penis that we have no milk!' " he mocked poorly. "You have a penis complex."
"Do not! Go back and monologue!" Kagome snapped.
"It's okay sweetie." he told her as he patted her head. You have my penis because you have me." he said with a smirk. Kagome smirked seductively.
"Are you implying something naughty?"
"Maybe." he chuckled. He got off of Kagome and pulled her to her feet.
"Come." Kagome began. "You can be dominant and as you are doing that...I can fall pray to manliness and you can practice monologuing to me. 'Kay?" she asked.
"Sounds wonderful."
KYN: Totally pointless drabble about Kagome, Kuja, monologue's, and a penis complex. I had one for about three days when I decided I wanted and needed a penis and my guy friend was like, "You can have mine" but he meant sex wise. This happened maybe last week so it fueled this.
Youko: Alucard is being mean!
Alucard: He lies!
Youko: Nuh-uh! He keeps saying I'm sick! I'm not! He just threw me into the shadow realm!
KYN: SHUT UP! I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS COMPLEX!!!!
Youko and Alucard: What?
KYN: Ooops. Review while I run! Bye!