Hello everyone! Here's my new Final Fantasy 7 story, Training My Body to Fight and Love. Its rated M for mature, because I guarantee it will have dirty, sexy, lemony scenes in later chapters! Have fun reading chapter 1, it will get a lot more surprising from here on out!
Disclaimer- I don't own Final Fantasy 7. And this fic contains some "adult" scenes, so don't read it if you don't like adult scenes. This fic is NOT considered a MA rated fic, so don't flag it for being innappropriate It is an M rated fic.
Training My Body to Fight and Love
Chapter 1
An Unfortunate Realization
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"Fwoosh!" "Too slow, Cloud." Taunted a silver haired swordsman as he narrowly dodged his opponent's heavy metal sword.
"Not with this strike Sephiroth!" Yelled Cloud, also a swordsman, as his spiky blonde hair danced with his sword strikes. Cloud's heavy Buster sword flew through the air, but it was no good. Sephiroth ducked under his slash.
"Shit!" Cloud knew a counter attack would soon follow. Sephiroth prepared a jab with Masamune, a thin katana. But Cloud narrowly blocked the attack.
"Ha ha ha!" chuckled Sephiroth as a sinister, yet slightly sexual grin emerged from his ruby lips.
"Why? Why can't I beat you!?" questioned Cloud defiantly.
"Hahaha!" Same as always Cloud, that bulky piece of sheet metal you call a sword is whats keeping you from beating me."
"My Buster sword, and I, are ONE!" Cloud lept through the air with a downward sword thrust.
"Come on Cloud, you and I both know why your carrying that huuuuuggggeee sword around." Sephiroth lifted one black gloved hand into the air. Meeting cold hard steel.
"You.. you caught my sword? In midair?"
"Foolish novice! When will you realize, that the only reason you carry such a huge sword around is to compensate... for something else... thats not so big... or proud."
"What are you talking about?!" Shouted Cloud, regaining his posture and performing a spinning slash."
"Klannggg!!"
Only to be met with a block from Masamune.
"Oh you and I both know why Cloud..." chuckled Sephiroth as he flew backwards through the air.
"Your big sword is to compensate for your small dick!"
Cloud was in a rage. "My sword has nothing to do with that!" Again, Cloud rushed towards his opponent.
"Ha ha. Fool!" The silver haired swordsman slashed Masamune through the air, missing Cloud completely.
"Why... did you miss?"
"Oh I never miss Cloud."
Cloud stopped and looked down, discovering that he was completely naked!
"Small dick! Small dick!" taunted Sephiroth.
Cloud blushed bright red and tried to cover himself. "Oh no, how will I ever live this down?" The image of Sephiroth faded and Cloud found himself looking... at himself! In Tifa's bar.
"How can this be?"
"Teehee." Cloud turned around to see some girls at the bar giggling.
"That huge sword is so tacky!"
"Yeah, I bet he sucks in bed."
"And he's only carrying such a big sword because his dick is so small."
"And he cant get laid!"
"Nooooo!" Thought Cloud.
"Poof!" Sephiroth re-appeared. "Yesssss... This is what girls think of you Cloud. And its all thanks to that huuuuugggeee sword of yours."
"Small dick! Small dick!" Taunted Sephiroth and all the people at the bar at once.
"Noooooooooo!!!!"
"Whaaa!!!"
Cloud woke up in his tent sweating and shivering. "Phew, only a bad dream."
"PUNCH!" Cloud felt a strong jolt in his gut. "Wakey wakey ya virgin mamma's boy!" Yelled Barrett. A large black man, punching Cloud in the stomache." This was his way of saying "your breakfast is getting cold."
"Ughhh, thanks Barrett." Cloud sat up, his Buster sword was lying right beside him. "Oh man, maybe Sephiroth is right," Cloud looked down at his wang. "Is this the reason why I spend my nights jacking off instead of getting laid? Do girls really think that bigger sword means smaller dick? Ugh, I don't know what to think anymore. Maybe... maybe its time for a new weapon and a new fighting style? But who will teach me?"
After getting dressed and eating breakfast, Cloud walked around camp the check up on his fellow companions. "Hmmm.. I need one of my friends to teach me their fighting techniques. I've always liked Cid's spear thrusts, maybe I'll start with him?"
Cloud opened Cid's tent. The reek of alcohol penetrated the air. Cid Highwind, a swarthy aviator was busy chugging down a beer. "Whaddy'a wan? Ya lousy bum?"
"Yikes! Drunk at 9 in the morning." Thought Cloud.
"Well Cid, I thought it would be nice to train together."
"Ah shaddup and drink your tea!"
Cid threw a bottle at Cloud, hitting him square in the nose!"
"Ow!! Dammit! I could have dodged that if this sword weren't so heavy. Maybe I should change weapons?"
Cloud walked around to see Barrett and Vincent together. "Hey, what are you doing guys?" questioned Cloud.
"I pity the foo' who don't know what we are doing!" grumbled Barrett.
"Why we are cleaning and oiling our guns" said Vincent Valentine, a tall, dark, mysterious man.
"Hmmm... maybe those could be my new weapons?" Thought Cloud, picturing himself with a chain gun clearing everything in his path.
"Say guys, can I give shooting a try?" Asked Cloud.
"Don't look at me foo!" Blurted Barrett. "I'm not lettin' you use my arm."
"Very well Cloud." said Vincent. "I will lend you my pistol and teach you the ways of sharpshooting."
Barrett and Vincent set up a target about 30 feel from Cloud. Vincent handed Cloud a pistol, "now hold it like so... aim for the target... and fire."
"OK!"
"BAM!"
"Kweh!!"
"Did I hit it?"
"It appears not.." responded Vincent. "But you hit something else."
A wild Chocobo lay dead in the field behind the target.
"Mmmm! Fried chicken, my favorite!" said Barrett.
"OK, one more shot."
Cloud took aim and fired. "BAM!"
"My Moogle!" gasped a Scottish voice from afar. "Someone popped my Moogle! Wahhhhh!!!" Cait Sith the cat sat atop a now deflated plastic Moogle.
"Heh heh. My bad," smiled Cloud.
"You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn" Criticized Vincent
Barrett didn't care about Cloud's aim, he was too busy eating fried chocobo and watermelon while chugging down on grape soda.
Cloud left the target range and thought about what to do next. "I don't want to ask Cait Sith to train me, I always thought his megaphone thing was stupid. Maybe I'll ask Reddog?" (I named Red XIII in my game Reddog, because it sounds more natural and less like a robot.)
Reddog was scratching himself. "Damn fleas."
Cloud came up behind him and scratched behind his ears.
"Ooh that feels good. Thank you Cloud."
"No problem Red. Say, can you teach me the ways of your ancient fighting style?"
Reddog looked at Cloud weirdly.
Cloud got down on all fours like a dog. "Woof! Woof!"
Reddog was embarrassed. "Why me?"
Just then, behind Cloud pounced a perky little ninja girl! "Meow! Are you playing animal Cloud? Or are you learning how to do it doggy style?" Teased Yuffie Kisaragi, also on all fours pretending to be a cat. "Meow! This pussy needs some milk, Cloud!" Purred Yuffie seductively as she pawed Cloud's crotch.
"Boot!" "Get lost you slut!"
Yuffie was kicked so hard that she flew a mile away.
Cloud looked up and saw two huge boobs, but no face. This was definitely Tifa Lockhart.
"Cloud," said Tifa. "Why are you acting so silly today? What's the big deal?"
"Oh." Cloud just had to be honest with his childhood friend Tifa. "Well Tifa. I've realized that I need to broaden my perspective on the fighting arts, so I've decided to give up my sword for awhile."
Yuffie suddenly re-appeared.
"Hey, your back already?" questioned Tifa.
"Oooh Cloud! That sounds like a great idea! I'll watch over your sword for you!"
"No way Yuffie. You'll probably just steal the materia from it and sell it."
Yuffie faked crying. "Wahhhh, you don't trust me, Cloud!"
"Rats, I almost had him"
"I'm going to lock this up in my private trunk."
Yuffie suddenly stopped crying. "Hmmm... private trunk eh? Heh heh heh..."
"That's a great idea Cloud." Smiled Tifa while stretching. "How about we train together like we used to?"
Tifa's huge bouncing boobs mesmerized Cloud. "Sure Tifa..."
Tifa was an expert at hand to hand combat. She and Cloud used to have sparring matches before Cloud joined SOLDIER and relied primarily on weapons and materia.
"OK Cloud, meet me up in the forest in an hour. And get ready for a workout like you've never experienced." Tifa winked at Cloud.
End of Chapter 1 - So how'd you like the beginning of my new lemon story? I hope you liked it! Yuffie is just sooooo CUTE! "Meow! This pussy needs some milk, Cloud!" I just love that line so much! And I loved it when Tifa booted her far away but she suddenly came back! And I made Barrett seem black because he likes fried Chocobo. I promise, Aeris will appear in later chapters, I just couldn't find the right place to fit her in to this chapter. And as promised, later chapters will have some lemon scenes! rate and review please!