I'm only writing scenes for the ones I find especially funny. Deal.

Task 5:

Claire and Layne smiled at each other and nodded. Layne got on first, then Claire. The moment Claire stepped on she started screaming at the top of her lungs: My SHOE LACES! AHHHHHH! HELP! Everyone looked at her. Someone started to run up to her and she immediately stopped screaming and she and Layne sprinted up the escalators leaving everyone in a daze.

Task 6:

They entered FYE and went up to the soundtracks. Layne stood there and examined a CD. She examined the most expensive one with great care. She then turned it over to the price sticker and made a confused face. She walked over to a sales person and asked with an innocent voice: is this price in pesos or rubles? She sales person looked at her like she was crazy. He replied: Um, they're in dollars. Layne looked from the price sticker to the man then back to the price stick in utter suprize. She let out and huff and set the CD back down, leaving the store.

Task 14:

Claire laughed at their reflections in the bathroom mirror. They had pancake make-up on and brand new clothes. The two of them marched out of the bathroom and snuck into the American Eagle display section. They put their arms at an odd angle and stood motionless. Every 30 seconds they would scream in terror, scaring passer-buyers. They would scream especially loud when cute boys passed; then resume the motionless state.

Task 22:

Claire went up to the saw display and rubbed her chin, looking like she was in deep thought. An employee approached her and asked if he could help her. She looked up at him and relpied: Why, yes. I was wondering which one of these cuts best though bone. She stared at him as if she had asked of a napkin. The flabbergasted boy shook his head. "I really couldn't say ma'am." Claire gave him one last look at walked away.

Task 30:

Layne and Claire inched their way down the mall. They were wearing their new obnoxiously yellow pair of 2 inch pump that were still tied together with the string. They simply smiled and waved at people that gave them funny looks.

Task 34:

Layne went into the medicine store and started looking at the cold medicines. A sales lady came up and asked her if she could be of service. Layne inquired: Which leading cold remedy will give me a really wicked buzz? The ladies eyes got huge and Layne stood there and let out a hmmmm. She grabbed a 300 count bottle of Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Effervescent Tablets and handed the woman 10 dollar bill.

Task 37:

The two friends stood in the food court with serious faces on. They were handing out paint brochures to people that passed them. They were talking in a preacher's voice and saying things like: God forgives you for what you did last night. or You cannot hide anything from the lord, to the brochure receivers.

Task 47:

Claire inspected the flea collars at the pet store. She reached for one and fastened it around her neck. Then, collar still on, she reached up and vigorously scratched behind her ear. She took off the collar and yelled: this one doesn't work either! Repeat till she got asked to leave.

Task 50:

Layne and Claire stood at the register in the candy shop and plopped their mega jawbreakers in their mouths and left. The sat in the food court 15 minutes then got up and stomped back in the candy store . The went up to the man that sold them the candy and reached in their mouths and pulled out the jawbreakers. They then started yelling that "they haven't turned blue yet!" while waving the jawbreaker around, sending spit flying everywhere. They did this for a full minute and then left in a huff.