Disclaimer: I DONT OWN DBZ YOU FUCK BAGS

This is a RANDOM retarded story of how the dbz characters go to Six Flags. Takes place during the days they have left before the Cell Games. RATED M Enjoy!

SIX FLAGS DBZ ADVENTURE

Goku,Vegeta and Future Trunks were currently waiting on the line for Lazy River.

Vegeta: KAKAROT why the fuck did you have to come up with a stupid fucken idea of going to six flags. I don't go to theme parks I AM A PRINCE!!!

Goku: AWW Veggie cheer up it will be fun.

Vegeta: DONT FUCKEN CALL ME VEGGIE YOU FUCKEN CUNT FACE

Trunks began to get slightly embarrassed at how his father was acting.

Goku: Come on Vegeta even Piccolo came.

Just then Piccolo walked by

Piccolo: I only came because Gohan asked me to.

Piccolo then walked away and sat under a tree and began floating which scared many people.

One kid began to poke Piccolo with a stick.

Jeremy: Mommy look at this giant Pickle

He continued to poke Piccolo and he snapped

Piccolo: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

Jeremy: Holy shit the Pickle talked

Piccolo: IM not a fucken Pickle

Piccolo the fired a special beam cannon at the kid destroying him.

Trunks: Well that was disturbing.

Vegeta: You know Kakarott sometimes I get the feeling Piccolo is gay and he wants to Butt Rape Gohan ahahhahahahahahahha.

Goku: Vegeta why would you say that?

Vegeta: Because hes looking at Gohan over their who is in shorts buying some snacks and playin with his BALLZ YOU IMBECILE.

Goku then glanced over Piccolo who seemed to be enjoying himself.. Vegeta then burst out laughin and so did Trunks.

Vegeta: hahahahhahahaah omg What a fag hahahahahahahahah.

Vegeta: Well I know I'm keeping him away from Trunks.

Trunks: Don't worry dad if that Gay Fruit cake gets near me I'll chop his dick off with my sword.

Trunks smiled wildly revealing his sword.

Goku forgot about Gohan and then realized they were almost on the ride.

Goku: Hey the lines getting shorter its almost our turn.

Goku: Hey Vegeta why do you still have your socks on? Loosen up a little take them off

Vegeta: I will not Kakarott a Saiyan Prince never reveals his feet!!

Just then Trunks held Vegeta from behind and Goku procceded to take off his socks.

Vegeta: What are you doing Trunks oh thats it NO MORE PORNO'S

Trunks:(DAMMM IT)

Goku: Their was that so... omg WTF

Vegeta had green fungus under his toenail and his feet looked as tho they were ancient.

A teenage boy behind them noticed the smell as well.

Teenage Boy: DUDE YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE ASS. PUT SOME GARBAGE BAGS OVER THEM OR SOMETHIN.

Vegeta: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUNK.

Teenage Boy: WOORD DOG YOU STARTING SHIT IT AINT MA FAULT THAT YO FEET SMELL LIKE MY ASS CRACK WHEN I TAKE A SHIT.

Vegeta listened no more

Vegeta: You want to make fun of me fuck face thats it FINAL FLASH!!

The boy was no more.

Goku: Well anyways don't worry Vegeta the water will clean your feet.

Worker: Next!!

Goku: Oh its our turn YAY!!!!

Goku began jumping up and down like a school girl.

Goku went on the raft and began floating down the river.

Followed by Trunks. Then it was Vegetas turn.

Worker: Sir please calmy lay down on the raft

Vegeta: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS

Worker: OK sir did you take your medication today?

Vegata: Don;t mock me fool.

Worker: Ok sir just please get on the raft so we can move the line.

The people behind him were growing impatient.

Man: Move your ass dip shit!!

Man 2: Come on Vagina face hurry up.

Then some random guys came buy riding a car and shouted

Random Guys: YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE ASS!!!!!

Vegeta: GRRR I HATE HUMANS

Vegeta then began riding down lazy river. He caught up to Goku who was enjoying himself.

Goku: OMG VEGGIE THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.

Goku then began splashing water on him

Goku: Splashy splashy!!

Vegeta: STOP THAT YOU CLOWN.

Goku: Vegeta you really need to loosen up Goku said before he jumped off his raft onto Vegeta knocking them both into the water

Goku: BONNNNNNZAIIIIIII!!!

Vegeta: Kakarott n-- offffff

Goku and Vegeta both began splashing in the water Goku then came up for air and dunked Vegetas head into the water.

Vegeta: Kakarott I swear to godd you'd better sto---

Vegeta was dunked again. Ahead in the front Trunks turned around to see Goku and Vegeta splashing around in the water.

Boy: Whos the retards you know them?

One boy asked Trunks

Trunks: HELL TO THE NO THOSE GUYS ARE SQUARESVILLE.

Trunks Waited for Vegeta and Goku to come out.

When they did Goku had a bloody nose.

Vegeta: I told you not to dunk me into the water!!

Goku: You didn't have to kick me in the nose with your ugly ass feet.

Vegeta: WHAT WAS THAT?!!

Goku: nothing nothing

Goku nose was already hurt he didnt want another beating.

Trunks then began laughin histerically.

Trunks: OMG Goku look your sons a fag.

Goku: WHAT?

Goku then looked over in the direction of Gohan and saw that Piccolo was sucking Gohan's dick.

Gohan: OHHHH OHHHH OHHHH

Piccolo: You like that don;t you you badd boy you (slurrrp slurrp).

Just went Gohan was ready to bust his load Goku landed beside them in SuperSaiyan Form.

SSJ Goku: DUDE THATS SO NOT COOL.

Gohan: YEA ITS NOT YOU JUST BLUE BALLED ME DAD.

Piccolo: Seriously Goku your a fucken COCK BLOCK.

SSJ Goku: WELL... YOUR SUCKING MY SONS MANHOOD!!!

Goku then punched Piccolo in the face which sent him flying into the rollercoaster.

Goku: I won't stand for gayness!!!!!!

SSJ Goku: I AM THE HOPE OF THE UNVIERSE THE ANSWER TO ALL STRAIGHT PEOPLE WHO CRY OUT FOR PUSSY. I AM GOKU AND I AM A QUEER KILLING

SUPERSAIYAN!!!!

Goku then launched a Kamehameha and destroyed Piccolo.

Gohan: DAD I CAN EXPLAIN... HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME I SWEAR

Goku: Its ok son everyone gets Mallested once in their life time. Like their was this one time Master Roshi drilled my ass man that was not pretty hahahahah.

EVERYONES SWEAT DROPPED.

Goku: Its true even Vegeta was raped by Freiza when he was little.

Vegeta: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE!!!!

Goku: OOPS SORRY VEGGIE.

Vegeta: DONT CALL ME VEGGIE

Goku: Well onward to the roller coaster!!