There might be some mistake with the genders.
"We have reached!!!" shrieked Miroku making Rin who was asleep on her horse, Ah-Un, jump at least 50 feet high.
"Why the hell did you wake me up?" He grumbled. "I was having a splendid dream. I dreamt that you were jumping like a grasshopper in your sleep because I made you dream that you had found a tarantula in your milk." Miroku glared at him and said through gritted teeth,
"That's all right, dear. As I was saying, dear, we have reached, dear!"
Rin pushed himself awake. The word 'dear' always indicated anger in Miroku.
"We have reached! YAY! I am SOOOOOO HAPPY!" said Rin hoping to calm her anger. Instead, he got a 'stop-that-at-once' glare from her.
"So, this is the famous thorn wall." He murmured averting her look.
"How the hell are we supposed to cross it?" asked Miroku no longer angry.
Rin sighed with relief.
"I don't know." He got down from Ah-Un and drew his sword intending to tear the thorns. At the touch of his sword, the thorns melted away and there was a door like entrance and when they entered through the thorns, the entrance disappeared and the thorns appeared again.
Then they went to explore the palace.
"Look at that!!!!!" screamed Miroku pointing to a fountain when droplets of water were suspended in the air and looked like statues. She touched one of them but it was like touching cold marbles.
Rin jumped. The place was silent as a tomb and Miroku had really startled him. Then they entered another room. There was a bed at one end. Rin found himself gazing stunned at the delicate looking beauty that was sleeping there with a peaceful look on her face. He at once fell in love with her.
"She's pretty!" said Miroku and then gave him a wicked grin. "And I suppose you are the knight in shining armor!"
Rin was drooling now.
"I wouldn't mind." He admitted.
Miroku pushed him forward roughly.
"What was that for?!"
"You know what to do!"
"What?"
"You are a prince and she's a princess, for heaven's sake!"
"So?"
"Kiss her!"
"WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go ahead!"
"I won't"
"You will!"
"WON'T!"
"WILL!"
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"YOU WILL AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!!!!"
"Yes ma'am!" said Rin promptly and meekly. Miroku was scary when angered.
He slowly took a few steps forward and stared down at the girl's face. She was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. Maybe, kissing her won't be that bad.
Out of nowhere, an image of him and Miroku kissing came up to his mind.
"UUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!"
He screamed even louder than Miroku who jumped and nearly had a heart attack. Rin shook his head hard to shake the thought out of him. Miroku watched him with her mouth open.
Then he took a deep breath and swooped over the princess. Miroku wished she had brought a camera with her. Presently Rin got up slightly red in the face. Miroku squealed,
"That's so roMANTIC!!!!!!!"
The princess suddenly opened her eyes. The 100 years were over!
At the same time, the whole palace woke up. The king and queen woke up and carried on as if nothing happened. The water and fire came to life. The cook, Sango, gave the boy, Shippo, such a box on the ear that he flew bawling out of the window.
"Who are you?" said the princess puzzled in a sweet melodious voice. "I am Sesshoumaru."
"I-I am Rin." Faltered Rin.
Miroku got rather bored and decided to leave.
"I am going so that you two, lovebirds, can have your little kiss again." The look that Rin gave her made her rush out of the room feeling faintish.
The cheeks of the princess turned an adorable pink but she preserved her dignity. (Inuyasha- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!) (Me- SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Meanwhile, Miroku had stumbled across the kitchen. The cook, Sango, saw her wondered whether she was an angel.
Miroku, vexed to find herself blushing, said with unusual shyness,
"I-I thought I would just-um-you know- explore the palace. Sorry if I disturbed you." Sango at once held out his hand for hers and said,
"My pleasure to meet you. I am Sango and allow me to be your guidance."
Miroku smiled and said,
"Thank you very much, Sango. My name is Miroku."
"What a pretty name!" Miroku blushed slightly nevertheless pleased at the comment.
She took Sango's offered hand shyly. And that was the beginning of a new love. (Inuyasha-rolling wildly- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!)
In the end, prince Rin got fair Sesshoumaru's hand and got to kiss her again. (Inuyasha- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!) Miroku took Sango's hand. And last, but not the least, Inuyasha, the old woman, fell in love and married the lonely frog, Kagome. (Inuyasha- HAHAHAH- WHAT
Me- So, how was this chapter?
Inuyasha- ME AN OLD WOMAN WITH A FROG!!!!!!!!!
Kagome- Inuyasha- SI-
Me- Okay, don't let's quarrel.
Sesshoumaru- How dare you write about me in such a scandalizing manner.
Sango- Miroku, shy indeed! SHISH!
Miroku- Now, now, my dear. I am an angel, remember!
Me- Okay, let's leave the lovebirds to quarrel (facing everyone's glare) er- I mean- umm- couples-(facing everyone's glare)-er, lovers? (Facing everyone's glare) No, let's see, sweethearts? (Facing everyone's glare. Huffily) fine! Let's leave our friends (facing everyone's approval. Under my breath- soon to be lovers. Aloud) to quarrel and say GOODBYE!!!!!!