SLEEPING BEAUTY MIX-UP

Summary- Sesshoumaru is a princess following the story of Sleeping Beauty. Until one day, prince Rin comes to rescue her!

"Oh!" said Queen Koga unhappily. "If only I had a child! Oh Boo hoo! Oh BOO HOO!"
"What is wrong, my lady?" asked King Ayame affectionately.

"I want to have a child! WAH AH AH!!!!" wailed Queen Koga spoiling her eyeliner which was getting mixed with her tears.

King Ayame sighed.

"It's time for your bath, my dear!" he said a little sadly.

Queen Koga sniffed and went to the royal pond. As she went down the stairs into the cool water, a frog suddenly leapt out of no where onto her face. Down under the water went Queen Koga screaming and gulping water. She carefully broke a stick from a nearby tree and shuddering, hit the frog on her face. The frog leapt away the last moment and the stick landed on face. She screamed again rubbing her nose. The frog looking at her blearily, gave a tremendous burp that shook the whole pond.

"My apologies." It began in a shaky voice. "I am Kagome. I am here to inform you that you are going to have a child soon." Here it swelled up and opening its mouth to release air disappeared. Queen Koga's hair had become a mess because of the let-out-air.

Shaking in fright and joy, she quickly dressed and ran to King Ayame and leapt in his arms. King Ayame staggered. His queen was putting too much of weight! Why, she was ROCK heavy!!

"I AM GOING TO HAVE A CHILD!" She screamed.

"THAT"S WONDERFUL! I WILL PREPARE A FEAST AS SOON AS THE BABY IS BORN!" He screeched back nearly deafened.

After 1 year-

The baby was solemnly christened baby Sesshoumau. She was a small beauty with snow-white soft hair, golden eyes and several blue birth marks on her cheeks. The King had invited everyone in his court and outside his court and of course, the 12 fairies. He had only 12 dishes made of rotten frogs' eggs and so, he did not invite the 13th fairy.

While the fairies were blessing the baby, the 13th fairy suddenly came in and with a scream said,

"ON HER 15TH BIRTHDAY, THE BABY WILL-er- the baby will-er, hmm." Here she quickly took out a pair of spectacles and a book. She put on the specs and scanned the book for a few seconds and then, whipping the book and the spectacles out of sight, continued,

"THE BABY WILL STING HERSEL-er, I mean- PRICK HERSELF WITH A – WITH A – with a -er- I know! A NEEDLE! Er- I mean- A SPINDLE AND DIE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! By the way, I am Akitoki Hojo. You may call me Hojo." And swinging her hips with forced daintiness, Hojo walked off with her nose high up in the air. Then there was a silence in the court. Queen Koga broke down crying.

The 12th fairy said,

"I, Kagura, the fairy of rotten apples will undo the spell- a little. Instead of dying, the princess will sleep for a hundred years. But to her, it will be just a nap!" And then all the fairies disappeared. The king gave orders for all the spindles in the country to be banned.

(A/N- please always read the author's note.)

Kagome- I-am-a-FROG?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru- How-dare-you-make-me-a-weak-pathetic-human.

Inuyasha- (Rolling on the ground with laughter) Sesshoumaru's a-a girl! HAHAHAHA! A princess on top of that! How do you do, your highness? Kagome a frog! Koga a queen!!!! Mother of baby Sesshy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Koga faints. Sesshoumaru gets out his sword. Kagome gets ready to sit him.

Me- Don't fight! Don't worry, Inuyasha! You are in this story too!

Inuyasha- (suddenly serious) As?

Me- So, everyone, if you like the story, then-

Inuyasha- AS WHAT?

Me- review!!!!

Sesshoumaru- Wait till Rin hears about this. I swear she is going to faint for a hundred years.

Me- I want maximum, let's see- yeah, I know! Minimum, 3 reviews before I continue.

(To Sesshoumaru) You are acting really OOC. When I feel like it, I am going to write a, you and Rin romance School story inspired by Shikon Private by moonmagicks

Sesshoumaru- You-are-what?!

Me- anyway, bye!!!!!!!!!!!