A/N: as promised, here is the final chapter and end of the "SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE" series!!!! I'd like to that all those who read these stories and all those who reviewed; I know you're all so sad to see this series come to an end, but I will still be writing!!! So please, after reading (and hopefully reviewing) for this, check out my other stories, please!!! And now, we shall begin
Btw, ill probably to an epilogue
Bella's POV
"Edward!!" I cried as I wrapped my arms around him. Although we were fighting vicious newborns around a ring of fire that could burn us to dead crisp, and we would might not make it out alive…still. I needed Edward close to me. I needed him! I mean, this could be our final hours…minutes…and if I died I would die as his wife. "Marry me!!!!"
"…I don't think we should do this now. But as soon-" he paused to rip a newborns head off and throw it in the fire. "as soon as this is over, I promise we'll be married. Mr. and Mrs. Cullen. For eternity." He said sweetly ripping off a leg of a nearby vampire.
"But- if we don't make it…I want to die your wife!! Dammit." I hit him.
"Ouch!!" he complained. "Fine!!! Carlisle!!!!" Edward screamed. Carlisle turned his head.
"Shouldn't you be killing Victoria?!"
Edward and I had no response.
"…we want to get married." Edward and I said at the same time.
"JINX!!!" I yelled. "You owe me a soda!!!"
"umm…I'm kind of busy now!!! Can't you get married like…after this epic battle????"
"NO!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL I WANT TO GET MARRIED AND I WANT TO GET MARRIED NOW!!!! SO EVERYONE SHUT THE ^%$# UP BEFORE I RIP ALL OF YOU- CULLENS INCLUDED- TO SHREDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone got quiet and just stared. I growled and in an instant, everyone was sitting down, around the fire (Victoria included) and gathering around Carlisle)
"Fine. Edward, do you take Bella to be your wife??"
"Um…after her little melt down just now…I'm not so sure…I mean…she's hot and she sweet and the sex is A-FREAKING-MAZING!!! But…at the same time-"
"Answer the question man!!" Carlisle screamed. "We don't need a whole story. I do or I don't. Not that hard!!"
I glared at Edward. "Edward!! I have something to say!!!" Music came out of now where and everyone bobbed their heads in unison. I ripped off my jeans and sweater and emerged in wedding dress (you know how much talent it takes to do that?!) and then I sang. (I don't own hot n cold my katy perry)
"You change your mind
Like a girl
Changes clothes
Yeah, you
PMS Like a bitch
I would know.
And you. over think
Always speak. Critically.
I should know. That you're no good for me!!!!!
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then your out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white.
We fight we break up-"
"Bella!!! WTF???? I just said I do!!!!" Edward exclaimed. The music stopped suddenly and everyone's heads stopped bobbing.
"Oh…my bad." I said awkwardly. I cleared my throat. "Carry on."
"So….Bella?? do you take Edward to be you're husband?? And all the crap that goes with it? I mean, his mood swings, emo-tendencies…"
"yeah. I do!"
"You may now kiss the bride."
That was our first kiss as a married couple! It was magical and I swear to god I saw a unicorn! It was better than any other kiss we had shared up to this point, and beat out sex games a million to one. Everything seemed perfect…
And the Victoria ruined it!!!
She grabbed me by the waist and pulled me away from our kiss. Oh, she wanted a bitch fight, did she?? Fine!!! She would get it!!
Edward's POV
Victoria grabbed Bella away from our first kiss as a married couple; double damn her! I ran after her, and watched as Bella ripped herself from Victoria's grasp, and spun around to face her. She looked intimidating…and angry; it was hard to believe, but my sweet Bella actually looked like a vampire…
It was kind of sexy…
Bella's POV
The whole fight after our impromptu wedding sort of went by in blur for me; a blur of anger and violence and some cursing….but I know that we won. And I remember how fun it felt to throw Victoria into the fire…but I also remember how freaky it was when the Volturi came
Apparently they had to dispose of the newborns, even after they retreated. They were too dangerous and reckless to left alive and that could risk exposure to all vampires. But luckily, Raven and Alexander were left alive! Yay!!! And they joined our coven and now when ever we think of "emo Amy" we all have a big laugh…except maybe Raven. Or Alexander….actually they don't laugh much. But they're nice enough and they've been working hard on the vegetarian thing. And now life is pretty perfect. I don't love moving every five seconds, but its okay. Because I have Edward, and Alice and all the Cullens. I have my family. You know, a few years ago, I probably wouldn't have believed that any of this was possible- I wouldn't have believed that I would fall in love with and marry and vampire and live with their family, and love all of them and get to love forever with them all.
Hell, a few years ago, I still had a list of celebrities I wanted to marry. But I would give them all up for Edward. Because I loved him. Because this was our happily ever after!!
A/N: EPILOGUE UP SOON!!! BUT THIS IS THE LAST ACTUTAL CHAPTER!!! PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE MY OTHER STORIES A CHANCE!! THANK U ALL FOR STICKING WITH THE STORY!