We did it again folks! Me and my brother made another parody! This time its a play on the famous book "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"
only better! it has Johnny Depp in it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sweeny Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, or the mouse with the cookie (and I don't mean Mickey) --
If you give Sweeney a razor
he'll want to kill the judge Turpin
and if he kills the judge Turpin
you'll have to make pies
and if you make pies
people will come
and if people come
you'll have to serve drinks
and if you serve drinks
you might as well make a business for your self.
and if you make a business for your self
you'll make lots of money
if you make lots of money
you can live by the sea
and if you live by the sea
your going to want a boat
and if you get a boat
you'll have to be a pirate (by default)
and if you're a pirate
your going to have to visit Tortuga
and when you visit to Tortuga
your going to get slapped
and if you get slapped
your going to want a drink
and if you get a drink
you'll find your self in a pub
and if you find your self in a pub
your going to run into Jack Sparrow, eventually
and when you run into Jack
your going to want to get away, because he's hitting on you
and if you get away
he'll follow (duh)
and when you figure out he's following you
your going to need a weapon
once you find a weapon
you can hit him over the head.
when you hit him over head, he'll pass out
when he's wakes up
he's going to be hungry
so you suggest meat pie
and if Jack loves the idea
you'll have to sail on the Black Pearl back to London
once you get to London
you'll need to find Fleet Street
once you find Fleet Street
Jack will notice the barber shop
and if he notices the barber shop
he'll want a shave
and if he goes in for a shave
he'll have to meet Sweeney
and if Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd meet
their will be a rip in the space time continuum (cause Johnny can't play two roles at once, no matter how hard he tries) and they world will exploded!
and thats what happens if you give Sweeney Todd a razor
but if you give him Scissors! thats different story for another time
Hope you like it! I do! if you don't!...I'll send you in for a shave, and you know what happens then...
R&R!!!