"Iruka-sensei, when is the new student going to get here?" Asked a rather annoying girl with pink hair.

"Damn it Sakura I thought I told you I don't know." Iruka had gotten past all the yelling, as it had never truly helped him. "Everyone please pay attention. You only get to learn this stuff once and if you forget it's going to be your problem so-"

"Iruka-sensei if it's our problem then why are you butting in again?" Kiba yelled extremely loudly. Iruka sighed, he could never really get it into their little heads that they should be more respectful. That's when an idea occurred to him. Iruka took a deep breath and henged himself to make his head huge then he let out an extremely loud chakra enhanced scream.

"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BRATS! I'M THE TEACHER DAMN IT NOW LISTEN TO ME!" Iruka could see that it worked and dispelled the jutsu. He chuckled to himself as he watch the class quietly look more attentive. It was then that he noticed the music. It started out rather calm and quiet. His foot started to tap to the beat unknown to the entire class their feet were tapping as well. The music kept getting louder and they all realized that it was coming from outside. They all went out there to see where it was coming from and froze as they saw a rather big kid walking down the street with what looked like a scythe in his hands. This isn't what made them freeze however. It was the skeletal wings that were protruding from his back accompanied by the skeletal fingers and the dark aura surrounding him. They all realized after a moment that the figure was hovering off the ground and the wings were beating. They also realized that the music was coming from the boy.

They all watched as the boy started to pic up the beat and they all started head tapping and some even head banged. After another minute or so of this the villagers, the academy and all the shinobi in the village present at the time (including the Hokage) were all there in city wide mash pit as they all listened to the music being played by the figure. The figure after he noticed he had a crowed had created a stage without any hand signs and was on there playing. Suddenly he started to pick up the beat into a four hour guitar session to which at the end the ground around the stage split and fire leaped out the figure was coming to a finish when a demonic band came into focus on the stage and started to play with the boy. The boy deciding that help from satan was awesome played more and more with the demonic band.

TWO AND A HALF DAYS LATER

Everyone in the village was lying on the streets sleeping. They were all so entranced by the music that none of them left or slept and beat the shit out of each other like any other mash pit. Some how, though, some of them were still conscious one of which was Iruka. He watched as the boy hugged the demonic band and they left the same way they came, fading to oblivion when the boy seemed to dawn on something. He watched as the boy made his way over to him and handed him a paper. Iruka read the paper over and bug eyed then read it again. "Well it seems that I found my newest student." Iruka laughed then fainted.

"I think I'm going to like it here." Said Naruto as he dispelled his skeletal wings and fingers not even realizing that he had them out. He put his scythe on his back and went to the appartment complexes.

AUTHOR NOTES

I know this was really short but that's all I could really come up with sorry r&r