(Ok, so Ive been gone a while... a LONG while... but I'd like to think that my time as a monk up in the mountains- well... school, online gaming, and work- has improved my writing style! By a LOT! Id like to thank anyone who actually came back to read this, it took me the last 3 days to draft it, expand, read about 10 times, expand more, reread and check for errors... I dont have an official Beta, but I think i did well. As to my fans and critics alike, Enjoy, and I hope i've not let you down, as well as left you stunned and impressed! Enjoy and tell me what you think! And not to sound rude but... STFU ABOUT THE "..."s OK?! I KNOW I overuse them, in ALL my story's it represents a 1-2 second pause for each one, so "..."x3 is the full 2 seconds for the first two sets, and 1-2 for the last one ok?! Now, As i said, read and enjoy... and Im still deciding as I write this weather or not to make this Chapter a lemon or not... hmmmmm... ... ... [Places hand in front of face like Gendo])

(Chp2) I am NOT a Doll... (Teaser trailor, This is NOT the ful chapter!)

"Mmm... Mmm... Hm? Wh-what? Where-?" The scent of raw dirt, clay, and blood permiated... no, suffocated the air that Shinji suddenly didnt want to expose his eyes too.

"You Finally awake, sleepy Idiot?"

'Huh... Why is asuka in my room this early in the morning? Its not a school day... wait... last night... yesterday...' Yesterdays events were all a blur, blending edgelessly, smearing his still only half concious mind with a slurry of emotions that he couldn't process while still asleep... 'Mm... hmm?'

"GAAAAHHHH!" Shinji sat BOLT upright! The sudden pain of his arm and head all comming to him in one jolt! "A-Asuka! Im still half asleep! What the HELL are you-!" He stared at asuka, biting down on his arm, the pain dieing away in one great throb that didn't come back. He sat there, momentarily dumbstruck...

"Shinji, you need to calm down. Too much movement and stress could reopen your wounds." Rei Said, in something a little more than her usual monotone.

"Waff Mite wuv foor fumfink huh?(Last night was shure something huh?)", the beautiful redhead biting his arm asked... at least, he though it was a question?

"Asuka... dont talk with... your... mouth full... ... ..." BOOM! All at once the memories suddenly cleared, sharpened, Like taking a messypile of cards and flipping them all face up and in a perfect row at once! "HOLEY SHIT! It all WAS real! ... Ok, so Asuka?"

"Hmfmm?"

"Dont talk with-gah! Nevermind that, Your a vampire and your spit heals and numbs right?"

"Mmfm" Asuka Smiled at his confusion, revealing the oversized canines that were partly dug into his arm, both numbing and slowly healing it at the same time.

"And Rei-... Rei... you're... you're... what... a Ninja?"

Both Rei and Asuka's eyebrows shifted at perfectly the same moment in an expression that said simply: "...Dafuq?"