It was a nice and gloomy day at Kong
and Murdoc and 2D were in the kitchen and Russel and Noodle too, but
they sodded off again to do some shopping, liek always.
So Murdoc and 2D were alone at Kong
now, and Murdoc said:
''SURPRISE, DULLARD, IEM GEY!''
And 2D said ''LOL WUT?''
And then Murdoc grabbed him by tha
shoulders and 2D went all ''NO NO!'' but the lanky man was too weak
for Murdoc becuz Murdoc's a reel man but he's smelly and stuff and
dat's why 2D's always tha female in dis stuff. Lol!
2D screamed: ''AAH, STOP IT, WUT R YOU DOIN'?!'' but even 2D knows he actually liked it, even only if it was just because of the fact crzy rabid 2DxMurdoc yaoi obsessed fangirlsz would belive it.
Sooooooo, Murdoc kissed him and used his tongue and that kind of perverted shizzle and held 2D to his o-so strong but smelley and greasy body, but ofcurse 2D liked it, becuz fangirls want him to.
So den they were making out but heard a strange sound and KABLOOOWEH a zombie fell through the ceiling and 2D went all WTF and he hid himself behind Murdoc because 2D's a lanky man and Murdoc's not liek I pointed out befor, but just in case joo didn't read it well, I will write dow ''lanky'' a few times so just you know:
Lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky and Murdoc's not.
So, enyweyz, Murdoc kicked the zombie in the groin and 2D was all thankful and Murdoc was liek ''YOU'VE GOTTA PAY FOR THAT PROTECTION WINK WINK HINT HINT I LIEK PIE!'' and 2D was liek ''I LUV JOO, I ALWEYS DID. TWO STORIES AGO I SED THAT TO NOODLE BUT OH WELL!'' and 2D kissed Murdoc and they went all WHEEEEEEH; other words, they had schmeckxsz but then there was knocking on the door and there was Noodle and she went all WTF becuz she was just a little girl of 10, or 18, WHATEVEAH, she saw her beloved 2D being boned in the ass and she didn't like that mainly because she seemed to have a crush on 2D when he took her out the box when she was 10 (DUH). Se ran awey and 2D went all ''NOODLE-LOOOOVE!!'', but it was too late becuz Noodle already hung herself and Russel had folowed her outside and he went all ''NOOOO MY BABY GIRL EVEN THOUGH I WAS TOO BUSY BEING DEPRESSIVE AND POSSESED!'' and then he ran to the kitchen but Murdoc and 2D were already dressed again, so he asked ''WHAT HAPPENUD WITH NOODLE?!'' and Murdoc said ''LOL, DUNNO'' but 2D said she caught them doing the 'happy-thing' so Russel said ''OH'' and then they wrote a new song, specially made for Noodle and they got even mooore famous and 2D and Murdoc got three kids, a son and two baby-gurlz which makes you leave this story with questions LOL
BYEE!!!!!
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