AN: Well I got my writing juices again, I suppose you didnt think this would happen though huh? Ah well, beggars cant be choosers.

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Chapter 1

"NARUTO!!!" Petunia shrieked, "Get your ungrateful ass up, and make us some breakfast!!!!"

And so Naruto awoke, how could he not? That voice could probably wake the dead. He stretched as much as he could in his small room/closet and began to regain consciousness. Naruto considered that the 10 years of his life was a blur, it was the same thing everyday. Wake up. Work. Eat. School. Work. Eat. Sleep. Everyday. Since as long as he could remember.

Deciding to get up before his 'loving' aunt decided that he was too 'ungrateful' for breakfast, he walked out of his closet….

….only to get hit by his 'affectionate' cousin.

"Heh Naruto, you couldn't even block that. Hahaha."

Naruto cursed, he forgot how much he fucking hated his cousin. Don't get him wrong, he hated the whole god damn family, but Dudley, he was a whole other case. His aunt and uncle made his life miserable, but Dudley made his life hell.

And no matter how much Dudley picked on him, Naruto never fought back. As we all know (or we should), bullies like Dudley hate being beaten, in fact, all bullies are sore losers. So if, to say, Naruto fought back and won, Dudley would only make the beatings worse. Since Naruto was quite contented at being beaten at a mild hurt level, he didn't want to make his life harder by just increasing the pain.

Getting done with breakfast, and fixing up as best as he could, Naruto went to a different kind of hell, I am sure you are all familiar with it, this particular hell was called school. A place that judged you on looks and money, perfect.

Naruto sighed, sometimes he wondered if he would ever get a break, he could only wish that life had something better in store for him.

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Naruto was done with school, hurray. Now to go 'home'. Fucking wonderful. From one hell to another.

Naruto knew his birthday was tonight, October 10th, and if you think about it, its just like every other day; but Naruto didn't have the heart to forget his birthday too, not when so many others have.

He had found out about his birthday a couple years ago when cleaning the photo albums, and there is was,

Naruto Uzumaki:

Date of Birth: Oct 10th

Naruto couldn't suppress his shock, he had a birthday? Since when? Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon never said anything about it, never even discussed it. Contemplating, he wondered, if maybe, most likely, they had forgotten it. They probably thought of it as useless information, after all there was nothing to gain from it.

Naruto had wanted to make this birthday special, after all it wasn't every day you turn 11.

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AN: So uh yeah, another plot bunny. I havent forgotten Identity, so dont worry, its just writers block is a bitch.

You have probably noticced that I didnt change the "Dursely" family. I must admit, you cant beat names like Vernon, Dudley, and Petunia. Plus they dont have much impact on the story, they are only the setting, the background, the past, etc...

So yeah, the reason I wrote this story?

Well there are certainly alot of Harry Potter/ Naruto stories, but never one where Naruto is Harry. If there is then sorry! I didnt mean to steal any plots.

Oh and please tell me what you think, constructive cristism would be nice!