Ohayo Motherhopers! CJzilla here cranking out with the final chapter to "Unchained Rhapsody". Sad? Don't be. You'll see more of my work floating around the Kappa Mikey archive. Count on it. Now as I add the final nail to this fiction, allow me to tell you what you'll see. In this final chapter you'll find out what Mikey thinks of Mitsuki, how the rest of the LilyMu gang thinks of her and an ending. Enjoy!

As I level this city with one final blow, alls CJzilla has to roar is this: R&R! Love on me, hate on me... You know this all ready.

Mikey gave her a funny look.

"Special?" he questioned then he smiled. "Yeah, I get that a lot."

Mitsuki looked up at him like he'd just jumped out an open window. DID HE KNOW HER SECRET?!

"Not too many boys can do this!" he added, magically pulling a quarter from his ear. "Ta da!"

Mitsuki sweat-dropped.

"Uh… sure," she returned. "But that's not what I meant."

"Oh, you mean my special box," Mikey pointed to a box on the floor.

Mitsuki shook her head.

"Then, my special socks?" he pulled his foot out of his shoe to show his favorite pair of motorcycle socks.

Still Mitsuki shook her head.

"Okay…," Mikey paused, deep in thought. "It must be my special mole!"

And he pulled off his sock and showed his ankle.

"Look! It looks just like a chipmunk!" he cheered.

Mitsuki sweat-dropped.

"No, though that is a very accurate likeness to a chipmunk," she stated peering at his birthmark. "I just mean to say that you're a very good friend and it would break my heart to see you get hurt."

"Yeah," Mikey sighed, looking at the ceiling. "If I became piranha chow, there'd go the show and your job, blah, blah, blah. I know, I know."

Mitsuki's head inflated with anger because nothing was sinking into his head.

"No Mikey!" she blasted, body inflating to the size of the room, a rarity for Mitsuki.

And just like that she had the American's undivided attention. She clapped her hands onto Mikey's face so that he was focused.

"You are my friend!" Mitsuki said slowly and loudly, giving the American's head a liberal shake. "I don't care what happens to the show or anything else! I was worried about you getting hurt!"

She released his head and glared at him.

"Is that clear enough for you, now?" Mitsuki questioned firmly, head swiveling with attitude, arms folded across her chest and her eyebrow twitched.

Mikey blinked at her, looking like someone just dropped a drop of liquid nitrogen down his shirt.

"You… were… concerned… about… me?" he questioned.

This was getting old. An anime blood-vessel of rage surfaced on Mitsuki's forehead as she shut her eyes in attempt to not smack her confession into him.

"Yes, Mikey Simon," she returned then her eyes softened. "Yes. I was very concerned about you. I care a lot about you."

Mitsuki dropped her head, sure to hear the "Aw Mitsuki, I just wanna be friends" or the dreaded "FREAK SPY LADY WHO'S HITTING ON ME!!"

"Oh…" Mikey paused, her words sinking in.

THEN A FIERY BLUSH SMACKED HIS FACE IT NEARLY KNOCKED HIM OVER!! Ahem… sorry.

Mitsuki looked up from the floor and put her eyes on her friend/crush/fellow actor/co-worker. She was very surprised to see Mikey Simon blushing like he was sitting on a stove-top burner. His blush made Mitsuki blush and then the whole room felt like it was on fire! AAAAAA! IT BURNS!!

The American was having a dejavu from last night. Well, minus the smoldering ash from the burning enemy HQ… but it was nonetheless dynamic!

Before him, he was seeing the aggressive and dangerous spy that had risked her life to save his. It was more awesomer than a rocket-powered skateboard, a motorcycle made out of cheese doodles, an electric guitar solo, or a pie in the face! Mitsuki was no longer mild-mannered, boring and semi-good looking. She was a secret agent who was debonair, could bend an army of bad guys into pretzels, and save the world! Not to mention her good looks could stop a stampeding rhino cold. Mikey couldn't stop his mouth from free-falling to the floor.

"What?!" Mitsuki couldn't take it anymore. "Why do you keep looking at me like that?!"

Mikey blinked and suddenly became so nervous.

"L-l-like w-what? I'mnotstarringatyoubecauseIthinkyou'reawesome, nodefinatelynot!!" he nearly exploded.

"Mikey," Mitsuki withheld the need to jump behind the couch. "You're freaking out."

"WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?!" he exclaimed to the heavens, falling to his knees.

Just then, saving them from a very awkward and embarrassing moment, the rest of the LilyMu cast busted into Mikey's apartment. Lily, Gonard, Guano, Ozu and Yes Man flooded into the small room.

"Hi Mitsuki!" Lily gave her best friend a huge hug. "Look! We all chipped in and bought you something!"

"Oh really?" Mitsuki questioned, thankful for the distraction. "What?"

Lily motioned for Guano, who was straining under a big white box that looked like it weighed a ton. Unable to carry the thing one step further, the purple costumed plush man succumbed to the weight. He fell with a painful yelp, the box squishing him. Everyone sweat-dropped.

"Open it Mitsuki! Open it! Open it!" Gonard jumped up and down in excitement.

"OPEN IT WOMAN!!" Yes Man shouted joining Gonard in jumping.

Mitsuki dug into the white wrapping paper and wiped open the box the wrapped in the white wrapping paper. Her eyes got huge as she beheld it.

"Awwww!" she cooed. "It's a cake!"

Sure enough, it was a huge cake with white icing and a chocolate center! Everyone cheered, confetti falling from the air. Even Guano popped his hand out from under the cake box with a party flag with Mitsuki's face on it.
"We wanted to show our appreciation for rescuing Mikey Simon from the clutches of a mailbox madman," Ozu said happily, placing his hands together. "And for snapping me out of that ridiculous anger management stranglehold."

Mitsuki beamed at her boss before reading the lettering inscribed on the cake.

"Uh… "Gorgon gorg mog moog streegle spaz"?" she read out loud.

Then Gonard started laughing.

"You just said "Ouch, that broccoli has a purse"!!" he was on his back, rolling around the floor.

"What does it say spaz??" Lily blasted at the big oaf who was still laughing his head off.

Whipping his tears away, Gonard hopped to his feet.

"It's "Gorgin gorg mog moog streegle spaz" Mitsuki," he explained. "That's Gonardian for "MITSUKI'S A SPY!""

Mitsuki blushed.

"Aw, thanks," she beamed. "But, are you guys okay with this whole "Mitsuki's a spy" thing?"

Everyone swatted the air.

"You're still the same loveable blue-haired chick we've all come to know and love," Mikey put his arm around her shoulders.

Mitsuki nearly fainted as the two blushed at each other.

"Yeah, you just got the wicked fighting skills that could hurt us," Lily shrugged. "But you're still the same."

"I think one thing that we have all learned from this adventure Mitsuki is this," Ozu walked up to the blue-haired actress and looped his arm around her other shoulder. "Our pasts are very, very boring compared to yours, though more to the point, you are now officially the coolest person we know."

"IT'S TRUE!" Yes Man cheered. "WE ARE LAME!!"

Mitsuki felt like a million bucks with her whole world in one room. She had her crush a.k.a. Mikey Simon, her best friend Lily, her fun-loving "almost-brother" Gonard, her plushy "almost-brother-but-mostly-like-a-pet" Guano, her boss-man Ozu, his Yes Man and cake.

"I get a corner!" Mitsuki cheered, lifting the cake off of Guano and putting it on the coffee table.

A slice and a paper plate later, the blue-haired spy-turned actress dug into her friends' sweet acceptance. She then realized that all that worrying was for nothing, and that what Agent F had told her was wrong. Her friends would care for her come heck or high water.

"Thanks you guys!" Mitsuki beamed. "You all are the best!"

Everyone, who could, inflated with happy. Mikey Simon grabbed a plate and held it out to Mitsuki. The actress gave her crush a wily look before taking what was left of her cake and shoving it into his face. Mikey licked the cake off of his mouth and grabbed a handful of more. Thus began a food fight that engulfed the apartment in sugary, friend-laced goodness.

Cue dancing sushi!...

"LilyMu!"

The LilyMu Action Team's hover jet soared through the air, the roar of its engines echoing through the city of Tokyo. Weaving through the web of tall buildings the jet slowed as four costumed crime-fighters jumped out of the aircraft. Falling to the paved jungle below the superhero team raced down an empty street.

"There's Gonard! Our scanners were right!" the blue-haired tough girl Mitsuki pointed. "He is trying to plunge Tokyo into another dimension!"

In the distance, there was a tall foreboding figure of a ray gun draining reality from the sky in the form of a black hole. And a laugh from the ray gun's owner, the evil villain Gonard.

"Run, run, run as fast as you can Lily-Flops!" Gonard jeered. "Can you stop me and my evil plan?"

More maniacal laughter from the LilyMu Team's archenemy.

"Faster team!" the LilyMu leader extraordinaire, the American "Kappa" Mikey Simon called out to his team. "We can't let Gonard destroy our dimension!"

"Guano Guano!" Guano the team's plushy one-line wonder replied.

The rift in reality was growing bigger and bigger.

"We'll never make it!" LilyMu sweetheart Lily cried out.

"We have to! Reality depends on it!" Kappa Mikey returned and poured on more steam.

The whole LilyMu team went into a full-on sprint, racing to save our dimension. Seconds later they were at Gonard's dimension sucking machine.

"Stop where you are Gonard!" Kappa Mikey commanded. "This is not your dimension to trash!"

"At least not yet Kappa "Moron"!" evil Gonard laughed. "With my doom machine, I will create a dimension that is all my own!"

And he let out an evil laugh.

"Mikey!" Lily cried, her eyes wide with terror. "Our dimension is collapsing! We need to stop him!"

"Guano Guano!" Guano agreed.

"Don't worry team!" Kappa Mikey proclaimed courageously. "Gonard will not succeed!"

Kappa Mikey broke out his orb, cranked his arm back and threw the orb with all his might. The orb flew straight and true, hitting Gonard in the chest, making the villain fall off of his doom machine. Letting out a defeated cry, Gonard fell.

"The LilyMu who spies together, stays together," Kappa Mikey posed with the rest of his team.

Fade out

End

It's been a scream boys and girls! And as CJzilla parts with this final chapter, alls I have to roar is this: R&R! LONG LIVE ROCK N' ROLL! WOO!