Jenny: WTF?! More DeiNaru drabbles? O.O I have discovered I like writing these things when I don't want to write long chaptered stories! XD I like making cute little fluffy and/or funny drabbles!!

Jennis: We kinda see that...

Jenny: Anyhoosles, let's start this thing!

Pairings: DeiNaru (Main, obviously) side pairings...uhm, HidaTobi...Ehehe...I like strange pairings don't I? XD

Warnings: Some swearing (curtsey of Deidara and Hidan. XD), Yaoi, Implied sexual themes (No lemons though...I'm not good at that kinda stuff even though I'm a class A perv. O.O).

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, otherwise I wouldn't be here would I?

P.S.: Naruto is part of the Akatsuki, and shares a room with Deidara. Tobi now shares with Zetsu. Ok? Good.

Enjoy!!

-------------------------DeiNaru Drabbles Collection---------------

Deidara's Worst Enemy.

Deidara was angry. No, not just angry.

He was downright pissed.

He kept glaring with his single showing sapphire eye.

And glaring...

...and glaring...

Now what was he glaring at, you ask?

Well you will find out.

It started off with him just staring lovingly at his boyfriend Naruto, who was lying on their shared bed, slightly wrinkling the black akatsuki cloud printed sheets underneath. He was reading a book, Deidara wasn't sure which book he was reading, because he was too busy looking at Naruto. Naruto's cloak was unzipped A/N: Do they use zips or something else? O.O ;), showing some of his lean, tan chest and part of his black fishnet shirt very similar to his own.

Then he spotted it.

There, in between the blond's pouty pink lips was an orange Popsicle, looking innocent in all of its frozen orange glory.

And it pissed him off.

Continues thoughts of 'Lucky bastard' kept running through his mind.

Yes ladies and gentlemen.

Deidara was jealous.

Of a freaking Popsicle.

So he just kept glaring at the offending object, hopping it would somehow melt under his piercing single eyed gaze. No such luck.

He kept twitching every time the blond would lick the frozen orange liquid.

Now he was really glad that Akatsuki cloaks covered most of the body...

He tried resisting pouncing on the young blond teen. He kept telling himself to not loose whatever self control he had left.

After a few minutes of mental bashing and Naruto reading his book obliviously, Naruto did the unthinkable that made Deidara nearly fall off the chair he was sitting on. Naruto pushed the popsicle in his mouth a little bit further without even realising it.

And that is when Deidara lost any self-control.

The older blonde practically jumped on top of the Kyuubi holder, pulled the Popsicle out of the teen's mouth and stuck it in a clay bird, throwing the orange Popsicle bomb out of the window.

"KATSU!"

He smirked triumphantly when he heard the explosion of the clay.

"I WIN BASTARD!" He yelled at the window.

Then he looked down at Naruto who had a golden eyebrow raised in question and slight amusement.

Deidara swooped down and kissed the blond on the lips, and Naruto kissed him back without any arguments.

After their kiss Deidara whispered in Naruto's ear in a half joking half possessive way.

"You're mine, un."

Naruto inwardly chuckled at the possessiveness of the older man. He looked up at Deidara and giggled in amusement.

"I would never replace you Deidara-kun."

"Hmm, you had better not, un." He said drawing Naruto into another kiss.

He began to remove the blue eyed teens cloak and shirt, Naruto doing the same.

I'm sure you know what happens next.

Pein was stomping up the stairs, fuming and nearly setting everything he touched on fire. He was covered in what seemed to be orange splodges, and smelled like sugary oranges.

"He just HAD to throw the explosive near MY window didn't he?" He growled under his breath, no doubt talking about the blond haired bomber.

When he reached Deidara's and Naruto's room and was about to knock, he heard some...noises...coming from within the room.

He coughed and walked away towards his study, covering his nose with his hand the entire time.

"I'll talk to them later..." He muttered.

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Jenny: Sorry I could not resist putting that ending. XD It had to be done! Anyhoosles, I'm sure you see that I am rather DeiNaru obsessed –chuckles nervously- It's just captured my interest lately, and by the few pics I've seen of those two together have made this pairing an instant favourite of mine (KakaNaru is my other obsession, Yey! XD)

Jennis: Time to write the next drabble!

Jenny: YOSH! Just wondering, should I add the story 'The Art That Is You' to this collection? You decide. X3

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