Chuck v. Cleaning

A/N: my friend wrote this for me one day when she stole my notebook. She asked me random questions throughout, like "Name a movie that's out now," so that's why some things are a bit... out of character. Anyway, she said it was ok for me to put it on here, so thanks to Cait!

"Chuck, can you clean the bathroom? I have to go to the store," asked Ellie.

"Sure."

Chuck happily got some bleach and rubber gloves when the phone rang. It was Sarah.

"You want to go see 27 Dresses with me?"

"OMG, yes but I have to clean the bathroom."

"I'll help," Sarah said.

Chuck waited patiently for Sarah's arrival (he was watching infomercials).

Knock. Knock.

Chuck answered the door but was surprised to see two people at the door.

"I brought Casey," Sarah said.

"Great, his idea of cleaning a toilet is dropping an atom bomb in it," complained Chuck.

"That only happened once, a long time ago, in Siberia. The water was frozen," protested Casey.

So they all got to work. Chuck cleaned the toilet, Casey cleaned the tub, and Sarah got the sink.

"What is this?" Casey asked suspiciously.

"Ew, hair in the tub," screamed Sarah.

"And you call yourselves government agents. That guy's arm got blown off, no problem, but oh, gosh, hair! Someone call in reinforcements, ah!" Chuck mocked.

"If I wasn't so weak from breaking in bleach, I'd choke you with the toilet scrubber," Casey said.

"Idle threats, buddy, idle threats."

"Oh yeah?"

Chuck and Casey started battling with toilet scrubbers. Sarah proceeded to intervene but after being accidentally whacked by Casey, decided to join in.

"Say sorry before I rip your eye out!"

"Never! How did the CIA teach you to fight, with third grade karate students?"

"Watch it, that's my fake girlfriend you're talking to!"

They all are entangled on the floor beating at each other when Captain Awesome walked in.

"I was looking for Ellie, but I'm gonna leave and pretend I never saw this," said Devon. He left, backing away slowly.

"This is madness. Besides, 27 Dresses starts soon."

"27 Dresses? You said we were going to see Rambo," screamed Casey.

"I guess I lied," said Sarah sarcastically.

"Guys, guys, stop. Ow! Stop, come on, I didn't even- Ow!"

This fight could take a while, but long story short, Casey won and forced Sarah to watch every Rambo, then forced Chuck to clean his oven.