Short Stem Loses

Summary: It was Valentines Day at the Host Club. A rose stem breaks. A certain female host gets kissed. Inspired by Matt and Allianna at lunch today! 3 Oneshot HikaxHaruxKao

"Well that's depressing." Hikaru said when he saw it, one of the red roses in the vase at the Hitachiin's table broke in two. Kyouya shot the hosts a look as if to say, get rid of it. The twins smirked broadly. They had a plan to piss off Tono. And it helped because today was Valentines Day.

"Oy Haruhi Do you have a second?" the twins asked in unison as they went over to Haruhi's table.Haruhi rolled her eyes and excused herself from her guests.

"What is it guys?" Haruhi asked the twins, obviously annoyed, and looking over at Kyouya, hoping he wasn't adding to her debt for not hosting at that moment (he was writing in his ledger). The twins grinned.

"It's time for...the stems game!" the twins exclaimed in unison. Haruhi blinked stupidly.

"Are you familiar with the game where a person picks a straw and the long straw can save them from doing something?" Hikaru asked. Haruhi blinked again.

"I...guess...?" Haruhi asked. Kaoru picked up the explination from there.

"Well, lets just say that Hikaru and I have two stems. One's short and one's long. The long straw saves you. HOWEVER..." this however silenced the whole club and everyone was looking at class 1-A's friendly trio "...if you pick the short straw you have to kiss us both on the cheek."

When Tamaki heard this he ran over to the twins.

"HIKARU! KAORU! IDIOTS! STOP HARRASSING HARUHI!" Tamaki yelled. The twins, of course, ignored the frenchman. Haruhi shrugged, figuring if you can't beat them you might as well join them.

She reached out her hand to take a stem.

Tamaki's eyes widened.

She put her hand over one.

Tamaki charged towards her.

She was pushed over to the other stem. And somehow. She pulled it. It was short. Her and Tamaki's eyes widened.

"You pulled it Haruhi!! You have to kiss us now!!" the twins said in unison. With that simple proclomation, screams of 'MOE!' and 'KAWAII!' were heard coming from the third music room.