Man of the House

Part 4: My House

Urameshi Yusuke was a peaceful man, deep, deep down inside and when facing a situation of save the world standards, tended to think clearly...after being held down and thoroughly explained to be kurama, but this was no ordinary life or death issue. No, this was about Him. Him, who's name Yusuke wouldn't even dare to speak for fear that the guy would actually think he liked him or something gay like that. It was Him, who had some how fused himself into the Urameshi household and basically glued himself to Keiko, Yusukes wife.

He was always there. The mornings, the afternoons, and even the freaking nights. Keiko was of no help either, having the nerve to call him jealous. Pssh, jealous?! What was there to be jealous of? The pansy? Yusuke knew his wife would never leave him, at least not for that guy. Yusuke also knew, but in a very unvain way, that he was a sexy beast. I mean, come on, this was The Urameshi Yusuke, great ex- spirit detective and all-mighty touson lord of Meikai. Yusuke wasn't jealous, he just didn't like the guy. He was obviously flirting, with his; "Oh NO, let me carry those dishes for you, Ms. Urameshi.", and shit. Little Bitch and that's Mrs. Urameshi for you.

He was pretty stupid too, for with all of Yusukes murderous glares, he was still around and to his luck, breathing. He was even turning his daughter against him, who was original on his side, too. She was always glaring and threating to bite the brats figures off when he said something cutesy to her. He had raised her right, he thought.

Yusuke looked to the corner to find his once ally giggling at something stupid the he had said.

Apparently, he was wrong.

The traitor.

" Romi." His wife called. Ah yes. That's his name. That was the name of a pansy. A pansy who Yusuke wished to be rid of, but couldn't't do anything about. "Time to go home. Your mother's waiting outside."

" Thanks Ms. (Mrs!!) Urameshi. I had a great time with you and Kaoru." Romi said. He smiled at Kaoru, who giggled and blushed. Tsk, so easily swayed. Then after grabbing his crap, turned to Yusuke and grinned at his glare. "Bye Mr. Urameshi." Wha?- "I had fun with you."

Did that little bitc-

"See you later ladies!"

"Of course. Tell your mother I don't mind watching you when she's at work, so it's fine."

And then he was gone.

Mother fuc-

"Oh yusuke. stop glaring. He's only thirteen"

Devil child.

"You're too easily riled up and Romi's a sweat child."

He should kill-

"What are you going to do, beat him up? Stop being jealous."

"...no." But he could get his ultra kick ass monks to and he was not jealous.

What's there's be jealous of?

"Well, I'm going to take Kaoru up for her nap. You have fun thinking up your revenge Mr. Man." She said, while gathering up their daughter and heading towards the steps. Kaoru giggle at him. Yusuke suck his tongue out.

This was his house.

She giggled even more.

He was the man.

As they say, Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

He was not jealous, at all.

Then again, Yusuke didn't even know where that was.

END. (Fucking teenagers!)

Hello, fans! Glad to knew you're still with me in the Man of the House series. Only to more to go, so please reveiw!!

-Darkryubaby