Chapter 11
Lip Nibbling Ahoy
Frietag and still celebrating my newly found singleosity
Not
I hate being single and I'm tres board
2 minutes later
I'll ring my hugely over annoying but on the other hand the only friend I have left that will speak to me and that is not too overly busy getting to no.10 Jas
2 seconds later
Ringing Jas
"Jas"
"What"
Why is she in a mood today?
"Well I was going to tell you ze latest on me and Masimo"
That should fill her with curiosity
"What happened this time did he finally see sense and dump you"
The cheek
"No I actually dumped him anyway I've got things to be doing -"
"You dumped him"
"Yes, why"
"No I mean you actually dumped him"
"Yes, why is that so unbelievable?"
"Well you never dump anyone, you never got round to dumping Mark big gob-"
"Well for your information miss fringey knickers I was going to"
"You never even told Robbie he was dumped, you just started seeing Masimo"
"Yeah well, I have definitely dumped Masimo"
That shut her up
"Well how did you dump him?"
"Well I might have told a tiny white lie"
"How tiny"
"I might have quite possibly maybe told him that…my mum had cancer"
"You told him what?"
"That my mum had cancer, what's the big deal"
"Georgia you can't just tell someone you want to breakup because your mum has cancer"
"Well I don't see any harm, besides it's not like he's going to see my Mum anytime soon"
"Well what if he tells Dom, who will tell Tom, Dave the laug-"
"Trust me he definitely won't be telling Dave the laugh"
"Why"
"Because Dave the laugh will be too busy reaching no.10 with Emma"
"How do you know that?"
"I heard them talking in the park"
"So…"
"So what"
"Are you going to tell him that you dumped Masimo so you could be with him?"
Er…
"Jas I didn't dump Masimo so I could be with Dave the L, I dumped him because I didn't want the whole long distance thing"
"And that you fancy Dave the laugh"
"No I don't Jas, I have to go now"
"Just because you know I'm right"
Why doesn't she just leave me alone and go look at badgers or something
"Jas"
"Yes"
"Shut-up"
That shut her up
1 hour later
Yey Mutti, Vatti and Libby are going away for the weekend. They're off to Farmers-a-gogo-land. Well they like to call it Dorset. Of course they asked me if I wanted to go and I said I that there must be something very wrong with them if they'd even considered the possibility of me coming with them.
1 minute later
And they've left me 30 squids for food
2 minutes later
I know it's not that much considering I have many lip-glosses's to buy, but they said it would be enough for food for 2 days.
So I'm thinking party tonight, sleepover tomorrow, and ace gang meeting Sunday afternoon.
Tres groovy
Doorbell
Hmmm who is at ze door?
Please don't be Jas
Please….
5 minutes later
It's Dave OMG its Dave the freekin unlaugh and I'm in my telly tubby pyjamas oh merde.
Thank merde I did my make up earlier when I was board or I would have nothing
2 minutes later
Apart from my gorgeous conk of a nose
1 second later
Not
2 seconds later
Earth to Georgia Shutup
Opening the door…
Oh Giddy god's pyjamas!!
"Er…Hi Dave"
I wonder if he's still angry at me for not snogging him
"Hi, I just wanted to drop this round seen as we won't be needing it anymore"
He is still mad at me
"The snog jar…"
Why is he returning the snog jar I spent ages making that
"Yeah well you know"
"Do you want to come in for a bit?"
Why is he staring at me like that?
Tres merde
"No I've got things to be doing"
"Like seeing Emma"
Dam that just popped out, blimey'o'reilly's undercrackers
"Maybe, why do you care?"
"I don't, I just think you might be rushing into something a bit too quickly"
"Georgia I don't know what you're talking about"
Yes you do
"Dave I know that you and Emma are planning to reach no.10 tonight"
Awkward does Dave even know what no.10 is…
"And what if we are, what has it possibly got to do with you"
He does Ellen must have told him when she was dithering about our snogging scale…
"Well you're my mate...you know"
"Yeah just a mate, that's all I'll ever be"
Tripple merde
"Dave you're a bit more than just a mate, you know"
"No Georgia I don't know, in fact I don't know what goes through your mind sometimes, you love Robbie, you snog me. You love Masimo, you snog me, yet you still see me as just a mate, a laugh a bit on the side"
Why is he shouting, I hate being shouted out specially over a snog
Hmphf
"Dave for your information I don't see you as just my bit on the side and I do care about you"
"Yeah well you don't act like it, you act like you don't give a flying pants, I didn't come round here to argue, I've got people waiting who actually care about me"
Dave's starting to walk off say something, brain think
"Yeah Dave, I don't care about you that's why I dumped Masimo just so I could be with you, go do it with Emma for all I care"
I've slammed the door as well, that'll teach him.
2 minutes later
Thank-god Mr and Mrs Next door weren't in or I would be in deep merde.
5 seconds later
I can't believe Dave thinks I treat him like my bit on the side
1 second later
I don't
2 seconds later
Do I
1 minute later
Well I don't even care about him anymore; he can go and be with stupid Emma if he wants
But now he knows about me and Masimo
5 seconds later
Oh merde I just told Dave the laugh I love him…
Though I must say when I was stupidly shouting at Dave and telling him about me and the luuurve god breaking up he did turn around and stop for mini second.
Then I slammed the door, serves him right.
½ second later
But that doesn't matter I hate him more than slims stupid berets
Okay maybe that's a lie
But I'm still not talking to him
2 seconds later
Ever
Come on Georgia, don't cry!
Think of your mascara
6 seconds later
Oh stuff my mascara, my life is such a vair mess, Dave thinks I hate him, Robbie thinks I prefer Masimo. And Masimo thinks my Mum's got cancer.
Doorbell again
Don't you think the universe might have anything better to do, than make sure my life is hell?
I bet it will be Jas
Probably come to rub it in
Even though she doesn't know what just happened between me and Dave
20 seconds later
Well I might as well answer the door
It's not like my life could get any worse
50 seconds later
Wrong it's Dave, well I can't technically see him but I can hear him shouting though the letterbox
"Georgia let me in"
"Dave what do you want"
"I need to see you"
Oh merde
"Why you just saw me"
"Just let me in, we need to talk…"
"Dave just go away"
That should do it
"Georgia if you don't let me in, I'll find a way in myself"
Oo-er
"Then I'll scream"
"Then I'll put my hand over your mouth"
Oo-oo-er
"Then I'll call the police"
"Well then I will call the pants patrol, just let me in"
"Okay, okay but I'm only letting you in, because I don't want a load of pant patrollers inspecting my pants"
Erlack
1 minute later
"Dave you've got 1 minute"
Oh why does he have to look so scrumboes
"Look Georgia, it's not like I haven't thought…well you know about you and I might of maybe I was blocking you out with maybe Emma maybe…"
"Dave considering you've only got 1 minute you're not exactly using your time well"
"I love you"
Come again
"Georgia I love you, I love your smile, I love the fact you are completely mad, I love the smell of your hair, and the fact that I've never seen you without lip gloss on, I love you nunga-"
"Dave…I get the idea"
"And it breaks my heart when I see you chasing around a new fancy bloke, so now I'm asking you, putting my pants on the line for you-"
Snog him just snog him.
"Dave I think I lo-"
8 minutes later
Lip nibbling ahoy
Moi and Dave have been snogging amazingly for the last 8 minutes, and for once in my life I don't feel even the slightest bit of guilt, no red bottomitsy here. I am completely red bottomitsy free.
20 seconds later
Though there is still the Dave and Emma fandango, and Masimo thinks my Mum's got cancer and-
"Georgia"
"Yeah"
"Shutup"
Hmmm I'm not talking out loud am I?
I have just given Dave the most bizarre look ever
"I know your rambling on some old nonsense in your head, just stop thinking and pay more attention"
Oo-er
"Pay more attention to what exactly?"
I know but I couldn't resist
"This"
And with that Dave pushed me, gently up against the door and started nip libbling- I mean lip nibbling for England…
I've gone totally jelliod, but I think Dave has too….
AN: Hiya I don't normally put these in, I never really saw the point but lots of the stories I read her there now include them and I think their cool!! Lol anyways I don't know where to carry on meaning adding chapters onto this story or start a different story which would be a sequel, cos it kind of ends nicely there but there's so much more to come like the Dave and Emma fandango, and what will happen when Masimo comes back from Italy well you get the point there is lots more to come. Give me your ideas!!
And I'm so, so sorry for the delay, I had lots of exams and a bit of a writers block!! Thank you for the reviews!!