CHIBI NARUTO: MY WRITER IS A LAZY BASTARD
Shutup Naruto I don't see you writing.
CHIBI NARUTO: I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE ANYTHING I'M THE STAR
Whats that got to do with anything
CHIBI NARUTO: THAT I'M THE STAR I GET YOU VIEWERS AND ALL THE REVIEWS
Fine why don't I just make Sasuke the star
CHIBI NARUTO: YOU WOULDN'T DARE
I'm the writer I can do whatever I want
CHIBI NARUTO: GRRRRR
LOL lets get on with the story
CHIBI NARUTO: LETS
I'm not a Dobe
Naruto sat on the couch waiting for the shower to stop. Finally he heard the water stop running. He put his hand into the ram sign and two clones popped up.
"Hurry up" he whispered to the clones. The clones nodded and ran towards the door pulling out ninja wire and other objects while Naruto setup a camera. They heard the door click and Naruto dispelled the clones. Anko open the door triggering the trap. Kunai and shuriken flew at her. Her ninjas skills kicked and she dropped the towel that was around her and flipped back that's when the flash hit her blinding her. She heard more objects hurled at her and jumped out of the way. She saw more flashes until the objects died down.
"You know these action poses of you are very nice Anko hime" Naruto said smiling. Anko growled at him and jumped at him.
"I'll kill you gaki" she yelled. Another flash she covered her eyes.
"That ones gonna be good to" Naruto said. Anko picked up a kunai and flung it at Naruto. Naruto threw the camera out of the window. The kunai hit him and he was dispelled. Anko ran to the window and saw the boy hop from roof top. She ran to her room and got her combat clothes and her sharpest weapons and bounded after him.
"Kai" Naruto dispelled his genjutsu and smirked and went to take a shower.
Hours later Anko walked in tired and exhausted. She was growling and sweaty she needed another shower. That's when she noticed the gaki asleep on her couch. She took out a kunai and snuck up to him.
"I wouldn't do that if I was you" Naruto said.
"Why not gaki" Anko growled.
"Because I'm not the real Naruto I'm a Bunshin Bakuha" Naruto grinned. Anko paled looking at the clone while putting the kunai away.
"Damn gaki setting me up" Anko growled walking into her room slamming the door. Naruto grinned and he dispelled in a cloud of smoke. The real Naruto was sitting on top of the Hokage monument. He smiled at the information he received from the clone. He took out a three pronged kunai his father had given him. He smiled and thought back on his training.
Flashback
"Rasengan" Minato yelled. Naruto watched it and smirked he held out his hand and started to rotate his chakra the opposite direction in his hand. Minato wasn't expecting this and tried to pull back his attack but it was too late. The rasengan collided with Naruto pushing him back. Minato watched as the rasengan died down and it cleared. He saw Naruto waving his hand smiling.
"You baka how the hell did you stop my rasengan" Minato yelled. The Shodai and Nidaime walked into the clearing.
"Its really simple dad I formed a pocket of chakra in my hand and started to spin the way the rasengan spin making a flat shield being able to disrupt the chakra in your attack" Naruto replied.
The ex Hokages look pleased. Naruto had been developing jutsu's and improving their own. Naruto had perfected the Hirashin and had developed different Rasengans and he was as proficient in seals as his father. He mastered the Nidaime water techniques to match the ex Hokage. The Shodai had taught Naruto battle tactics, history, and some Mokuton. Lets just say Naruto had come along way.
"So you guys ready for an all out fight me and Naruto against the wood freak and the yellow flash" Nidaime mocked. Both Hokages turned and glared at him.
"Wait a second I have to take Naruto for a while" a female voice stepped in.
"Hey obaachan" Naruto yelled. The lady glared at Naruto.
"You've taught this gaki all kinds of things but he still has no respect" the lady said turning to the ex Hokage's.
"Were sorry Fate it just doesn't stick with him you did bring us a head case" the Nidaime replied. Naruto glared while the Nidaime stuck out his tongue at him. Naruto walked towards Fate she put her hand on his shoulder and in a flash they were gone.
Fate and Naruto were standing in a clearing.
"Now Naruto I'm gonna start training you with your chakra" Fate said.
"But Shodai sensei has already taught me control" Naruto replied.
"Yeah I know he has but he's been training you to harness your already huge reserves me and you will be converting the kyuubis chaka"
"I thought you destroyed the Kyuubi" Naruto asked.
"I destroyed his soul but was left over was all his chakra I've sealed it off from you but since you have perfect control over your massive chakra I think its time to work on Kyuubi's" Fate explained. Naruto nodded and Fate touched his stomach.
Mindscape
They were both standing in front of a broken cage there was bubbly red chakra everywhere.
"We can't do it all at once we have to do it in sections all of it at once would kill you" Fate said. Naruto nodded.
"Well then lets get started" Fate said.
Flashback Ends
Hokage Monument
Naruto woke up lying on top of the Hokage monument and stretched yawning. He looked around taking in his surrounding. He stood up and bounded for training area twelve. When he got there he heard the sound of someone hitting a training post. He saw that Lee was there bright and earlier.
"GOOD MORNING NARUTO" Lee yelled.
"Morning Lee" Naruto called back holding his ears.
"I was just training on this wooden post here" Lee explained.
"Well I'm bout to do some warm ups and go for a run" Naruto replied.
"Would you mind if I joined you Naruto" Lee asked.
"Not at all Lee" Naruto replied.
Naruto started doing his basic stretches and started off at a slow pace run with Lee next to him. They did 10 laps around the village. After the running they went into a light spar against each other.
"I have to go Lee I'll see you later" Naruto said.
"Ok Naruto" said Lee huffing and puffing.
Naruto waved and ran off heading towards Anko's apartment. He jumped across roof tops to make it there.
Anko's Apartment
Anko was looking around for her blonde gaki. He had not come back last night. She hadn't known the gaki for long but she had her feeling safe. Something she hadn't felt in a long time, and he being out all night worried her. That's when she saw a head of blonde hair stick through her window.
"Well the hell have you been" Anko yelled.
"Training Anko hime" Naruto replied.
"Next time make sure you tell me I was worried" Anko yelled. Naruto eyes lit up. Naruto walked up to her and stared in her face. He put his hand on her face and caressed it.
"I'm sorry I worried you Anko hime" Naruto said. Anko was blushing her face had turned into a tomato. She pushed Naruto away.
"Whatever gaki just don't let it happen again" Anko replied.
Anko walked out of the apartment. Naruto stood there and smirked and went to take a shower before the academy started.
Kurenai Apartment
"Kurenai open the door" Anko yelled banging on the door. The door swung open with a glaring Kurenai.
"What Anko" Kurenai said.
"We need to talk" Anko said.
"About what?" Kurenai asked.
"The gaki" Anko growled pushing past Kurenai and walking in.
"What about him?" Kurenai asked.
"Last night he didn't come back to the apartment and I was worried sick" Anko said.
"Why you just met the boy" Kurenai said.
"I don't know why Kurenai" Anko replied.
"Well will talk about it later I have to escort Hinata to the academy"
"Ok" Anko huffed and walked out.
Academy
Iruka walked into his class hearing all the commotion.
"SHUTUP" he yelled. All the talking halted and Iruka got out his clipboard. He checked off everyone in his class until he came to Uzumaki Naruto. He looked around the classroom.
"Has anyone seen Naruto" he asked.
Everyone shook their head no. That's when the door open and the blonde walked in.
"Sorry I'm late Iruka sensei I had a fight with the soap in the shower" Naruto said. He leaned forward showing the large knot on his head.
Flashback
Naruto was taking the shower washing himself. He went to grab the soap and it slipped out of his hands onto the floor he went to grab it and bumped his head on the wall. Gasping in pain he held his head and stepped on the soap and slipped on it falling in the shower.
"Why didn't they teach me how to use a shower" he moaned in pain.
Academy
Everyone was smirking at him some who just thought it was funny and others who thought of his stupidity. Iruka narrowed his eyes at Naruto.
"Take a seat Naruto" Iruka told him.
"Hai Iruka sensei" Naruto said. He walked up to his stairs to his seat next to Hinata.
"Hey Hinata" Naruto said.
"Hi Naruto aaarrreeee yyyyoouu ok" Hinata asked.
"Yeah I'm ok Hinata no worries" Naruto grinned causing Hinata to blush. They both turned their heads and started to pay attention to Iruka lesson. Well Naruto paid attention for a while. Naruto fell asleep on his desk. Iruka saw this and was going to make an example out of him. He picked up the eraser and threw it at him. It knocked Naruto on the head covering him in chalk dust.
"Hey" Naruto yelled.
"Pay attention Naruto" Iruka yelled.
"Sorry Iruka sensei" Naruto apologized.
"Now were going to go outside for some taijutsu practice round them up Mizuki" Iruka called out.
"Come on you brats move out" Mizuki called. They all filed out of the classroom.
"Alright a fight we are gonna so kick some ass Hinata" Naruto said to her. Hinata smiled back at him for his confidence.
"I'm not so sure Naruto" Hinata said.
"Why not Hinata your Gentle Fist style should dominate the competition even me" Naruto replied. Hinata smiled and blushed.
"Naruto I'm not that good" Hinata said to him.
"I bet you are Hinata I'll be rooting for you the whole time ok" Naruto said.
"Ok Naruto. Hinata replied.
They were all outside at the training area.
"Will have Hinata vs. Sakura first" Iruka called out.
"Good luck Hinata" Naruto yelled. Hinata smiled at him and walked towards the arena. Sakura smirked knowing she was lucky to get this fight because Hinata wasn't a fighter.
"Start" Mizuki said.
Sakura ran at Hinata going on the offensive. She threw a furry of punches at Hinata. Hinata blocked being pushed back by the punishment.
"Hinata whoop her ass don't let her do that" Naruto yelled.
Hinata heard him and moved around Sakura.
"Buyakagan" Hinata said activating her eyes.
She got into her Gentle Fist style. Sakura ran back at Hinata with more punches sending a round house kick to her head. Hinata blocked and started striking with her Jyukken. Sakura tried to dodge but Hinata strikes were to precise disabling the pink haired girl.
"Winner Hinata" Iruka yelled calling the fight.
"Alright Hinata you're the best" Naruto yelled. Hinata walked back over to him blushing where Naruto pulled her into a hug.
"I told you. You would win" Naruto said smiling. Hinata didn't say anything but smile. Iruka watched the exchange and smirk 'I've never seen Hinata use her family style looks like Naruto will be some help with her'.
Mizuki was glaring at the demon. He was deceiving the Hyugga heir. He started calling out the other fights leaving the Uchiha for the demon. He smirked at his the plan that was forming.
"Naruto vs. Sasuke"
Cheers were heard for the Uchiha as he walked to the arena.
"Good luck Naruto" Hinata said to him.
"Yeah Naruto knock Sasuke down" Chouji said to him.
"Shutup large ass" Sakura yelled at him.
"Sasuke kun will beat Naruto easy" Ino yelled.
"Will see" Naruto said.
Naruto walked into the arena.
"Why don't you give up dobe there's no way you can win" Sasuke smirked at him. Naruto glared at him letting his pride kick in because of the nickname.
"Ill beat you with one punch Sasuke teme" Naruto growled at him.
"Will see dobe" Sasuke said.
"Start" Mizuki yelled.
Sasuke and Naruto charged at each other. Naruto smirked as he saw his opening. He cocked back his arm and timed it. Sasuke swung his punch at Naruto. Naruto tilted his head and slammed his arm in Sasuke's gut. Sasuke spat out blood 'How the hell this is just like with Itachi' Naruto dropped Sasuke on the ground.
"Now who's the dobe" Naruto said. There were cheers for Naruto and piercing gazes to him. Sakura and Ino ran to Sasuke lifting him off the ground.
"You bastard how dare you hurt Sasuke kun" Sakura yelled. Naruto turned around looking at them trying to hold his killing intent at bay.
"We were in a spar and I disabled him" Naruto replied coolly. Sakura and Ino glared at him. Sasuke stood up recovering pushing the two fan girls off of him. He glared at Naruto and smirked.
"You caught me off guard dobe I won't let it happen again" Sasuke said. 'It had to be just a mishap I got cocky that's all' Sasuke thought.
"Yeah I knew you could never beat my Sasuke kun" Ino yelled.
Naruto just walked back to Hinata.
"Good job Naruto" Chouji said.
"This is going to be troublesome" Shikamaru said.
"I'm glad you whooped his ass" said a voice behind him. He sniffed and smell dog behind him.
"And you are" Naruto asked.
"Inuzuka Kiba and this is my partner Akamaru 'ruff'" Kiba replied.
"Nice to meet you Kiba" Naruto held out his hand.
Iruka smiled 'Looks like Naruto is going to blend in nicely'. Mizuki was glaring at the boy 'How dare that demon defeat Sasuke he must be drawing on the Kyuubi's chakra there was no other way'.
"Now you all can go for today. Naruto may I see you for a moment." Iruka yelled. Naruto ran over to Iruka.
"Naruto have you been trained before." Iruka asked.
"Just a couple lessons why?" Naruto asked.
"You were able to take down Sasuke with one shot" Iruka pointed out.
"Well anyone could if he was fighting like that" Naruto replied.
"What do you mean?" Iruka asked.
"He didn't take me serious" Naruto replied. Iruka nodded realizing what Naruto was saying was correct.
"Well Iruka sensei I will be going if that's all" Naruto said.
"Yes Naruto that's all" Iruka replied.
Naruto ran out of the training are leaving Iruka in thought about the Kyuubi container.
"Naruto" Lee called. Naruto saw Lee, Hinata, Chouji, Shikamaru, and Kiba all waiting for him.
"What's up guys" Naruto asked.
"You still up to training today" Chouji asked.
"Sure" Naruto replied.
"Then lets go for I can kick all your asses" Kiba yelled.
"Well I have to stop by the apartment and get something first" Naruto said.
"Ok let's go" Lee yelled.
Anko's Apartment
Naruto walked in with everyone in the apartment. There was Anko and Kurenai sitting on the couch.
"The academy out already" Kurenai asked.
"Hai" everyone said.
"Gaki you me forest now" Anko yelled.
"Naruto you stay with these hot girls you dog" Kiba said.
"Naruto's fruitfulness of youth is astounding" Lee yelled.
"Troublesome" Shikamaru said.
Chouji was munching on chips and Hinata looked hurt. Her look was not unnoticed by Kurenai.
"Can we make it quick Anko I'm going to train with my friends" Naruto asked.
"Just come on gaki" Anko said jumping out the window with Naruto behind her.
"Ok everyone out except Hinata girl talk" Kurenai yelled. Everyone groaned and filed out of the apartment except Hinata.
"Come here Hinata" Kurenai said. Hinata walked over to Kurenai and sat on the couch.
"Now tell me about Naruto" Kurenai asked.
"What about him Kurenai san." Hinata replied.
"Well just tell me what you think of him" Kurenai said.
Then the girl talk began with Hinata explaining to Kurenai what she thought about the blonde jinchuriki.
The Forest
Naruto was dodging kunai that Anko threw at him.
"Fight me gaki stop holding back" Anko yelled. Sending her snakes after him. Naruto jumped over them.
"Fine if you want a fight I'll give it to you" Naruto said. He ran at Anko and flashed right in front of her slamming his fist in her face. Anko was thrown back and hit the ground. She wiped the blood of her mouth and smirked.
"So you're using that power" Anko said. Naruto smirked at her.
"Kyuubi is dead this is all me" Naruto said speeding up to her kunai in hand. She jumped into one of the trees avoiding him. Shocked at his revelation she dodged the kunai that were flung at her. Naruto ran after her.
"How strong are you gaki" Anko yelled. It took a lot of strength to put her on the run.
"Strong enough" Naruto yelled. He appeared behind Anko sending a round house kick. She caught it and they both engaged into a taijutsu fight. Anko sported a kunai and stabbed Naruto.
"Fight me for real gaki" Anko yelled. The Naruto she stabbed poofed out of existence. She sent a hail of kunai at some bushes.
"Senei Jashu" she yelled. Sending snakes to follow the kunai. She jumped down to see Naruto bound by snakes. She smirked at him.
"Not so cocky now are you Naruto kun" she said.
"Let me up Anko hime" Naruto asked.
"I don't think so you got in some very good hits that you need to atone for" she grinned maniacally.
"Anko hime I'm sorry don't hurt me" Naruto yelled pulling at the binds. Anko looked at Naruto and glared at him. She flung a kunai at him straight to his heart. Naruto screamed at the approaching kunai when it made contact he was dispelled. She felt steel against her neck.
"You lose Anko hime" Naruto smirked. Anko was surprised but grinned at him.
"Now that you have me in such a vulnerable position Naruto kun what are you going to do with me" Anko asked with her seductive voice pushing herself into Naruto. Naruto blushed at Anko's antics.
"Maybe in a couple years" Naruto replied and he let Anko go. Anko put on a pout face and looked at him.
"Lets go" Naruto said and bounded back to the apartment. When they got back to the apartment there was someone waiting for them. There was an anbu with a bear mask.
"Uzumaki the Hokage wishes to see you" the Anbu told Naruto. Naruto nodded and was out the window.
Hokage Office
The Hokage was beneath paperwork when he felt a breeze.
"Can't you use a normal door" he said lifting his head.
"Hey Oji san" Naruto replied.
"Naruto I heard that you defeated Uchiha Sasuke with one punch" Saurtobi inquired.
"Yeah so what everyone thinks it's a big deal if he took me serious and hadn't called me a dobe I wouldn't have finished him so quickly" Naruto replied. Sautobi nodded and took a puff from his pipe. Naruto walked up to him and whispered in his ear. Sarutobi eyes went up.
"You can come out" Sarutobi called out. A man with silver hair with a mask across his face revealing one eye and his hitate covering the other.
"Hatake Kakashi this is Uzumaki Naruto" Sarutobi introduced.
"Yo" Kakashi said. Naruto was leaning against the wall with an orange book in his hand.
"Yo" Naruto replied. The Hokage and Kakashi looked astounded. Sarutobi looked in his drawer and saw that his book was missing. He grabbed the book from Naruto at suprising speed and threw it in the drawer. Naruto frowned and walked to over to Kakashi.
"The famous copy ninja maybe one day you can show me the chidori or raikiri" Naruto said looking up to him. Kakashi looked surprise how this boy knew two of his original jutsu.
"Why would I do that" Kakashi responded.
"So I can make them better" Naruto replied coolly.
"How can you improve my techniques" Kakashi asked.
"Because I'm my father's son" Naruto said forming a rasengan. The Hokage and Kakashi looked more than surprised.
"Naruto how do you know my sensei jutsu" Kakashi asked.
"I told you Kakashi san I'm his son" Naruto said.
"Naruto that's amazing what other jutsu do you know" Sarutobi asked.
"Nothing worth seeing" Naruto said.
"You were my father student Kakashi but I remember you from the mobs you'll have to regain my trust before I have anything to do with you" Naruto said with venom laced in his voice.
"Have a good night Oji san" Naruto said before hopping out the window. The Hokage looked at the jounin and glared at him releasing killing intent. Kakashi collapsed on the floor. 'This kid is going to kill me' Kakashi thought.
"You were in those mobs you were suppose to be protecting him" Sarutobi growled. Kakashi looked ashamed he had put the blame on the Hokage for years but now the truth was out it was his fault Naruto disappeared.
Anko's Apartment
Naruto hopped in the window of the apartment and peaked in Anko's room she was asleep. He smiled she looked so peaceful. He went and lay on the couch and fell asleep.
Flashback
Naruto and Fate were working on Kyuubi's chakra. Naruto found out converting the youki was the hardest thing ever. It was so potent and evil purifying was the job.
"So after were done I will have access to all of this chakra" Naruto asked.
"Yes but not all at once you will have to take steps to use it all" Fate replied.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"All of your chakra at once would kill you your body would not be able to take even when your older. You have the power that rivals me and Shinigami but your still human Naruto" Fate explained.
"So I will be able to access the chakra in levels" Naruto said.
"Exactly we will separate the chakra and cut them off with seals and if you need a power boost you'll deactivate it" Fate said. Naruto nodded and got back to work on the chakra.
End of Flashback
Anko's Apartment
Naruto woke up to a knocking on the door. He opened the door and there was a man standing there with a envelope.
"Delivery for Uzumaki Naruto" the delivery guy said.
"That's me" Naruto took the envelope and shut the door. He opened the tab and looked in the enveloped. An evil grin was on his face.
Anko woke up and look over on her nightstand there was an evelope with a note. She looked at the note and read it.
"Enjoy I have copies" she read. She hurried and opened the envelope. There were the pictures Naruto took of her. She growled and did a Katon jutsu to the pics.
"NARRRUUUUTTOOOO" she yelled. She strapped up in all her combat gear and equipped herself with any weapon in the house including the kitchen knives. She bounded outside on her own mission KILL UZUMAKI NARUTO.
End of Chapter.
Naruto: 11
Anko: 23
The Third Hokage/Sarutobi: 68
Kakashi: 28
Teuchi: 42
Ayame: 16
Kurenai: 29
Hinata: 11
Shikamaru: 11
Chouji: 11
Ino: 11
Sakura: 11
Shino: 11
Lee: 12
Gai: 28
Iruka: 25
Sasuke: 11
Kiba: 11
Thanks for all the reviews and input. All your info is considered. I'm planning another timeskip to start the regular season. Ok I have for Anko, Hinata, Temari, Hana, Kurenai, and Ino for the Harem.