Twelve Weeks of Ikarishipping
Title: For the FISH!! Part One
Genre: Humor
Rating: T for Satoshi's potty mouth and hints at….other activities…..
Summary: The spirit of the competition—all for the sake of fish! Satoshi's brain has DEFINITELY left the building, people!!
AN: Well…this chapter was brought on by Gaia and the Rejected Olympics (GO BARTON!!), so yeah. This is a random week. XD
Disclaimer: Kamitori doesn't own: Pokémon, Gaia Online, anything to do with the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Rockman.exe/Megaman.exe, or references to movies.
Week 11: For the FISH!! Part One (a.k.a. Satoshi is CRAZY)
Satoshi's Epic Journal
OO Day of XX Month
It was the greatest thing ever, what I saw on that site. Honestly, the man is pure mad GENIUS! What he had on there is probably the greatest idea in the history of all online competition: The Rejected Olympics. Lanzar is PURE. MAD. GENIUS. And it was his Olympic games that stirred my ambitions and goals. It was his mad idea that spurred me to create my own Rejected Olympics. Everyone will love it, come tomorrow!
-Satoshi
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Satoshi's Journal
OO Day of XX Month
Hey, hey! My plan went PERFECTLY! Everyone agreed to do the Olympics! Here's how it went:
"Everyone!" I shouted gleefully. "I have the greatest idea EVAH!" I'm serious: it's the greatest plan ever: hold my—well, our (my friends and mine) own Rejected Olympics, just like on Gaia! Honestly, that Lanzar is my new role model! He's a genius, a GENIUS I tell you! Bwhahahahah!!
"What is it, Satoshi?" Kasumi asked.
Why is she looking at me like that? It's kind of creepy. It looks like she wants to….OMG, EAT ME!! Oh, right, I have to pay attention! My mom says I have trouble paying attention. I don't know why, really, but she took me to this one weird place with this really weird doctor. I mean, HE HAD SWIRLY-EYED GLASSESS!! How could anyone see out of them? Oh, wait, yeah: pay attention.
So, anyways, I leapt onto this large desk and posed heroically, like….umm….like some superhero dude! "We're gonna hold our own Rejected Olympics, guys!" I declared in my all-mighty powerful voice. It was cool. I sounded reaaaaaaaally important like!
And then Shinji threw a berry at me and called me stupid. I'M NOT STUPID, YA BASTARD!! Oh, oops! Kaa-san says not to cuss….well, what she doesn't know won't hurt her! So, so, anyways, Hikari yelled at Shinji for calling me stupid (haha, told you I'm not duuuuumb! I just have mental problems! Oh, wait…..that came out wrong).
Anyways, Hikari and Shinji then get into an argument with Shinji leaving in a huff in the end. Hikari followed him afterwards. I swear, I heard some scuffling, thumping, and moaning when I passed by my living room's walk-in closet. I wonder if there's any infestation? Oh, right, right: Must. Pay. Attention. Yup, exactly.
So I got everyone to agree to doing the Rejected Olympics (I wonder if anyone else noticed how flushed Shinji and Hikari were. They must've been excited!) in the end. We all split up into teams depending on our home region, and will officially start the Olympics tomorrow! Yeah! Well, Shinji called my idea stupid again before we all split up, but then Hikari whispered something in Shinji's ear that made him blush a bit. Wonder what she said.
Right! Rejected Olympics, watch out, because the Pokémon world is hitting it head on!
-Satoshi
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Satoshi's Journal
OO Day of XX Month
Wooooo!! The Olympics just finished the first day, and MAN! I'm still pumped and ready to go! I can't wait for tomorrow!! YEAH! So, so, let me recount how this epic day went:
Everyone was out on the Masara Town fields bright and early, since everyone was excited to start the games. Our first game was washing bikes. Not as easy as it sounds, since it's REALLY hard to get between the wheels. Takeshi and I learned this the hard way when we tried to wash the spokes. Well, Sinnoh won the first round with the time of five minutes and three seconds. Darn it, I swear, we were close behind with five minutes and thirty seconds! So close, but HOENN finished before Kanto! How the heck did that happen? And Johto game in THIRD! Kanto was last! NOOOOO!!
I would go and huddle in my little emo corner of depression right now, but I must finish this account. So anyways, the next event was packing suitcases. We had to pack as much stuff into a small suitcase as fast as possible. And guess what! Guess what! Kanto won this game! Yay, for having the most females! It kind of damages the Kanto males' prides, but oh well! We won! WOOT!!
And, um…well…the next couple of events I can't recount because I was knocked out during "Toss the Ishitsubute". Who came up with a lame game like that?...oh wait, yeah. I did. Never mind! Eheheheh….Well, either way, Sinnoh and Hoenn both won three games, and Johto and Kanto won two games each.
But Kanto will win! Why? Because…..This. Is. KANTO!!
-Satoshi
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Satoshi's Journal
OO Day of XX Month
It's day two of the Olympics and I almost got arrested! You see, one of the events was "Throw Tsubotsubo at the Moving Targets". Apparently the police heard about "Toss the Ishitsubute"….good thing Hyouta has horrible aim cuz one of the Ishitsubute he threw hit the officer and knocked him out. Oh well! As long as I don't get arrested! XD
So, anyways, I have some horrible, despicable news: all fishing is being banned until each city/town pays the fine of four thousand PokéYen because of the horrible environmental care! And the mayor of Kogane City just said that he would pay the winners of my Olympics each ten thousand PokéYen! I NEED MY DAILY SERVING OF FISH! I NEED TO GROW! I mean, I'm FOURTEEN and I look like I'm TEN! I NEED THE CALCIUM!! KANTO HAS TO WIN! FOR THE FISH!!...oh, all right. For the environment too…..BUT MOSTLY FOR THE FISH!!
KANTO SHALL NOT LOSE! Again, THIS. IS. KANTO!! RAWR!!
Urk! Kaa-san just came in and told me to go to sleep. I shall finish recounting today's trials and triumphs tomorrow before the Olympics start up again. Until then, dear journal!
-Satoshi
Yes, I have decided to extend Twelve Weeks for the Olympic specials in honor of the 2008 Beijing Olympics (lol, the mascots have cool names: Bei-Bei, Jing-Jing, Huan-Huan, Ying-Ying, and Nii-Nii. Thanks, Bookwormx-san for the help! :D) and the finished Rejected Olympics on Gaia. It will be told in at least three parts, so I hope you guys look forward to the chapters and Satoshi's exaggerated narration!
P.S: The reference to calcium in fish was from the Rockman.exe/Megaman.exe anime/manga, if anyone recognizes it…
P.S.S: If you find any formating errors that I might have missed, please tell me. Honestly, what's up with 's formating these days?
Glossary:
-Satoshi: Ash
-Kasumi: Misty
-Shinji: Paul
-Hikari: Dawn
-Masara Town: Pallet Town
-Ishitsubute: Geodude
-Tsubotsubo: Shuckle
-PokéYen: The currency in the Pokémon world (the money symbol that looks like a 'P' with two horizontal lines passing through the stem)
-Kogane City: Goldenrod City