13 Ways to Annoy "Bootstrap" Bill Turner.

Disclaimer: Pirates of the Caribbean isn't mine.

1.When he's sleeping, attempt to peel the starfish off his face.

2.Replace the starfish with a toy, picture, sticker etc. of Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants.

3.Sell the real starfish on E-Bay.

4.Sell Will on E-Bay.

5.Throw Will overboard.

6.Tell him you think he and Will look nothing like father and son.

7.Tell him you think he looks like Russell Crowe.

8.Tell him you think he and Captain Jack Sparrow would make a good couple.

9.Tell him you think he and Davey Jones would make a good couple.

10.In a cry-baby voice, ask him why he killed James Norington. him to Leland Hawkins. (A/N: Treasure Planet fans should get this one.)

12.Call him a bad father because he whipped Will.

13.Ask him if he enjoyed doing that.

The End.