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Drabble 10 for Ebony Silks 'Pink' Theme

Condom

"This is degrading and beneath this Sesshomaru's station as Lord of the Western Lands." He glared down at the immoral piece of elastic he sported.

A light feminine giggle reached his ears. He lifted his gaze and scowled at his mate, who lay sprawled out on their bed, naked as the day she was born.

"Oh, don't be like that, Sessh. Personally, I think it's quite flattering on you." Kagome grinned impishly, wiggling her eyebrows in a very Miroku-like manner.

Sesshomaru growled. With a single incision of his claw, the degrading piece of elastic was ripped away from his erection. He turned and stalked over to his mate, a vicious smirk spreading across his face.

He'd be damned if she ever made him wear that thing again. That confounded, pink, strawberry flavored condom.

FIN

A/N: (Blushes) Once again, behold the power of my mighty gutter mind xD lol