On the Road to Gayness and On the Road to Straightness are sister fics, yay!
Sasuke™ belongs to Naruto™ - erm, it's respective owner.
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"Sasuke, me and Kabu-" started a certain Michael Jackson look-alike.
"Kabuto and I." Corrected Orochimaru's favourite henchboy. Orochimaru smacked him for being a Grammar Ninja. "Kabuto and I have talked, and we've decided you're too straight for your own good."
"…Straight?" I snorted. "Well that's a first. I mean, I did kiss the main character of the show, had more episodes with him than any than any of the kuionichi, and have you read the Fanfiction?"
"Ummm…I'm not going to ask. The point is," Kabuto adjusted his glasses for 10th billionth time, "Lord Orochimaru has decided we are going to gayify you-"
"And what if I don't want to be gay?" I glared at the nerd. Who was he to make me gay or not?!
"Well then, I guess you don't want the super-duper-ultimate-special-awesome-amazing-spectacular-marvelous-awe-inspiring-bodacious-sweet-pimpin' jutsu that all newly initiated gays get upon finishing the course." drawled the smug son of a- wait. Did he say jutsu?
"So…how are you going to gayify me? It better not involve Itachi." I added.
"Well first we're going to…"
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