A/N:

This is my thank you to everyone who has stuck by me through this. This was my first multiple chapter fanfic and I didn't think the response would be this great. Random crack and stupidity in this Aftermath Chapter.

Disclaimer:

I don't own Hime/Otome, Sailor Moon characters, or Uma Thurman (yet)

The Aftermath: A Saving Shizuru Character Update

Otome Gang:

Juliet Nao Zhang: Although Nao had discovered the wonders of giving and receiving love, she never forgot her first love. "Ching ching bling bling dollah dollah." After arriving home and having lots and lots of wonderful sex with Nina, our beloved Nao-chan penned an autobiographical tale of her time in the past. The book was called Me, Myself and Irate. Irate being one Principal of Garderobe, as since Nao had returned, Natsuki had begun stalking her, popping out from behind trees and strategically placed bushes, whilst demanding to know exactly how far Nao and Shizuru had actually gone. Nao's book was an instant best-seller and right now she in talks to take it to the big screen. Currently Nao is having a great time, spending her cash, and sexing up her girlfriend. Life is good.

Nina Wang: Nina is enjoying "kicking it" and "keeping it real" with Nao. It's nice to have a sugar momma!

Nina's quote of the day: I'm living the dream baby! I'm going to Disneyworld!

Shizuru Viola: Shizuru was recovering well from her ordeal until she had a minor relapse. The poor woman happened to finally hear her North American voice DUB for the Mai Hime/Otome series. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head as she began to shake and chant. "I'm not a southern belle! I'm not from a southern belle! I'm not a southern belle!

Natsuki Kruger: The principal of Garderobe has asked us not to give an update on her current situation. We have it on good authority though that she found out about Nao's shower scene with the Shiz and took off for Disneyworld. Nao also left her a voice message simply stating "Bow Chicka Wah Wow------Awesomeeeeeee." Natsuki then proceeded to pack heavy artillery and has not been seen or heard of since.

Yukino Chrysant: Yukino was sadly impeached as the President of the Aries Republic, after someone released some very scandalous photos of her, involving a cigar and her blow-up Haruka Armitage doll. The Backstage Otome store's sales of Armitage merchandise shot through the roof and Yukino was eventually re-instated, as the only other front runner was Tomoe Marguerite. And well we all know she's a crazy bitch.

Haruka Armitage: After continuously being hit with large rocks, Haruka finally achieved brain damage status. The Weekly Armitage still continues to be Aries most watched newscast as we all enjoy a good trainwreck don't we?

Meister Mai: Mai, became tired of hearing rumors of her apparent "tragedy". She enlisted Nao's help and the two instead began to spread juicy gossip about ShizNat. The entire kingdom of WindBloom soon forgot all about the tragedy of Meister Mai, as everything became ShizNat centric. Mashiro Blan de Windbloom was eventually forced to rename the city to The ShizNat Nation.

Nekogami: Nekogami felt the urge to celebrate after all the drama was over. She invited all of her closest feline friends around the anime universe, to a large tailgate party in the Black Valley. She even hired R and B rapper Puff Catty, or P. Kitty or whatever name he goes by now to sing at the big bash. All the cats were having a ball and dancing to some Cat Scratch Fever, when Sailor Tin Nyanko arrived. Unfortunately she brought her girlfriend Sailor Iron Mouse. Poor Iron Mouse stood in fear as hundreds of (mostly yellow) eyes stared back at her ready to pounce. The screams of CHUUU CHUUU CHUUUUUU could be heard echoed throughout the entire valley. With her party now ruined Nekogami decided to find Mai so she could at least get laid. Mai was bitchy though, having to cook and clean up after all of Nekogami's friends, especially the ones who weren't litter trained. Needless to say Nekogami was out of luck.

Hime Gang:

Natsuki Kuga: Natsuki is happier now then she's ever been. Although she's still having trouble understanding some of her past behavior. She can't figure out why she totalled her bike and left it in some random bushes. She also doesn't understand what possessed her to give up her precious mayo. Last but not least somehow she finds a way to use the words "jacked up" in a conversation every day. But on the bright side she and Shizuru fuck like rabbits.

Shizuru Fujino: Shizuru is enjoying her newly Natsukified life. Although she is getting tired of Natsuki saying the phrase "jacked up". She'd prefer it if her "love muffin" would "jack off".

Reito Kanazaki: After hearing the news that Tom Cruise would be playing his character in the made for TV Mai Hime movie, Reito became extremely depressed. He stays indoors and now enjoys life as a recluse. The only human contact he receives are the reviews the readers leave for his work on Fanfiction. net. His pen name is NowNow411.

Also noteworthy: Tom Cruise's wife, Katie who had ample experience acting as Tom's android, was cast as Miyu Greer. Baby Suri narrowly beat out Jamie Lynn Spears for the role of Alyssa Searrs. The Cruise clan is rumored to be switching from Scientology to Himenology.

Takeda Masashi and Tate Yuuichi: Tate and Takeda finally admitted that Sir Gay was their illigetimate love child in the future.

Aoi and Chie: Not so ambiguously gay anymore. Chie has recently found a new use for her camera phone, as she directs, and Aoi stars in their own "sexcellent" home videos. Aoi keeps telling Chie to quit hitting the "send to all contacts" button, after they've finished. Unfortunately for Chie it's a force of habit.

Midori Sugiura: They tried to make her go to rehab but she said No No No. Nuff said.

Haruka Suzushiro and Yukino Kikukawa: After many years of sexual tension, these two finally got it one. Bow Chicka Wah Wow-----Awesomeeee! Unfortunately for Yukino, Haruka had a very immense Role Playing fetish. Her favorite scenario to act out was called "Kaichou punishes biker delinquent." Yukino wished she didn't have to put the blue wig on, but she got the feeling Haruka really enjoyed pretending to be Kaichou. Oh well beggars can't be choosers right Yukino?

Nao Yuuki and Nina: The vigilante of justice and her new partner continue to work at keeping the streets safe. They disagree though on proper vigilante attire. Nao insists pink, striped shirts are all the rage, while Nina doesn't think they send the right message. Needless to say the two stubborn girls get into fights quite often. Nina suspects Nao just wants to have HOT makeup sex! Which by the way is just fine with her.

Others:

Uma Thurman: After enjoying cult success with both volumes of Kill Bill, Uma's career took a nosedive. She starred in stinkers such as Be Cool and Prime. What was our dear Uma thinking? Currently she is filling out her application for this season's Dancing With The Stars. Please Uma...DON'T DO IT!

Author: After angering her wonderful, beautiful, intelligent girlfriend earlier in the week. ShotgunNeko bounced back by showing her girlfriend all the reader reviews she got from her Omake. Her gf saw that the readers thought Shotgun was a big old jerk and that made said girlfriend laugh evilly. ShotgunNeko would like to take this opportunity to thank each and every person who read and reviewed, especially those of you who made comments after every chapter. She appreciates all the support and encouragement and wants to WARN everyone that her next fic will be out soon.. ((grin))

The End!

Take care and peace ;)

ShotgunNeko