A/N: Hola, I hope you are all well. Today was a very nice day, it was sunny. I love the English sunshine. I sat out with my limpy leg in ice, in the garden eating ice cream and writing this. And watching my Big bad ass Boy Cat try and violate my little girl cat. Don't worry both have had the snip and whip so we won't have any little surprises. And I chased Big Boy off with water. ANYWAY.. back to the point. The sunshine has obviously gone to my head. Here is a nice little chapter of fluffy fluff to break up the monotony of trials the pair are going through. Wait that sounds like I'm bored with this story I'm not. Personally, I love it, I love my own story, I'm just wanting a little happiness, light and airy.. like.. clouds..
Enjoy the chapter my little Pumpkins...
And yes, I have been in the sun and also consumed the limit of recommended daily intakes of my painkillers so I think I may be a little high..
P.S All the name definitions are the definitions from the book that my parents chose my name from so if you think they are wrong whatev's because I don't. My name means Industrious. Make of that what you will. What are your name meaning? Drop me a review my friends. See if any of you have wierder names than "Arselma - from the Norse meaning 'Divine and Protective Helmet'" and if your name is Arselma I'm not taking the piss, really I'm not and btw.. SORRY for you being called that. Jokes my friends.. Read Review and Reproduce!
Ciao for now brown cow...
TC
xx
JD jumped onto the bed next to Perry, who was sat knees up, with the baby resting on his thighs.
"Right, you need to name him." JD announced.
"Why? He likes being Baby Satan. Mini Satan. Satan Junior..."
"Perry! You can't keep calling him that SO I bought a baby name book this afternoon."
"How thrilling."
"Come on. Look, lets just see if he you know responds to any of them."
"JD he's a week old he isn't gonna turn round and say 'Yeah that should be my name'"
"I know, but he might smile or.. cough something. Just.. Try it." JD pouted.
"Fine." Perry sighed rolling his eyes.
"Ok.. We'll go for one from each letter yeah? So.. A.. erm.. oo.. Abel."
"Abel?"
"It's Hebrew." JD said defensively. "It means.. um.. breath."
Perry leaned over and looked at where JD was pointing "It also says that Abel was the name of the first recorded murder victim."
"Oh. My bad.. ok.. lets move on. Bradley."
"No."
"Charlie"
"No."
"D.. Ooh.. Dorian is in here. It means.. Man from Doria. Where Doria?"
"Wait you're reading that wrong it says "When paired with John it means Idiot." Huh, who knew?"
"Whatever. I wonder if Perry is in here." JD said flicking through the book. "Or should that be Percival?" JD snorted.
"Are you laughing at my name?"
"Never Dr Cox." JD muttered. "Ok, Perry from the Pear tree. Percival is.. valley piercer."
"What about Olivia then?"
"Hah! Funny. John.. lets see.. I'm God's Gracious gift!"
"No. You're an idiot remember."
"You're just jealous Valley Piercer. What about Eric?" JD said.
"My Dad's brothers name so no."
"Flinn?"
"The name of my first intern. He was an idiot."
"Guy?"
"No."
"Howard?"
"That's a accountants name so no Newbie."
"Isaac. Ike."
"..No."
"Fine. You pick a name." JD said shoving the book at him.
"Ok, I'm better at name picking as you know Eugenia." Cox grinned opening the book. "What letter was it.. I?"
"J"
"Ok.. boys names.. um.. lets see.. um.." He ran his eyes down the list. "No no no.." With the hand not holding the book he reached out to the wriggling baby, who gripped it firmly his little hand wrapping around a finger. "Jack."
"Jack?"
"Yea, I've named him. He's called Jack."
"Wait, we spend 10 minutes debating names and then you just pick.. Jack?" JD demanded grabbing the book back and scanning the page. "You realise that Jack is a diminutive form of John?"
"So?"
"So that's like naming him after me!" JD grinned.
"I didn't name him after you Abby."
"Seems like you did."
"I named him Jack. That is not John. Different name. If anything its more like Jackson. There you go his name is Jackson and I've shortened it to JACK."
"If you weren't naming him after me then why did you name him so quick? You obviously think that he too is God's gracious gift."
Perry snorted. "Yeah right, I named him Jack cause.. he.. likes it."
"You said that he was too young to know what he liked." JD scoffed.
"Fine, he grabbed my finger. You said if he shows a sign of liking a name, and as I read Jack he grabbed my finger."
"So he liked a name you didn't even read out? I thought you said I was the idiot."
"Whatever Haley. I've named him ok? Happy?" Perry glared.
"Yeah, I am, Grumpy pants.." JD grinned, smirking and leaning forward to kiss Perrys frown away. "So, Jack huh?"
"Yeah."
"Jack Cox. Jackson Cox. I like it. Dr Jackson Cox."
"Yeah." Perry nodded, smiling down at his son finally content with the baby. "Jack."
How could I call him anything other than Jack? Jack is my favourite name and the name I have always planned to use when I have a baby boy. Or if I only have a girl then she'll be Jack. Arselma Jack.. lmao.