I do not own Naruto nor will I ever…I do wish that I did though. I make no money from this story.
There will probably be some grammar mistakes in my story so don't hate me for it, please. There is also a sad attempt at humor. At least, I hope its humor.
There will be some OOCness in this story. Okay, I lied. There is a lot of OOCness.
Please note that I am borrowing the concept of the Naruto characters being catlike humans. Who ever really thought of the idea of the Naruto characters being such creatures, I do not know (or remember). I have read a few (great) stories involving the Naruto characters as such so I'm going to try my hand at it as well. I hope it is half decent compared to the ones already in the Naruto section.
Remember:
'Words' equal character's thinking
"Words" equal character's talking
Miss Me, Kitty?
By Kichou
Chapter Four – Flirtatious Kitty
New Neighbor's Apartment – 5D
"Okay guys. Before I knock on the door, I want you all to listen up. Be on your best behavior when we meet our new neighbor and his cat. I don't want any fighting between any of you, alright? We don't want to scare them off so soon." Iruka said as he glanced at all the cats sitting in front of him.
"Meow (translate to, "Okay, Iruka.")" Naruto and Hinata replied.
"Meow (translate to, "I do whatever the hell I want.")" Itachi and Sasuke replied.
Neji and Sai just nodded their heads in reply.
'Weird. Do they understand what Iruka just said?' Kisame thought as he stared at all the cats.
"You speak to them as if they know what you are saying." Asuma stated as he lit up a cigarette.
"Sometimes I feel like they do. Cats are intelligent, Asuma." Iruka stated as he stared at the large man.
"Meow (translate to, "Damn right, we are!")" Replied the more aggressive cats.
They all watched Iruka knock on their neighbor's door. Hearing footsteps, they all waited to see what their new neighbor looks like. So far, only Iruka has seen the person, so both the cats and the majority of the owners were wondering what type of person moved in to their little apartment complex.
They watched as the door slowly opened. On the other side of the door, their eyes widen once they saw who their new neighbor was. Only one thing stood out to them.
Eye blinding smile.
"Hello my new neighbors! Come in, come in! I, the wonderful Maito Gai have prepared a delicious chocolate cake for our get together! Please make yourselves comfortable in my humble abode!" Gai said as he basically pushed everyone into his apartment.
The cats let themselves in and Itachi nudged the door closed with his furry head.
"Ah, thank you Gai. I brought some stew for our get together." Iruka stated as he placed the pot in his hands onto the kitchen counter besides Gai's cake.
"I brought fresh baked bread, mash potatoes and a green bean casserole." Asuma said as he placed his side dishes beside Iruka.
"I brought some deli sandwiches and a fruit platter." Kisame said as he placed his dishes beside Asuma's.
"Ah, thank you! Lunch will be a very filling meal! Please, sit down. Oh, what wonderful kitties! Hello! Who might you be?" Gai asked as he picked up one of the cats.
'Oh, he shouldn't have pick that one up.' Everyone thought.
"Meow (translates to, "Put me down right now or I'll rip the skin right off your face.")" Itachi hissed as he glared at the overly happy man.
"That is Itachi. I think you should let him go, Gai. He isn't friendly to strangers. Really, Gai, he has that look on his face that screams "I'll kill you."" Kisame said as he motioned to let the cat go.
Gai would have said that that would be silly, but once he looked at the cat, he knew that holding onto him longer would mean sharp nails digging holes into his face.
"Heh, nice kitty. No need to get angry with me." Gai said as he let the cat go.
'Disgusting. Putting his hands on my precious fur. There is only one other that I would allow to touch me and that is my precious mate.' Itachi thought as he strutted off, away from the loud buffoon.
"Well, lets chat, shall we?" Iruka said as he gestured to the sofas.
"So, were is your cat? I thought it would be nice if the cats got to know one another." Asuma said as he looked around the apart from where he sat besides Iruka.
"Sleeping. He will come out later. He likes to do as he pleases. Sadly, he doesn't really listen to me." Gai said as his shoulders slump.
"I know how you feel." Kisame said from beside him.
The cats chose to ignore the humans and explore their surroundings.
"Hinata, come." Itachi said as he stared into her pearl like eyes.
Hinata shook her head as she sat behind Neji.
"Hmph. You don't know how to do it right. Watch this. Naruto, come." Sasuke said as he stared at Naruto.
Naruto stared at Sasuke as though he was stupid and ran to hide behind Sai.
"That sure showed me." Itachi said as he grinned.
"Shut up. Sai, step away from him." Sasuke hissed as he stalked towards the both of them.
"Hey, you are the one who scared away your little kitty cat. I'm just here for comfort, right Naruto?" Sai asked as he looked behind him towards the yellow cat.
Naruto realized that maybe hiding behind another perverted cat wasn't such a good idea so he ran behind Hinata.
'Hmm, two pissed off cats that want to skin me alive. I have the worst sort of luck.' Neji thought as he saw two Bombay cats with murderous eyes.
Neji would have started a staring contest if he weren't pushed harshly from behind.
"Well, well. What do we have here? I see we have two delicious looking little kittens in my home. What's your name, little kitties?" A voice asked from behind.
All the cats turned to see a long-haired red headed beast of a cat with reddish black spots. Itachi and Sasuke glared at the male that was looking at their mate with such lustful eyes.
"My name is Naruto and this is Hinata. Are you that guy's cat? What is your name?" Naruto asked as he stared at the large cat.
"Naruto. Hinata. Such lovely names. My name is Kyuubi. It is a PLEASURE to meet you both." Kyuubi stated as he sat in front of the two, his tail swaying slowly.
"What type of cat are you? I never seen your type before." Sai asked as he nudge Neji upright.
"I'm a rare Egyptian Mau. There is no one like me out there." Kyuubi said as he continued to look at the two little kittens.
"I thought Egyptian Mau are short-haired cats?" Hinata said with a confused look.
"Yeah. I never heard of a long haired Mau." Naruto said, tilting his furry head in confusion.
"I don't think you know how rare I am, baby. Would the both of you like to help me repopulate my breed?" Kyuubi asked.
"The hell they would!" Sasuke and Itachi yelled out at the Mau.
"I wasn't asking the both of you. Who the hell are all of you anyway?" Kyuubi asked as he glared at the rest of the male cats.
"My name is Itachi. That Abyssinian kitten over there is my mate." Itachi said, ignoring Hinata's stunned look.
"I'm Sasuke. The Rex over there that you are trying to hump is my mate. Back the fuck off." Sasuke said as he glared at the Mau.
"I'm Sai and the one you pushed is Neji. We are your neighbors. Please to meet ya!" Sai said, ignoring the tense atmosphere.
"Kyuubi. Remember that name kitties. It will be the name you scream out while I ravage your sweet bodies." Kyuubi purred out as he lustfully stared at Naruto and Hinata.
Naruto and Hinata once again ran towards Neji for protection against perverted cats.
"Aw, don't be afraid. I treat you both very nicely, after all, I am your mate." Kyuubi stated as he started walking towards the kittens.
"The fuck? You can't have two mates, dumbass!" Sasuke yelled out as he blocked Kyuubi's path.
"I can due to the fact that my breed are under populated." Kyuubi said matter-of-factly.
"I can understand why your breed are so scarce. They must have been killed off by other cats." Itachi said as he also blocked Kyuubi's path towards the kittens.
"Hmm, jealousy is an awful thing. There is no need for the both of you to feel threaten, unless you fear that I would be able to take away your supposed mate." Kyuubi said while grinning.
"Hey, lets get this straight! Hinata and I are not those two's mates! We are no one's mates!" Naruto yelled out from behind Neji.
"Hush now, my mate. Let big daddy handle things for you." Kyuubi said as he glared at the two Bombay cats.
"Hey!" Naruto yelled out.
"Whose big daddy? If anyone is big daddy to him, it's me!" Sasuke yelled out.
Itachi, feeling like the conversation was going nowhere, went towards Neji and Hinata. Neji dodged Itachi's claws and cursed himself later for forgetting that Hinata was behind him. Itachi, taking his chance, curled his body around Hinata, only allowing her head to show from under him. Hinata, knowing that the large cat wont release her soon, allowed herself to rest.
Kyuubi, seeing this decided to bother the large Bombay, but stopped when he saw the cats eyes turn red. Backing off for now, he decided to bother the smaller Bombay, only to see Sasuke guarding Naruto, eyes turning red as well.
'Well, I give up for now.' Kyuubi thought as he grinned.
"I'll admit that I might not be their mates at the moment, but the both of you have to admit that the same goes for you." Kyuubi said as he sat licking his paws.
All he heard were hisses directed towards him.
"Well, the cats seem to be getting along." Gai said as he stared at the cats behind him.
"Really? They kind of looked peeved to me." Asuma stated as he also stared at the cats.
"Itachi, what did I say about bothering Hinata?" Kisame said as he threw a napkin at his pet cat.
'Piss off, fish face.' Itachi thought while ignoring the napkin that was thrown at his head.
"Well, Itachi and Hinata seem to be comfortable with each other. Sasuke and Naruto haven't even fought yet so I'm taking this as a good sign." Iruka said as he smiled at the cats.
"It's all an act! I can feel it in my bones! If we let our guard down, that is when the fur flies!" Kisame yells out as he rubbed his arms.
Kisame didn't know how right he was about the cats.
"Lets just eat. I already prepared a room for the cats with food and toys so lets take them there and then we can start the party!" Gai said as he ushered the cats into the room a few doors down the hallway.
"Be good now!" Iruka yelled out to the cats.
The door shuts behind them.
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POOF!
"Well, it's good to be out of that form." Kyuubi said as he stretched his arms over his head.
The others saw a tall male with long red-hair dressed in baggy gray sweat with a white wife beater and gray flip-flops. His golden tan skin seems to glow as he stretched.
He walked towards Hinata, his grin scaring the poor kitty. As he reached to grab a hold of the little kitten, a large POOF was heard.
In place of the small Abyssinian cat stood a petite girl with short blue-hair dressed in a black and white Lolita dress, white knee high stockings and black dressy shoes.
'Wow. So that is what she looks like in this form. Yummeh!' Itachi thought as he stared at Hinata.
No one knew that from his angle on the floor, that he could see right up Hinata's dress.
'Hmm, small, white silk panties. Delicious.' Itachi thought as he hid his grin.
"My, my, my. You look even better then what I thought you would look like in this form. Like a sweet little pure princess. I chose well." Kyuubi grinned as he continued to walk towards Hinata.
Kyuubi didn't seem to notice that Hinata was backing away from his form at a very quick pace.
POOF!
Everyone stared at the tale male beside Hinata. In place of the large Bombay cat stood a tall male with long raven-hair tied in a ponytail. Said man currently wore a black suit with a ruby red shirt and black tie. The suit looked expensive. It looked like an Armani suit, but everyone thought that that wasn't possible. How can a cat have an Armani suit?
Little did they now that it was an Armani suit. Itachi actually has a lot of expensive suits from many name brand places. He liked expensive things. Itachi is just cool like that.
Walking towards Hinata, Itachi wrapped his right arm around her waist. Pulling her until they reached the couch, he sat down and allowed the pretty Abyssinian to sit on his lap.
Hinata blushed at the situation she found herself in.
POOF!
They turned to see a petite boy with short messy blond hair wearing short tan shorts, an overly large black t-shirt that completely covered the boy's torso (except one of his shoulders) to his thighs with white tan sneakers.
"My, you look very scrumptious! You look like what a true uke should look like. Me likey." Kyuubi said as he licked his lips.
Oh, Sasuke is pissed.
POOF!
There stood a raven-haired boy with tan khaki shorts, white wife beater with a gray hoodie and gray sneakers
"Back off of my uke, bastard." Sasuke growled as he grabbed the blond and held him to his side.
POOF! POOF!
They turned to see the Burmese cat turn into a male with long raven hair wearing black slacks with a white dress shirt and black dress shoes. Beside him stood another raven haired male with baggy blue jeans, white t-shirt and white tennis shoes.
"We thought that since everyone was changing into their humanoid form that we should do so as well." Sai stated as he stretched his aching body.
No one was paying any attention to him.
"Why don't you let him choose." Kyuubi said.
"I choose no one." Naruto said.
"He clearly wants me." Sasuke said as he held Naruto closer to his body.
Itachi was just glad that no one was bothering him while he was cuddling his precious Hinata.
'Ah, two beautiful people taking pleasure from one another's company. What can be better…besides being physically intimate?' Itachi thought as he allowed his hand to slide under Hinata's ruffled skirt.
He ignored the small hands trying to push his larger hand away.
It came as quite a shock to him when his beloved kitten suddenly disappeared from his arms. Looking towards the side, he saw Kyuubi hold not only Hinata, but Naruto as well.
Both Uchiha brothers' tempers finally snapped. Running towards the damn redhead, they both grabbed their mates and threw them gently onto the couch while tackling the redhead to the floor. All anyone can see were fist flying, legs kicking and tempers flaring from the three of them.
"Shouldn't we do something, big brother Neji?" Hinata asked from the side of the couch.
"No. Let them get all their frustration out so we don't have to deal with it later." Neji stated as he sat beside his cousin.
"I agree. Let the three fight while we eat." Sai stated as he sat besides Naruto, petting the boy's ears.
Naruto just slapped away the perverted cat's hands and left to eat some food.
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"I told you this would happen if we left them alone." Kisame said as he stared into the destroyed room.
All the humans stood at the doorway in shock to see the once pristine room in shambles. The wallpaper seemed to be beyond repair, the curtains ripped from their poles and the furniture was overturned. In the wreckage laid three cats all KO'd. They then notice the other cats sitting contently in the food area of the room. Surprisingly that area was left untouched by the fight.
"What happened here?" Asuma asked as he stared at his own cats drinking from the water dish.
"Shit happened, Asuma. Shit happened." Kisame said.
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"I'm sorry that the cats destroyed your room, Gai." Iruka said as Naruto sat happily in his arms.
"No worries, friend. It could have been my Kyuubi that started the fight anyway. I told you that I had no control over him. He is a hellion." Gai said as he cuddled his still unconscious cat.
'Bitch is more like it.' The Uchiha brothers thought as they sat on their owner's shoulders.
"A real life cat fight. Interesting. Too bad we couldn't see the human female equivalent of it. Ladies galore." Asuma said as his own cans sat in his arms and on his shoulder.
"Well, no hard feelings. Cats will be cats. We just have to let them play with each other more so that they can get use to each other. I bet they will be the best of friends after a few days!" Gai said as he held his cat up in the air.
Kyuubi is still unconscious.
'I doubt that.' The rest of the human's thought.
"We will see if another get together can be made. I'm afraid that the only free day I have is on Sunday." Iruka stated.
"My schedule is always changing." Asuma said as he petted Sai.
"I'm usually free weekends." Kisame said as he petted Hinata whom he was carrying.
"Naruto and Hinata's owners are off on a mission right now and their schedules are erratic as well." Iruka said.
"Hmm, well, we will wait until they are here before we decide on another group gathering." Gai said as he walked his guest to the door.
"That's fine. Well, see you later Gai. Welcome to the neighborhood. I hope you enjoy your stay here." Iruka said as he left.
"I'm sure I would with all these wonderful friends and kitty cats! Have a nice day all!" Gai yelled out to them.
Once he closed the door, the others finally reached the apartment stairway.
"He sure is a very…interesting person." Asuma said as they descended on the stairway.
"Loud is more like it. He reminds me of a certain loud mouth woman we all know." Kisame said.
"Don't let Anko hear you say that. She will make sure you regret it." Asuma said.
"How did you know I was talking about Anko. It seems like you think she is a loud mouth woman, Asuma." Kisame said while grinning.
"He's got you there. You should watch out for her, Asuma. She knows when someone is talking ill of her." Iruka stated as he smiled at his friends.
"…Well shit." Asuma said.
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Anko's Mission - Somewhere Far Away
Anko stopped in her tracks, her fist clichéd tightly into a fist.
"Asuma, Kisame, your dead when I get back.
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Asuma and Kisame couldn't help the shiver that ran through their bodies at that moment.
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Iruka's Apartment – 2C
"I don't know what happened in there, but I'm to tired to care at the moment. Gai seems to be the type to take the energy right out of you." Iruka said as he stared at the two cats in front of him.
Hearing a knock on his door, Iruka went to answer it. He was quite surprised to see Kakashi standing there.
"Your very early. You. Early. This is shocking." Iruka said as he allowed the man in.
"I don't know if I should be insulted or amused at your shock." Kakashi said as he picked up his blond kitten and rubbed his face against its furry head.
"How have you been Naruto? Did Sasuke bother you too much?" Kakashi asked.
"Meow (translate to, "Sasuke is a big poopy head! He manhandled me, papa Kashi!")" Naruto meowed out.
"Aw, my poor Naruto. Sasuke doesn't mean to annoy you. He just likes you too much." Kakashi said as he petted Naruto's head.
"Meow (translate to, "Doesn't matter. At least Iruka was here to keep him away from me. Naruto loves Iruka!")" Naruto meowed out.
"It looks like he enjoyed his stay…somewhat." Kakashi said to Iruka.
"Yes he has. He still hasn't warmed up to Sasuke I'm afraid. I thought they were making progress this morning, but I guess I was wrong." Iruka said as he looked towards Sasuke sitting at the windowsill.
'Is he sulking?' Iruka thought as he watched his cat look at Naruto.
"Thank you for taking care of Naruto. I appreciate it. Would you like to come over my apartment for dinner in a few hours? Think of it as a thank you for taking care of my kitten, or think of it as a date if you want." Kakashi said as he wiggled his eyebrow.
"…okay." Iruka said as he blushed.
Sasuke perked up at this.
"Fabulous. I'll see you in a few. Bye." Kakashi said as he left Iruka's apartment.
"Oh, my." Iruka thought, as he blushed some more.
'Hmm, the owners are getting cozy with one another. This will be good for me.' Sasuke thought as he started to groom himself for his own date with his mate.
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"The apartment is finally clean, don't you think, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
"Meow." Naruto replied.
"That's good. The food is cooking on the stove and the apartment is lemon fresh. The only thing left to do is take out the trash. Keep an eye on the stove for me while I take out the trash, Naruto. Make sure nothing spills over." Kakashi said as he left through the door.
"Meow (translate to, "Yes, sir!")" Naruto meowed out.
As Kakashi left the trash shoot, he almost got plowed over by a large green mass trying to hug him. Seeing the stranger's face, he sighed.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Kakashi asked as he stared unemotionally at the man.
"My eternal rival! It is good to see you again! Let us run into the sunset and celebrate our reunion!" Gai yelled out as he attempted to hug Kakashi again.
"…No." Kakashi replied.
"But, I spend so long to find you. We must continue our beautiful friendship like we did when we were children!" Gai said as he again attempted to hug Kakashi.
"…Hell, no." Kakashi replied.
"Come on, Kakashi! I searched far and wide after you left so that we can be friends again!" Gai whined.
"I moved so that I could get away from you." Kakashi said as he tried to leave the green mess behind.
"That comment would have hurt my feelings if they were true, but I know how cool you are so I know that you are just kidding. Come, my eternal rival, we must celebrate with a healthy secret handshake!" Gai yelled out while thrusting his hand out to Kakashi.
"Us shaking hands isn't really a secret handshake." Kakashi said as he walked away.
"It is if we add in ten minutes of high kicking, fist bumping, hips twisting and gyrating moves!" Gai said as he ran after him.
"Don't gyrate anywhere near my being, Gai. That's unnerving and somewhat nauseating." Kakashi said as he walked up the apartment staircase, leaving Gai behind.
"Wait, Kakashi! You didn't let me mention the leg locking, one foot hopping move where we do jazz hands!" Gai screamed after him.
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Please Note
- I updated again. It doesn't seem like people are that interested in this story anymore by the few reviews I got. It makes me sad. Oh, well, I can't change people minds about them liking my story.
-Really, the few reviews are just an excuse for me to focus my attention on something else since I have been having trouble thinking of where I want this story to go. I have an idea, but my interest in this story is decreasing.
-I'm not giving up on this story, but sadly my interest in it has been wavering for a while. With the decrease of reader's interest in this story, I decided that I'll just focus on my other story for now.
-Know that I still appreciate those that did review. This updated chapter is for you. I'll update another chapter when my muse for this story comes back. It might be soon or it might be later, it really depends on where I decide to go plot wise.
-Also, I know that Maito Gai is also known as Might Guy and other stuff, but I like Maito Gai the most so I used that one.
-Thank you lovely reviewers!