A/N I finally figured out how to post fics here, so this is my first attempt at a fic in this style. Please R&R!!!

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Holly Short returned to her apartment after a long day. She turned on the tub and let it fill. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm." She murmured as she slipped in. As she soaked in the water and bubbles, her hand unconsciously went to her stomach and felt the tiny bulge that meant things were a lot more complicated than what people thought. She, Holly Short, was pregnant. Not only pregnant and unmarried, but pregnant with a mud man's child. Artemis Fowl's child. How did this happen?