Yes, yes, this is my very first fan fiction. I was just thinking, the other day, that Hey! Edward doesn't have any pets! And everyone knows the "in" pet of this century is the butterfly!! Now, the first couple of chaps basically introduces you to Freddy, the famous butterfly of Edwards. Now beyond the introduction, I'm blank so review and give me ideas.Disclaimer: the views of my employer do not conform to my views, or to any standard form of logic the Greeks thought up anyway...basically, i don't own it.

OK, I know Edward doesn't seem like the kind of guy that befriends butterflies, he's not the kind of guy to befriend anyone at all, but I can certainly and proudly call myself Edward's pet butterfly. Also, I know he's a vampire so you don't have to be all secretive and I-can't-tell-you-Edward's-secret-ish. I like my life.

I live in the pretty meadow that was pretty until Edward decided to bring his new human girlfriend there. I don't know about what he thought but she certainly stunk. She had that smell of pitifulness, clumsiness, un-coolness, and any other negative –ness you can think of. Anyway, now the place is SCARRED FOR ETERNITY!!! I mean, can't Edward find some other place to take his girlfriends for romantic interludes? Or at least pick another, better one? Sheesh, the guy's got no taste at all.

Ok, I know I'm a stinkin' butterfly. I didn't ask for it, believe me. My mom asked for me to be a butterfly cuz she's a butterfly. I mean, what kind of selfishness is that? Couldn't she have made me into some kind of fiercer, awesomer creature that goes RRRAAAWWWWRRR!!! or something?

Oh well, my mommy's dead now, I've long since outlived her. Now, let me backtrack. I am IMMORTAL!! That part, I don't mind. It's my butterflyness that I don't like. Anyway. No thanks to my mom either. This was completely my doing. All credit goes to ME.

The other day, a couple decades ago, I was fluttering around my world, when I saw the hot-hot-hottie of the town. However, this time she was literally hot. I mean, she's always hot but this time it was in a well a more literal sense. I mean, her eyes were, like, red!! If she was a human I'd think she's crying, but she's a butterfly or I wouldn't think she's hot.

Anyway, I approached her, kinda cautiously I guess. She took one look at me and WHAM! She was on top of me! Now normally, I would've been like woah, darlin' calm down, chill out, plenty o' me to go 'round, except for the fact that I started to fell oddly drained… Then, I used my insane, awesome, amazing logic and figured out that I needed to get her off of me.

It wasn't as easy as it sounds, I mean, she was like, way buff. So, in the end, I just gave her my classic, high-pitched, girly yet manly scream that busted out my grammy's antennae. She flew off me and I fluttered away as fast as my slow, fat, bulky wings could carry me.

Alrighty, wha'ja think of that? Don't worry, Ed's coming in next, I mean, it is EDWARD'S pet butterfly. Review and give me ideas cuz if you don't, since I'm so amazingly uncreative, it'll take me ages to update after the second chapter. I actually have it already mostly written out, but I'm not gonna give it out that easily am I? 10 reviews for chapter 2!