Disclaimer: don't own Naruto duh cuz if I did like any other yaoi fan I would put waaay more YAOI in the series so much it would be canceled due to sexual content.

Rated T

Warnings: bad language/ sexual content (nothing big ((yet)))

PLEASE GIVE ME MORE IDEAS!!!

Yes yes I know this is going to suck. It's my 1st fanfic after all but I tried my hardest on this one. I don't want to kill Sakura in this fic so I made her something I think is better than an annoying Sasuke fangirl /pretty much the same thing with the rest of the girl population. Naruto is sophomore like Sasuke Gaara and Kiba.

Neji and Sai juniors

Summary: Naruto is a sophomore in highschool. He just moved to Konoha (couldn't think of anything else). And he's starting a new school. But what he doesn't know about the school he entered was that it was full of horny gay boys. Do you think he can get out of there with his virginity?

Pairings: sasunaru sainaru gaanaru nejinaru kibanaru oronaru anynaru

If any other naru suggestions put them in a review but couple MUST BE GAY…or not idk might put kakairu in…or not

There is no main pairing now.

Italics are thoughts

Hentai High

"Great! I'm late! I'm late!" Here we find the blonde obviously late. What is he late for you ask? He's late for his first day at his new all boys school.

He just moved to Konoha from an old town filled with crime. This was bad for him because he was the cute feminine boy with sea blue eyes, soft blonde hair, and to top it off he's as stubborn as a mule. So for any rapist that likes a challenge this boy is the perfect target. He has had a lot of experience with them, much to his despair. Yet, he did have his guardians to fend them off. They were his Aunt Tsunade with her inhuman strength and his Uncle Jiraiya with his…Jiraiya-ness.

Naruto's parents died when he was born. His mother died giving birth. And his father died in a car crash trying to get to the hospital to see his baby.

This boy's name is Naruto Uzumaki.

The current school he's rushing to is Hentai High. Naruto found out about this school from some girls. What he didn't know about these girls was that they were yaoi fangirls. They thought Naruto was cute and their current pairing project was Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke was a very picky gay boy, and if they could get the new kid in town to go to Sasuke's school they could move to the next seme. Gaara Subaku. The two girls who seemed to lead the group one with pink hair one with blonde hair told Naruto what a great education the school offers but "somehow" failed to mention it was filled with horny gays. Seriously, the whole school was gay!

So finally, Naruto made it to the school…NOW he just needs to find the office.

After a few wrong rooms and what Naruto finds as "weird looks" he found the office.

Behind a desk sat a boy with glasses and gray hair but he didn't look that old.

The boy looked up at Naruto and said "I'm going to guess you're Naruto Uzumaki?" After Naruto nodded the boy continued "Hello, I'm Kabuto. Orochimaru-sama is waiting for you in his office." Kabuto pointed to the door behind him, gesturing Naruto to enter.

Naruto complied entering the room to see a pale man with yellow eyes, long black hair, and an aura that read "I'm going to get you".

The man spoke. "Hello, I'm Orochimaru your new principal. I'm very glad to meet you Uzumaki-kun." The man's seductive tone made Naruto's skin crawl. "It's nice to meet you too Orochimaru-sama. By the way you can just call me Naruto." Said the blonde trying to fight back a scared look when Orochimaru walked over to him. "Well Naruto-kun here is your schedule, gym clothes, and your school handbook. Looks like you're all set. But if you ever want to talk just come to me." The man gave Naruto a "sexy" smirk along with the school supplies. "Um…uh ok thanks Orochimaru-sama." Naruto wanted to get out of there ASAP. When Naruto turned around to leave he felt something pinch his butt. At that he ran out as fast as he could.

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Now we join our favorite blonde heading to his homeroom class with Iruka-sensei. Again he made a few wrong turns and got a few more looks from apparently very hungry men.

FINALLY!!! Naruto found Iruka's classroom. He knocked on the door to get the teacher's attention.

Acknowledging Naruto's presence, the brown-haired man said, "Ah, hello. You must be the new student. Hold on right there please." Iruka turned to the class looking at a few brunettes and a redhead that could cause trouble for the blonde. They're bound to look at this one twice Iruka thought. " Okay class we have a new student today and I'm expecting you to be on your best behavior. Please? Just for today?" the teacher pleaded hopefully.

What's so special about this one? Sasuke Uchiha thinks to himself.

"Okay come on in. Class this is Naruto Uzumaki." Said boy enters and half of the class is drooling while the other half is trying to fight back nosebleeds. cute! cute! cute! This mantra is playing through everyone's minds, along with He shall be mine! :)

"Okay Naruto, let's find a spot for you to sit." The raven duck-haired boy speaks up. "He can have my seat. I'll get another chair from the back." And of course once he said that glares were sent straight to him as he got up. "Alright, thank you Sasuke. " Naruto started walking over to the raven as Iruka turned his face to the board to write down notes.

The blonde mumbled "thanks". Sasuke smirked. And just as the blonde was sitting down, Sasuke sat down too so Naruto was sitting on his lap.

"Oh, sorry." Naruto said trying to get up. But it seems the Uchiha just held him there. Naruto squeaked when he felt Sasuke's mouth by his ear, Sasuke's right hand on his thigh and the raven's left hand around his waist. Sasuke felt Naruto tense under his grip, he also saw the blush on Naruto's face. At this he smirked and whispered in the tan/red ear "You're mine".

When Naruto heard the seductive tone he began to struggle. But Sasuke only tightened his grip and ordered "Stop struggling." earning a whimper from Naruto and death glares from the rest of the class.

How Iruka didn't notice this I do not know.

Oh, he's speaking (still not facing class ;P) "Okay class copy these notes and study them. I have something to attend to. Be good." And with that the brown-haired man left.

Oh fuck. That was obviously Naruto's potty mouth of a mind. Four boys got up and glared at each other then at Sasuke with Naruto still struggling. One boy had brown hair, tan skin, and two red tattoos on his face.

Another had waist length dark brown hair, lavender-white eyes, and a strange green spider-like tattoo on his forehead.

The third one looked really scary. He had thick black eye-liner, deep maroon hair, jade eyes, and a tattoo; the kanji for love.

The last one just looked creepy and perverted. Sporting short black hair, pale face, and uh… belly shirt?

Yep totally perverted!!! In order their names were Kiba, Neji, Gaara, and Sai.

They walked over to Sasuke and Naruto. Gaara spoke in a deadly voice "Let him go Uchiha." Naruto started shaking at the tone. "Aw, look now you scared him." Sasuke said in a baby voice. He began to coo at Naruto.

The blonde continued to struggle not getting anywhere staring at the other four boys. "He obviously doesn't like you Sasuke. Let him go."

And that was Kiba. "Make me mutt!" Sasuke urged.

Now pervert's turn to talk. "Sasuke Uchiha, please let our new penisless friend go."

Okay Naruto's mad. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!?!" with the sudden outburst Sasuke's grip loosened. Neji helped by pulling Naruto the rest of the way out of the raven's lap and into Neji's own arms.

Gaara went to the back of the room to get a chair for Naruto. Once that mission was completed he set the chair next to his and motioned for Naruto to sit.

After struggling from Neji the blonde sat down in the chair set up for him.

Sasuke shot the four boys his famous Uchiha death glare. When Naruto turned his head to glance at the Uchiha, Sasuke notices this and smirks.

Naruto quickly turns around and jots down notes. This will be a very fun year.

Okay yeah it's finally over sorry if you didn't like it just give me more ideas so I can fix it please

Naruto: um… should I be afraid?

Me: idk do wutever you want

Naruto: but you're the author!!!

Me: so?! I don't wanna figure out everything on my own!

Sasuke: can you put Naruto in a school girl uniform in one of these?

Naruto: when did you get here?

Me: hm… I'll think about it

Naruto: WHAT?!?!

Sasuke: HELL YEA!!!

Me: STOP YELLING!!! REVIEW DAMMIT!!!