A/N This is gonna be crap! BRACE YOURSELVES!!

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Lee-Kun: We belong to Masashi Kishimoto-Sensei and all his youthfulness!

Poor Naruto. Valentines Day was a week away, but alas! He didn't know what to get his lover, Sasuke! Sasuke had left the village around three years ago, but he and Naruto still secretly sent love letters and gifts to each other. They had to use code names and such too, lest the fangirls find out.

He walked along a street, which was filled with balloons and decorations celebrating everyone's favorite commercial holiday. A pink headed woman didn't catch his eye, because she blended in with the décor, but he saw her anyway and ran after her.

"Hey, Sakura-Chan!"

"Naruto?" The woman turned around to face him.

"Sakura-Chan, I really need your help! I can't figure out what to get Sas-um, I mean...S...Shino...yeah Shino! For Valentines Day!!" Sakura's eyes widened, as did Naruto's when they both processed what he had just said.

Sakura giggled, "Oh Naruto, I didn't know you were with Shino now! Congratulations!"

"But…It was a mistake I didn't mean-"

"Oh Naruto," she winked. "Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!"

"Um…Thanks!" He sweat dropped. This is actually working out great! I can get help with finding a gift for Sasuke and no one will have to know who it's really for!

He smiled as Sakura dragged him into a nearby shop. "This is one of my favorite shops Naruto," She beamed. "It has some really unique things! I'm sure we can find something to reflect your feelings for Shino!"

"N-Naruto-Kun?? You're dating Shino-Kun???" Naruto and Sakura turned around to see Hinata, her hands balled into fists near her face and her eyes wide.

"Um, it's not like…I mean you see…" Naruto rubbed the back of his neck trying to explain, but Sakura intervened.

"Yeah, turns out Naruto here has the hots for Shino! I'm helping him pick out a nice present for him! But Naruto doesn't want anyone to know, so keep it a secret, okay?"

Hinata smiled and nodded. "I'm here looking for a present for Temari-San myself, but I know a little about what Shino-Kun likes, maybe I could help you?"

"Uh, that would be-er…great! Thanks Hinata…" I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this…Thought Naruto as he followed the two girls around.

"Shino-Kun keeps saying he'd really like one of these…not in so many words…" Hinata held up a strange looking item that slightly resembled a bird house. "It's a bug house." (Why Shino would need somewhere to house bugs we'll never know…)

Naruto looked at it skeptically. "Y'know…I was thinking something more along the lines of hair gel…or something…"

"Naruto! What would Shino need hair gel for?? You're supposed to think of something that your lover will cherish forever!!" Sakura scowled at him. "You really don't know anything about relationships do you???"

Naruto was yet again dragged off, this time by two girls. But little did they know, Naruto's 'Secret Crush' was soon not going to be a secret anymore.

A/N: How original and cool!

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