A/n: Okay, you guys asked for another chapter so here it is! Also you guy know how I do my disclaimer/ beginner thingys? Well I'm thinking of doing a story just written like that, tell me if I should!
Me: -day dreaming- Edward! Edward, ha! That tickles, you know my feet are ticklish you silly!
Edward and Bella: -watch in disgust-
Bella: Is that natural?
Edward: -trembling now- No way in hell
Bella: Is, did she just say 'Damn kolaches'?
Bella: What does she have against a breakfast hotdog!?
Edward: I THINK SHE'S WAKING UP!!!!
Me: Oh Edward…-drools-
Edward and Bella share a glance and then dash out the door.
BiteMe…NOW; PennyForYourThoughts; and INamedMyRectumRosalie have logged on.
BiteMe…NOW: Emmet, why did you name you're a$$ after Rosalie?
PennyForYourThoughts: Yes, care to explain your, moroness! –starts laughing-
INamedMyRectumRosalie: Well she didn't like Abigail and I couldn't think of anything else that started with an 'R'!
BiteMe…NOW: Does Rosalie know?
INamedMyRectumRosalie: No! Bella whatever your planning don't do it! Please Bella I beg you! Please!
PennyForYourThoughts: Bella whatever your planning do it! Do It now!
BiteMe…NOW: I already did –evil grin-
MoreBeautifulThanYou has just logged in
PennyForYourThoughts: Yay Bella! –now this will be interesting!
INamedMyRectumRosalie: Why Bella why? What did I ever do to you!
MoreBeautifulThanYou: EMMET YOU EFFING MORON! I DON'T WANT MY NAME TO BE YOU A$$! YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER IMBOCILE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, WY COULDN'T I BE ROSALIE, YOUR REASON FOR LIFE YOU BIG BLOCK HEAD! NO PHYSICAL CONTACT FOR A WEEK!
PennyForYourThoughts: You should see the last time they tried that, catastrophe! First Rosalie can't stand to e away from Emmet for that long and then we get home from hunting one day to find them on the couch…
BiteMe…NOW: -breaks down laughing- NO WAY!
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn has just entered
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn: Hey Bells!
BiteMe…NOW: Jake? What the…
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn: Bella, why does your user name say 'Bite Me NOW' you want to be a a…
PennyForYourThoughts: Dog!
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn: Leech!
BiteMe…NOW: Cow!
INamedMyRectumRosalie: Rooster!
MoreBeautifulThanYou: Do-do bird
DoctorV: Lions!
DoctorV: Am I included in your secret little club now?
SugarAndSpice: Mouse!
TrixyPixy: Oh I know what we should do we should all go around and describe each-other as an animal and then we could call them that!
TrixyPixy: Okay we all agree that Jacob is a dog!
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn: -shakes- well then Edward is a leech!
DoctorV: Well you technically are a dog so calling Edward a leech isn't fair, I would call him a golden retriever.
BiteMe…NOW: OH YEAH! I agree with Carlisle!
PennyForYourThoughts: I'm a dog too!
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn: -mumbles- serves you right
PennyForYourThoughts: At least I'm not a mutt, mongrel.
BiteMe…NOW: Boys…-warning tone-
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn: Now Bella! She's a…
PennyForYourThoughts: Angel –purrs-
BiteMe…NOW: Edward, you know everyone just heard that right…
IFeelYourPain: Oh my god Edward purring!
IGotTheRightTemperatureToTurnYouOn: Ha ha! You're like a cat! –laughs so hard he might pass out-
TrixyPixy: Ha, Edward, purring, wow…
SugarAndSpice: Oh my, Edward –stifles a giggle-
DoctorV: Oh son, I'm sorry –burst out with uncontrollable laughter
(Rosalie and Emmet are laughing so hard hey cannot type!)
PennyForYourThoughts: Anyway, I think Bella is a…Swan I know it's not original but your last name does suit you…
BiteMe…NOW: I like it!
TrixyPixy: SO now, Emmet- Grizzly Bear, Rosalie-peacock, me- energizer bunny, jasper-HAWT!, Carlisle- Chihuahua! And esme- cat!
BiteMe: Yeah everything sounds good except for Esme she is so a crane! And Jasper has to be an animal I would place him as…a …POOH BEAR!
DoctorV: A Chihuahua! What are you talking about!
BiteMe…NOW: Well you sort of do have the big eyes and overly sensitive ears.
IFeelYourPain: Pooh Bear?
BiteMe…NOW: I told you this would be fun Edward!
PennyForYourThoughts: You were sooooo right -they sit back from the computer and watch the various fights that take place.-
A/n: There you go! One more chapter for my wondrous readers!