The Quest For Brawl!
By Hoogiman

Chapter One

"This is outrageous!" screamed Link, banging his fists onto the dining table. Link was angry today (to illustrate his anger externally he hit the dining table repeatedly in rage. Rage is commonly linked to anger. So as a result of this hitting of the table, Link was indeed angry. Or possibly the other way round. Does it matter? The onus of this all is that it already should have been more than obvious to you, the reader, that Link was in a particularly uncharitable mood, considering the circumstantial evidence).

"What is it?" said Pit, tiptoeing lightly into the room, a gay bevy of gay deer gaily trailing his bright, haloed person. Pit was happy today (to illustrate his happiness he convinced a bevy of deer to trail him; this may not have happened and/or the deer may not have trailed him so eagerly if he was angry… …because deer are usually not attracted to angry people. Except for the deer that like angry people.)

"Super Smash Bros Brawl just came out today in Japan and not anywhere else!" said Link, infuriated. "I'm so angry… I'm even infuriated!"

Pit became angry as well, so the deer scampered off. "I know! This is awful! We're like… the main cast of the game so we should at least have a copy! …but we don't have a copy!"

"This is awful!" said Link angrily, "Everybody here has been included in Brawl… so we all should own a copy!"

Mewtwo stared angrily at Link.

"Except for you, Mewtwo," said Link.

Mewtwo stared angrily at Link.

"Because you're not in Brawl," said Link.

Pit smiled, a warren of rabbits scampering around his shoes, "I have a great idea!"

"Yes? What is it, Pit?" said Link.

"We shall go to Japan and claim our own copy of Brawl!" declared Pit.

"That's a great idea!" said Link, cheerfully. "In fact… we should start packing now!"

"Can I come too?!" said Mewtwo, grinning, "Why… I'll even pack your suitcases for you, old buddies!"

"We're sorry," said Link and Pit in unison in a droning, monotonous voice that sounded like it was being read off a piece of paper, "We're not going to hang out with you… because you're not in Brawl!"

Link and Pit laughed sadistically (it's sadistic because it's at Mewtwo's expense, Poor Mewtwo).

"I'm really sad now!" said Mewtwo, running off crying.

Ike walked in. "Hey guys!" said Ike, "With my magical psychic hearing I heard your conversation about going to Japan! Gee… can I come too?"

"Yes, yes you may!" said Link.

"Yes, we're going to have so much fun!" said Pit happily.

"Oh boy!" said Ike, "Should we back now? Or should we pack… later?"

Link and Pit laughed.

"Oh Ike you're so funny," said Link, "Let's be BF4L Ike because you're so cool and I'll never feel like you're overshadowing me later on in this story!"

"Yeah," said Ike.

"Can we be BF4L too, Ike?" said Pit.

"Yes, yes, we can," said Ike.

Mewtwo ran in hopefully. "Can I be BF4L with all of you guys?"

"We're sorry," said Link, Pit and Ike in unison in a droning, monotonous voice that sounded like it was being read off a piece of paper, "We're not going to hang out with you… because you're not in Brawl!"

Mewtwo started to cry.

"Have some cake!" said Ike, using his magical appearing powers to create three pieces of chocolate cake on a plate each.

"Thank you!" said Pit, taking a plate.

"Thank you!" said Link, taking a plate.

"Is the last piece for me?" said Mewtwo hopefully.

Wario ran in. "No, it's for me!"

"I made it especially nice for you, hun!" said Ike.

"Oh, you're so sweet!" said Wario, shoving the cake into his mouth.

Wario and Ike made out, cake splattering all over the ground.

"Ike is so cool!" cheered Link and Pit.

Mewtwo cried.

"I wish I was Wario, so I could make out with Ike," said Link.

Mewtwo ran back to his room. He slammed the door and started to cry.

"What's up with Mewtwo?" said Pit.

"He must be… up with the weather!" said Ike.

Link and Pit laughed.

"Why do those guys find you funny?" asked Wario.

"You find me funny too!" said Ike angrily, using his magical comedy powers on Wario.

Wario started to laugh hysterically.

"That's right… laugh my pretty…" said Ike evilly.

Pikachu walked into Jigglypuff's room. "Whatcha doing?"

"Playing Lucario," said Jigglypuff, obsessively tapping the buttons on her classic controller.

"But Lucario… hasn't arrived yet…" said Pikachu, confused, "And you're playing by yourself… are you back on the drugs? I thought you just went to rehab!"

"Fine then! Be that way!" said Jigglypuff angrily, pressing the pause button, pushing Pikachu out of her room and slamming the door, "Hmmph!"

"Crazy lady," said Pikachu, walking off.

"And then he made cake and none of the pieces were for me-he-he!" sobbed Mewtwo, "And then Wario made out with him… but I wanted to make out with him because before the Brawl roster was announced we were BF4L!"

Mewtwo started hyperventilating into a paper bag.

"Uh… there there…" said Pikachu, "Anyway, you got into Brawl! You should be celebrating, right? I can't wait until the release over here and would just befriend anyone who has a copy right now! Even female Pokemon! That go by the name Jigglypuff!"

Pikachu paused, "So anyway uh… you shouldn't fret over cake… celebrate that you're in Brawl!"

Mewtwo stared angrily at Pikachu.

"Oh yeah!" laughed Pikachu, "You're not in Brawl, well, hard luck, I guess? There's always um… you'll be missed when those tournaments come around…"

Mewtwo stared even more angrily at Pikachu.

"I'll… just be off…" said Pikachu, scampering out of the hallway.

Pikachu bumped into Ike on his way out of the room.

"Oh, hey Ike!" said Pikachu, "My fellow Brawl buddy!"

Mewtwo cried even harder.

"Yeah, how's life being in Brawl?" said Ike, using his magical powers to talk extra loud.

And harder.

"Yeah… listen uh… do you wanna make out, Ike?" asked Pikachu.

"Okay,seeing you're in Brawl!" said Ike really loudly.

And harder.

Pikachu and Ike started making out.

Mewtwo resulted to cutting himself. "But I want to make out with you!" he sobbed.

"Sorry, I don't make out with Melee folk," said Ike, smirking.

Mewtwo continued to cry and cut himself.

"Aww man!" shouted Young Link from another room.

"However, if Toon Link were to visit me," said Ike suggestively.

Ike, Young Link and Pikachu laughed suggestively.

Mewtwo was listening to Howard Stern.

"Listen uh… I've gotta go… you and… uh… Young Link make out, okay?" said Pikachu, walking off.

Pikachu walked back into Jigglypuff's room, five minutes later.

"Whatcha doing?" asked Pikachu.

"Playing against you!" said Jigglypuff happily, tapping away on her wiimote.

Pikachu stared blankly at Jigglypuff. "Uh… no… you can't be playing against me… I'm here!"

…

"Fine then, let's never be friends again then!" said Jigglypuff angrily.

"Fine!" said Pikachu angrily.

"Fine!" said Jigglypuff angrily.

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

Jigglypuff threw the box of Super Smash Bros. Brawl at Pikachu in anger.

Pikachu stared, in shock. "Uh… Jigglypuff… we're friends, right?"

Jigglypuff slammed the door on Pikachu.

"That dastardly Jigglypuff," muttered Pikachu to himself angrily, "I'll get you and I'll play Super Smash Bros. Brawl… even if it's the last thing I'll do…"

…

"And then I'll be the best Sonic player ever!" said Pikachu childishly.

Sonic ran into the room. "Did… someone call my name?" said Sonic sexily.

"Yes," said Pikachu.

…

…

"So can we like, make out?" said Sonic.

"No!" said Pikachu angrily.

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