Disclaimer: W00t new update

Disclaimer: W00t new update! Long time I know but hey, I'm updating! Working as a minion of Satan…er Wal-Mart employee is sucking my time and energy right outta me…I know I know lame excuse used way too often….I DON'T OWN ANYONE EXCEPT IN THE FORM OF PLUSH! –huggles deidara plushie-

Previously: "I mean WHERE DOES HE GET OFF?! CALLING ME UGLY!" I felt an urge to laugh but held it. No need to add injury to insult. In this case her injuring me for insulting her.

DING DONG!

"Sakura-chan, un, calm down and have fun. The party guests are here." I said with a smile.

Chapter 5: First kiss

All in all it was an interesting party at first. Everyone arrived all at once and we had to hold back Chouji from eating all the food. How someone could eat as much as him is beyond me. Even Zetsu has his limits!

I watched as Sakura yelled and hit Naruto for some comment he made and Hinata blushed and helped the poor, half-conscious guy sit up. The Shino-guy kept his place in the corner, a glass of punch in one hand.

Ino, of course, was standing next to me, hitting on me as much as she could. I smiled and took it, returning it with a toned-down version. Rejoicing inwardly as Sakura's eyes watched us carefully.

"So tell me Ren-kun, how'd you meet Sakura-chan?" She asked suddenly and I froze. Quickly recovering, though, I smiled and looked over at her.

"I was in town on business a few months ago and she was kind enough to show me around since it had been my first time in Konohagakure. I have kept close ties with her since." I said flawlessly, knowing Sakura was within earshot and praying she heard so she didn't tell a different story.

"Wow, amazing." Ino feigned interest poorly. I was growing weary of talking only to her and was relieved when Shikamaru came over holding out a glass of punch for me. "Well this party is such a drag…we should do something fun…"

"Like what?" I asked, almost worried.

"SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Ino screamed, magically producing a coke bottle and waving it over her head excitedly. Everyone in the room looked at her, and Sakura's face fell slightly. The others, however crowded around her in a hurry, laughing. Hinata, however looked nervous. Everyone sat down in a circle and Ino waved Sakura over. "Come on scardy-cat!" She razzed.

I sat down lightly and glanced up at her with a smirk. "What's wrong Sakura-chan? Never play this game before?"

She glared down at me and I knew there was going to be hell to pay once everyone left that morning. "No I haven't." I immediately realized something as I looked upon her face, red with embarrassment. She'd never been kissed before…

"Aw come on Sakura-chan! It'll be fun!" The blonde kyuubi kid said, cheering. I nodded, a grin on my face. After glancing at all the faces of her friends, Sakura gave into the peer pressure.

"Fine!" She scowled, crossing her arms and huffing as she plopped down across from me. Ino grabbed the bottle and flipped her hair over her shoulder flirtatiously.

"Okay since it was my idea…I'll go first!" She smiled and winked at me. I was thinking about ways to avoid kissing her and wishing more than ever that I knew Sasori-no-danna's secret to how he controls his puppets.

She set the bottle down and with a flick of her wrist, the bottle spun. Round and round until…

Laughter erupted from everyone except Ino. The bottle landed on Kiba's canine friend that was sitting beside him. "Akamaru has to get a kiss from Ino!"

The blonde huffed and the dog, with his giant tail a-wagin, walked over and licked her entire face with his large tongue. I was laughing so hard when Ino's scowl was noticeable. She shoved the dog aside and crossed her arms. "Fine haha it's done. Next person, go." Sitting next to her, the other blonde loudmouth took the bottle.

"Right well here I go!" He spun it with vigor and I swear I heard the purple haired girl next to me gasp in relief and shock and embarrassment as it landed on her. I grinned and in my mind wondered if Naruto had done something to make it land on her because he jumped up and grinned. "Okay Hinata-chan!"

The poor girl turned bright red and started stammering. "N-N-Naruto-kun! T-This is embarrassing!" She mumbled and Naruto didn't listen as he gently pulled her into his arms and kissed her on the lips.

After a few seconds he pulled away and Hinata's eyes were wide as saucers but she hadn't fainted. As she sat down, still shell-shocked, Naruto bounced back over to his seat.

Kiba took the bottle now. It was his turn and I think I saw him glance at Hinata with an almost dejected look. He spun the bottle and, in shock and almost fear saw it land square on Shino.

"Um no. PASS." He mumbled as Ino and Temari squeeled. "No you have to do it!" (A.N. as a yaoi-hater, it sickens me to write this next paragraph. FORGIVE ME but it's just a smidge of something for you Yaoi lovers. Don't expect much more again though as the author nearly died just typing it.)

Shino remained quiet, his face unable to be seen. I actually forgot he was even there for a moment but now I grinned widely at the sheer humor in it all. Shino sighed and grumbled. "Just do it or the girls will never let us live it down."

"They won't anyway." Kiba grumbled. Shino pulled his collar down, revealing his face which I was surprised to find wasn't that bad for a guy that's hiding it. Kiba leaned in and quickly grazed his lips across Shino's (A.N. EWWWWWW) and then retaliated and making coughing, gagging noises, acting like he was choking while the girls squeeled more.

"Okay okay okay my turn!" I said, flipping the bottle in my hand and catching it. I set it on the floor in the middle of the circle and spun it. Round and round and round…

I wish I hadn't spun it so hard. Round and round and round and…

Sakura.

Her green eyes snapped on mine instantly and she grew bright pink. I smiled softly and moved closer to her. She stiffened but leaned in too. I quickly leaned further in, my lips grazing her ear and I whispered to her.

"Don't be afraid." I said huskily. She nodded and I gently pressed my lips against hers, her eyes closing. They were soft and tasted like strawberries. I don't remember much, but I remember the second our lips touched, the entire party melted away and I was left in a daze. Sakura must have felt that too because she moved closer, parting her lips slightly and it was too much to resist. I moved my tongue in and tasted her. I expected her to break the kiss then hurriedly, but instead her tongue met mine, almost just as feverishly.

The party go-ers were cheering. I remember suddenly being ripped from Sakura as we both were pulled back to our spots, everyone laughing and we joined in, although our eyes locked yet again and I smiled. She blushed.

After a few more interesting rounds consisting of Ino kissing Shikamaru, Temari eventually pulling her off because Ino had basically been devouring Shikamaru's face. I sensed some rivalry between the two over the poor man. We all decided that we'd pop in a movie and watch it.

I don't remember what the movie was, or even if I watched it. Kiba was laying on his stomach in front of the TV, Shino in the large recliner, Shikamaru fell asleep on the floor under the couch. Ino and Temari were each on a side of him, watching the movie. I was sitting on the couch and Sakura was next to me, a pink blanket covering her. Hinata and Naruto were on the other end of the couch, snuggling. I eyed them slightly, envious of their comfort and then glanced at Sakura.

Eventually she curled up next to me, leaning against my chest. I laid my arm gently over her shoulders, holding her to me. No words were said but it felt comfortable, like it was supposed to be that way.

I prayed I could keep my henge up until morning. I didn't want to risk this. It was like heaven with her head against my chest, the smell of strawberries radiating off of her.

I don't know when, but everyone eventually fell asleep, myself included. To this day, I don't recall how the hell I managed to keep my henge up the whole night, but I remember holding her in my arms the whole night…and hearing her whisper in her sleep.

"Deidara…"

END!

Of this chapter at least. XD I kinda liked the last two sentences. They're sweet! XD Okay so some fluff, some humor, some yaoi (YUCK!). All around it was a good chapter!

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I remember feeling his lips against mine, the feel of his arm wrapped around me, keeping me protected all night. I remember falling asleep against him. It was all so wonderful…as if we belonged like that.

Oh no…am I…? No! I can't be falling in love with Deidara! No no no! He's an S-rank criminal! He's…so amazing…

"Oi Forehead!" I snapped out of my inner turmoil and glanced at my friend from across my coffee cup. "That party…does someone have a new boyfriend?" She smirked.

"B-B-Boyfriend!?" I stammered. "Ren-kun seems rather fond of you, forehead. Are you that dense?" She smirked.

Was I really?