Hey peoplez!! Sorry I procrastinate on these updates, this one is earlier than the last though. I couldn't type up due to Memorial Day and all. Parties, barbeque and all that good stuffs. So I know you already noticed how each chapter relates to the title. Why? What? How? Well, I lost inspiration for all of that so now every chap so far will have a part 2. This is Why? Prt2.

Enjoyz!!

"..uh…Ichigo?"

"Yes?"

"W-why do I have to wear this?"

Toushirou's eye twitched. Yes, he understood this whole Halloween holiday the humans celebrate and how they dress up for it, but what he DIDN'T understand was why he was dressed up like a dog.

"You're my little puppy Toushi. And it looks cute on you."

Ichigo smirked. Toushirou was wearing an all white puppy suit with matching little doggy ears while Ichigo was only wearing a pair of orange dog ears.

"Then why the hell aren't you wearing a suit!?"

"I don't want to."

"Bastard."

Toushirou scowled hard at the strawberry before starting to take off the annoying costume. Ichigo would've stopped him if he wasn't lying on the floor after being tripped by his little puppy.

"Come on Toushirou. Its cute."

"I don't do cute." Toushirou changed back into normal clothes while Ichigo frowned sadly.

"At least wear the ears."

"Hmph. Fine."

Toushirou picked the little ears up and placed them back on his head. At least now the idiot strawberry was satisfied. It was dark out and now they were walking out Ichigo's house going to meet up with Inoue who volunteered to gather everyone at her house.

"Hey, I wanted to ask you."

"What is it Toushi?"

"Why dogs of all animals?"

"Well…..I always wanted to have a doggy an-"

"Huh?" Toushirou looked up at the grinning strawberry and his eye started to twitch once again. Ichigo moved closer to him but he moved farther away.

"…sadistic bastard"

"That's mean."

"Okay pervert."

"…harsh."

"I'm NOT your little puppy OR your little pet."

"You're no fun."

"Hmph."

Ichigo was following Toushirou for a moment before suddenly stopping in his tracks. When Toushirou turned around to look at the idiot all he could see was the evil smirk on his face and something white he was carrying in his hand that he just noticed at this moment.

"Kurosaki…what is that?"

"…..little doggy….:

"wha?"

It was then that Ichigo started to move closer to him, the evil smirk still on his face. He moved slow at first and Toushirou began to back away slowly. But when he started to advance faster, Toushirou started to run. In a few seconds the big orange dog was chasing the little white doggy.

"Stay away Kurosaki!" Toushirou now had an idea of what he had in his hand.

"Toushi-kun…."

"Stay away!!"

Inoue's place………….

"Great! Almost everyone is here!" Inoue hopped around checking off everyone's name in the checklist in her hand. She was cheerful as always, and she was all excited to go out in her princess costume.

"We still have to wait for Kurosaki-kun and Hitsugaya-kun."

"They're not here yet?"

Rukia said as she scratched behind her ears. Yes, EARS. She was wearing a bunny costume and was scratching behind one of her huge floppy bunny ears. She was standing next to Ishida who was wearing a superman costume, only it was white and blue instead of red and blue (he likes the white look better). Chad was standing next to the door dressed as Frankenstein. He pulled the look off so well it was scary.

"You want me to go get them?"

Matsumoto offered ad would have been glad to go get her taichou. She wanted him to see her cute genie outfit. In fact, everyone there had on nice outfits. Yoruichi was dressed as a black cat with a purple tail(don't ask me) and Urahara was dressed as himself (he wanted to go as a pimp but Yoruichi wouldn't let him). Renji was dressed as a cop…and he loves the shot gun.

"I know." Inoue said as she walked towards the window to look out.

"There they are now!"

Everyone gathered outside to see two dark figures walking towards them. But when they could see the two clearly they saw something they had never expected to see in a million years EVER.

"…K-Kurosaki-kun?"

"….whoa…"

"…h-how…"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Renji was literally rolling on the floor laughing. "HAHAHAHA…can't…b..reathe…hehe…"

Everyone, except for Renji's dumbass (who's still laughing) stood wide eyed at the scene before them. Ichigo, grinning like a madman, holding a very angry looking Toushirou by a snow white leash.

"Hey guys!" Ichigo smiled and waved his free hand while Toushirou mumbled many foul words under his breath.

"…sadistic bastard."

"Calm down doggy."

"When this is over you are SOOO dead."

"Yea, yea, yea. I'm gonna have my Fun first."

"Bastard."

"Ichigo?"

Rukia hopped over to him (trying to stay in character) and stood in front of him. Her eyes were still wide in shock.

"You and Hitsugaya-taichou?" he nodded

"Leash?" He nodded again

"Why?"