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warning: Silly Fic, (Yaoi, Slash, M/M Coupling.)
THE LOVE BUG
Written by: Jazzy
Pairing: Iruka/Kakashi
Characters: Ibiki, Abarame, Kakashi, Iruka The LOVE BUG
SUMMARY: The Love Bug comes around every year and every year Iruka runs away from him as swiftly as any other shinobi afraid of love and other things to do with love. But this year the love bug was determined to make Iruka fall in love. This year love owuld be victorious!
PART ONE
He was taking a shower. He was in a very happy mood. He was going to meet Naruto for Ramen, he was going to give his little pre-genins a pop quiz. His sadistic streak enjoyed that sort of thing, payback for all the trouble those little cuties gave him every day, all the grief he had to go through just to teach a single lesson, damned right! he loved giving those monsters pop quizzes.
He was singing in his shower and soaping up in some nice spicy soap when he felt a presence. A familiar presence, a presence that wasn't due for another week or so, it wasn't even February yet. He felt his ears twitch. He felt his back twitch. He rinsed off then did the transport Jutsu after snagging his towel. He appeared on his roof. Buff and in a towel, hair wet and left undone. His muscles gleamed in the cold sunlight and he shivered but channeled chakra and warmed himself then he began to run for his self preservation.
There it was alright hot and fast on his trail. The Love Bug! Iruka growled. Frowning as he ran. It was early this year.
People stopped in their tracks as the school teacher ran for all he was worth, naked but for the skirt-like towel at his waist..
"Give up Iruka Umino, for this Year You are getting Bitten by the Loooooovvvvvve BUG!" It cried.
"The Hell I am." Screamed Iruka. Iruka ran even faster if that was possible. There was no way in hell he was going to fall in love or fall to the likes of the love bug or cupid or any number of its little army of love fanatics allies.
Salvation! Abarame San! If anyone can control the love bug it would be the bug master clan.
Iruka leaped and hugged onto the back of Shino's dad. "Abarame-san, Save me." He cried, near tears.
Shino felt his jaw drop and the food on his chopsticks never made it into his mouth. His Dad seemed familiar with this side of Iruka Sensei. Abarame-san sighed, patted Iruka's bare back and said some words of comfort to his friend.
Who knew Iruka had a body like that under all of his clothes. There were tattoos, there were scars, and there were muscles, oh hell, there was a gorgeous body under those chunin clothes.
Abarame-san looked to his son and warned him. "Guard your heart, the love Bug is definitely back in town. Those feelings you feel; those are just the beginnings, those are pheromones put out by the love bug to find a possible mate desirable, Shino. Do not allow it to overwhelm you."
Then Abarame-san turned from his son and returned to comforting the distraught barely clothed Iruka.
"Do not worry Iruka-sensei. This nuisance will not bother you, I promise." Abarame-san smiled, returning the sweet smile that Iruka had turned on him. A smile that seemed to shave off ten years and made Iruka look again like the genin he used to be. Trust still sparkling in his beautiful dark eyes. Glowing skin. Beaming, beaming smile.
Abarame-san felt a pain enter his chest. Iruka really was beautiful it was very puzzling that the chunnin ran so hard and fast away from love.
"Buzz, buzz, love, love, la-de-da." Sang the love bug, its glaring red shell with white hearts and black stripes of musical notes decorated it, with antennae long and humming with little hearts at the ends, and crystal wings that carried it a loft. It was a somewhat eye shattering yet somehow soothing sight.It had a giant smile on its bug face and it was scaring Iruka to death.
"Its coming closer." Gasped Iruka, near hysterics.
Iruka really couldn't handle giant bugs. Not since he was trapped that one time in that catacomb for two days covered and crawling with insects. The youth had been horribly traumatized for life. Abarame-san was always sad about that. Iruka would have made a cute wife, a good counterpart, a good fit, usually serene but for his temperament, level headed except in immortal terror (which didn't come along very often, just around valentine's day) Iruka would have made a perfectly fine mate except for the fact that he couldn't have bugs anywhere near him.
"Alright, Love Bug. Not another step." Warned Abarame-san. In a loud threatening voice. His own bugs began to hum a song of warning right back at the love bug. Shino was impressed. He'd never seen his father react so strongly or so loudly.
The love bug sent out soothing scents and the bugs began to be soothed against their wills. Abarame-san frowned. "The Love Bug's a tough opponent Iruka-sensei."
Iruka scowled. "never mind, I'll deal with it myself. Though I would think you would have some mastery over it after all you are a bug Master."
Abarame-san bowed his head in shame. "I am sorry Iruka-sensei, please do not be angry with me."
"YOOWHOOO IRUKA I've found you-whooo." Called the love bug, happily.
Iruka shuttered. "Alright, I've warned you Love Bug, you give me no choice. This year you breathe your last. This year you've given out your last box of chocolates your last batch of a dozen roses, your last candlelit romance dinner, oh yeah, today, you're gonna die."
Iruka began to form seals, the dragon tattoo on his leg that reached up his hip began to writhe, black began to glow with blue-tinged, fire light. Shurikan which he'd snatched from Abarame-san began to glow with that blue fire as well.
"I will burn you and cast your ashes into hell." Growled Iruka. Shadows began to play across his features. His hair was swept up by sudden gusting winds. His chakra began to grow and then expand to the shurikan making them flame with black fire. Iruka's eyes glowed almost maniac glee. The shurikan homed in on the Love bug.
"Flaming Sting of a thousand scorpians, burn that bug into the darkest depth of painful eternal hell."
"Oh you!" squeeed the love bug, beaming smile. All of a sudden there were a lot of fluttering hearts whirring and flying around the bug, white, pink, red, all the colors of love and passion. "A shield of Love surrounds me." Sang the love Bug, beaming with even more intense glowing love.
Iruka shuttered again and watched his shurikan fall to the ground black fire sputtered, twitched, then died turned to hearts and flowers, roses and carnations. "Ugh! AWWWWWW." Screamed Iruka, in frustration. "Fine, I didn't want to do this. Next level."
Another tattoo this time from shoulder blade to heart began to glow. Iruka's hair seemed to have life of its own as the wind again whipped up a fuss. The Bug squeeled and quaked with glee as one of its allies suddenly appeared.
Kakashi dashed in to save Iruka. He'd been watching entranced from the sidelines. Cupid's aim was perfect as it hit the Sharingan user a couple of times with its arrow. Kakashi was a hard nut to crack it took a lot of "oomph" and arrow power to get that bugger to fall in love. Kakashi fell to his kness gasping in unusual pain, a pain that reached all the way to his soul. His eyes were glued to Iruka. He was in love.
"Aw crap!" cried Iruka seeing Kakashi had been hit by cupid's diabolical arrows.
Iruka turned tail and ran. "Forget this. A shinobi knows when to strategically retreat. There is no dishonor in running away and coming back to fight another day."
"Iruka sensei, this year is your year for love." Cried the Love bug.
The chase was on. Kakashi was fast but Iruka for some reason was faster. Maybe it was because he was naked except for the towel around his waist?
TBC
Don't know if I will continue it.(I suppose it depends on what people want) It's a silly little fic that wanted to get written in honor of Romance and the upcoming Valentines Day Holiday. Enjoy, I know I did. LOL. I hope not to make this fic too angsty, and hopefully it will only be a two-parter One-Shot at most, if I choose to finish it.