Hello, it's me. So this is my first oneshot. I hope you guys like it! Sorry that the middle kinda goes off topic but I couldn't find away to make it relevant. So the song is called With Legs Like That by Zebrahead and the story is in Troy's POV.

OK so me and my good friend charli quack are currently writing a story together so look out for that! I don't know when it'll be up because we want to get a lot of chapters written before we post so we can assure an update. But the story's called The Onion and The Artichoke (you'll find out why when you read it) so look out for it!

Disclaimer: I think we've been through this already.LOL

Fiddlesticks. She's coming. And out of her huge closet she had to pick THAT skirt. The sexiest skirt ever. Stupid person whoever invented mini skirts. Did they not think about how it would affect men? Well the person who invented the mini skirt was probably a man but that's beside the point.

Here she comes again, I could never sin
Every step she takes, my blood is flowing
Her legs go on and on for days
She's got a hold of me, I need the remedy
Just to hold her would, be a cure for me
I can't keep going on this way (gotta get away, I got to get away)

When did Gabriella Montez get so sexy? When we were little she wasn't that sexy. She was a little, cute girl! And then she hit puberty and I started to develop feelings for my best friend. It doesn't help my problem, if you get what I mean, that I see her all the time, she's not embarrassed to walk around in short shorts and singlet tops in front of me because she thinks I don't look, she gives me lots of hugs (and she really likes to hold me close to her!), and it's a tradition for us to go to the beach every week in summer where she wears the world's sexiest bikini. Stupid person who invented the bikini.

She's at the top of her game
She don't know my name
The preachers looking weak
She's out of my league

"Hey Troy!" Gabriella said to me, giving me a bone crushing hug.

"Hey Gabby."

"Troy..." Oh no. She wants me to do something for her. "Do you think you could come shopping with me after school? I need a new swimsuit and Taylor, Kelsi and Sharpay are busy." Oh no again. She's using the puppy pout. But honestly how does she expect me to look at her pout when she's wearing THAT SKIRT! Not that I only love her for her body. I love everything about Gabriella Montez. I love how she scrunches her nose, I love her perfume, I love her humour, I love how she's smart and doesn't care if people call her a nerd, I love her laugh, I love how she's always there for me, I love her eyes...damn she's got me wrapped around her cute little finger which I love as well. But Gabriella could pretty much make me jump into the Grand Canyon wearing a purple dinosaur suit while singing "I'm a Barbie Girl" if she pulls out the pout. So that's why I'm gonna say yes. And plus I get to see her in a variety of bathing suits. It's a win-win situation.

"Sure why not?" Gabriella gave me another boa constrictor hug. Why must she press her boobs onto me? I'm in a public place! Wait...why is Sharpay giving me two thumbs up? I think she just realized that I was looking because she looks like a deer caught in the headlights. I always knew that Sharpay Evans was a nut.

Look out, (hey) she'll tear your heart out
Look out, (hey) she'll rock your world there's no doubt
Here she comes again, if she wanted
I'll do anything she wanted me to (wanted me to)
Who would blame me, with legs like that

"The Great Escape!"

"Rooftops!"

"The Great Escape!"

"Rooftops!" Why won't Gabriella ever learn? The Great Escape will kick Rooftops' ass. In case you didn't know we're arguing about which song is better.

"The Great Escape is so much better than Rooftops!" I exclaim.

"No way!" Gabriella protests.

"Hey this is my car and you will agree with me!"

"Fine but deep down in my heart Rooftops will always win." And deep down in my heart she'll agree with me and we'll get married.

"Hey Troy thanks for coming with me." She looks over at me and smiles.

I envision Gabriella in last summer's bikini. "No problem. Any time."

Here she comes again, she makes me wanna sin
My heart stops when I think about her coming
Her legs go on and on for days (on and on and on and on)
She's got a hold of me, it's a tragedy
That I would never get the chance to have her close to me
When she moves she takes my breath away (yeah she moves and she moves and she moves)

"What about this one?" Gabriella emerged out of her changing room in a diagonally striped pink and orange bikini. Shoot. She looked great. It made her legs look longer. I fricken love her legs. If I don't marry Gabriella I'm marrying her legs.

"It looks great." Well actually it looked freakishly sexy but that might scare her off.

"Yeah but the colours don't look good on me." Gabriella said studying herself in the mirror before hurrying back into her changing room. Why did she even try it if she didn't like the colours? Women. They're so complicated.

"Ok how about this one?" Gabriella asked as she stepped out decked in a simple black bikini. Women! They're so effing fantastic.

"I think we have a winner." I told her.

She's at the top of her game
She don't no my name
The preachers looking weak
She's out of my league

Look out, (hey) she'll tear your heart out
Look out, (hey) she'll rock your world there's no doubt
Here she comes again, if she wanted
I'll do anything she wanted me to (wanted me to)
Who would blame me, with legs like that

"Shar it's not working." Ok I know it's wrong to eavesdrop on people but it's my right to as her best friend. I push my ear closer to the door as Gabriella continues talking on the phone.

"He didn't even look. He didn't seem interested at all!"

"Look I told you, he doesn't love me back! Or even like me in that way!" Gabriella loves someone else? Wait what was that cracking noise? Oh right, it was my heart.

"He's just my best friend. That's all we'll be." And he's even taken my place as her best friend! Is it me or the hallway spinning?

"Sharpay you're little plan to try and seduce with my 'hot bod' obviously didn't work, so just give it up!" AND she wants to get into bed with him? Who is this guy? I think he should have a little talk with my fist. But wait, he's Gabriella's best friend and she would kill me. I think I've heard enough. I'm gonna go home and drown my sorrows with chocolate milk.

She's breaking me down
She's at the way that I wanna go
Breaking me down
She gets me high when I'm feeling low
She's breaking me down
She's on the move like a rolling stone
Breaking me down
Just one run cuts me to the bone

She's like that (like that)
She's like that (like that)

"And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big boy now
And big boys don't cry!" I belted out. It was the perfect song for a broken heart. Even though it was a break up song and me and Gabby didn't break, the pain is just as much.

"Troywhat are you singing?" Gabriella said walking into my room.

"I dunno, why don't you ask your new best friend?"

"What?" Ok that wasn't my best comeback but I'm sick. My heart is broken.

"What are you doing here?" I asked, switching the subject.

"Troy are you OK?" Gabriella said reaching out to feel my forehead.

"I'm fine." Except for this pain in my chest.

"Troy what's wrong?" Gabriella was sounding really concerned right now.

"No, don't talk." I said dramatically. (LOL think Lilly Truscott from Hannah Montana when she gets all dramatic)

"Troy are you on crack?" Now Gabriella sounded annoyed.

"No it's just that my heart got shattered, stomped on, jumped on, laughed at and puked on." I wonder if it was my mom or my dad that I got my Drama King-ness from.

"Puked on?"

"Yeah have you ever been puked on? It's not that pleasant."

"So who's the girl?" Gabriella asked quietly while joining me on my bed. Was it me or did someone turn down her volume button?

"So who's your new best friend?" I retorted.

"What new best friend?"

"The one who took my place as your best friend." I said. Isn't it obvious? Gabriella stared at me for awhile, as if she were studying me.

"You are on crack! Troy you do know that drugs are extremely bad for you don't you?"

"I'm not on crack Gabriella! I'm just upset that you replaced me." And that you don't love me.

"Troy you've always been my best friend and no one has ever or ever will replace you!"

"Oh yeah? Then who were you talking about on the phone today with Sharpay?" Gabriella froze.

"You heard that?"

"Yeah. So, who were you talking about?" Gabriella sighed. Is sighing a good thing?

"Troy I was...I was talking about you."

"Troy?"

"Troy please say something."

"Oh thank goodness. I thought you had replaced me as your best friend."

"Troy I just told you that I love you and you care about being my best friend? Shouldn't you be freaking out and squealing? You know, doing your Troy thing?"

"Hey I do not squeal!"

"I have proof on my video camera." Damn video camera.

"Hey how about we play a game? It's called 'Smash the Video Camera'!"

"Troy we're not playing that." I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, that's it.

"Gabriella I love you too."

Look out, (hey) she'll tear your heart out
Look out, (hey)she'll rock your world there's no doubt
Here she comes again, if she wanted
I'll do anything she wanted me to (wanted me to)
Who would blame me, with legs like that

(she moves and she moves and she moves)
(she moves and she grooves and she moves)
With legs like that
(she moves and she moves and she moves)
(she moves and she grooves)

Life is awesome. Life is the most incredible thing ever. Well other than Gabriella, my girlfriend of three months. Yup, after that one INCREDIBLE afternoon I very bravely asked her to be my girlfriend. But don't tell her I said that, she'll just say that I'm wrong and that she asked me out.

Gabriella came to lie down with me on a pool chair in her black bikini. I think she wants something from me after Chad's pool party because she's wearing the bikini. She could get me to do pretty much anything when she's in that bikini. But with legs like that, I'll do anything.

With legs like that
(she moves and she moves and she moves)
(she moves and she groves and she moves)
(she moves and she moves and she moves)
(she moves and she grooves)

With legs like that [x5

Ok, you know the drill. Please review and tell me what you think!

Love you long time, Bunny xox