Shampoo147: This, as much as I would LOVE to claim credit for this, I didn't think of it myself. I actually ripped this off from Internet is For Porn (Disney) posted by Lionkiss on YouTube. It's funny as hell. So please read this and review.
Person's name: This text is song.
Person's name This is regular dialogue.
Person's name: Singing
Person's name: Interruption or this person saying something while the other is singing.
The Internet is For Porn
Hermione: Finally, I get to teach a WHOLE lesson, all by myself! And I'm going to teach it on something relevant, something modern . . . the Internet!
Hermione: The Internet is really, really great.
Harry: For porn.
Hermione: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
Harry: For porn.
Hermione: There's always some new site.
Harry: For porn.
Hermione: I browse all day and night.
Harry: For porn.
Hermione: It's like I'm surfing at the speed at light.
Harry: FOR PORN!
Hermione: Harry!
Harry: The Internet is for porn.
Hermione: Harry!
Harry: The Internet is for porn!
Hermione: What are you doing?
Harry: Why do you think then that was born?
Harry: Porn.
Ron: Porn.
Seamus: PORN!
Hermione: Harry!
Harry: Oh, hello Hermione.
Hermione: You're ruining my song.
Harry: Sorry, I didn't mean to.
Hermione: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I could finish?
Harry: Okey Dokey.
Hermione: Good.
Hermione: I'm glad we have this new technology.
Harry: For porn -whoops.
Hermione: Which give us untold opportunities.
Harry: For porn-Oops –flinch- sorry.
Hermione: From your own desktop.
Harry: For-
Hermione: You can research, browse, and shop.
Harry: huh?
Hermione: Until you've had enough, then you're ready to stop.
Harry: For POOOORN!
Hermione: Harry!
Harry: The Internet is for porn.
Hermione: No.
Harry: The Internet is for porn.
Hermione: Harry!
Harry: I stay up all night hugging my horn to porn.
Ron: Porn.
Neville: PORN!
Hermione: Ew, that's gross, you're a pervert.
Harry: Ah, sticks and stone, Hermione.
Hermione: No, really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet.
Harry: Oh?
Hermione: What?
Harry: You have NO idea! Ready normal people?
Ron: Ready!
Seamus; Ready!
Neville: Ready!
Harry: Let me hear it!
Guys: The Internet is for porn.
Ron: Sorry, Herms.
Guys: The Internet is for porn.
Seamus: I'm masturbating!
Harry: All these guys unzip their flies for –
Guys: Porn, porn , PORN!
Hermione: The Internet is NOT for porn.
Guys: Porn, PORN P-
Hermione: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Guys: What?
Hermione: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Seamus, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Seamus: That's correct.
Hermione: And Neville, you buy things on Sure.
Hermione: And Harry, you keep selling your possessions on E-Bay.
Harry: Yes, I do.
Hermione: And Ron, you sent that sweet, online Birthday card.
Ron: True.
Harry: Oh, but Hermione, what do you think he did after, hmm?
Guys: -snicker-
Ron: -blush- Yeah.
Hermione: EEEEEWWWWWWWW!
Guys: The Internet is for porn.
Hermione: Gross.
Guys: The Internet is for porn.
Hermione: I hate porn.
Harry: Grab your dick and double click for
Guys: Porn, Porn, PORN.
Hermione: I hate men.
Guys: PO-OOO-ORN
Hermione: I'm leaving.
Guys: PO-OOO-ORN.
Hermione: I hate the Internet.
Harry: The Internet is for-
Guys: The Internet is for-
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!