LazEd, means Lazlo/Edward

Rated mature, means no antislashers or people with heartproblems should read this.

First chapter is Yaoi and slash free.

"You don't need anything else?" asked Samson's mom while she packed her and his father's luggage. Samson shook his head and just smiled at her. "Nope." His mom smiled back and went into the kitchen to fetch their food for the trip. Samson's father put his hand on Samson's shoulder. "No alcohol, son." He said seriously. Samson crossed his arms. "I know" he said getting tired of the same thing his father had said to him the whole day. His father nodded and went over to his wife. "Well, we'll be going now honey" said his mother, picking up the luggage. "Okay mom, See you guys in a week," His mother smiled at him and went out to the car. His father leaned down to his son. "No alcohol, I KNOW!" Samson yelled. Then his father smiled, rose and went out to his wife. "Jeez." Samson sighed.

The house was ready for partying, but where were all the people? 'Okay, five more minutes, and the party starts' Samson thought to himself getting nervous. Then a few knocks were heard. "Hey Samson! Let us in. We have presents." Samson was over come by excitement so he just yelled that the door was open. Guests flooded the house; everyone from camp was there, including some of the squirrel scouts.

"Hey Samson," Shouted the über happy spider monkey. Samson turned around and was hugged by long arms. "I brought you a really good present." Lazlo released Samson who needed some air from the tight hug. "I know I have it somewhere." Lazlo looked through his bag; finally a big smile came onto his face. "There we go, for you." Lazlo handed over the present. It wasn't a big one, but it was wrapped up very neatly. Samson opened it very carefully, he knew Lazlo had used a lot of time on the wrapping and he didn't want to tear it open in front of him.

Suddenly a hand reached over Samson and took the present. "You're so slow at unwrapping presents. We can't wait!" The platypus tore it open right in front of the now slowly frowning Lazlo. "There!" Edward said satisfied. He looked up at Lazlo and smirked. "Nice wrapping." he mocked. Lazlo's face was without expression. Bored at staring at the monkey Edward turned around to join Chip and Skip who were drinking some soda at the snack table.

"Hey guys, what're you drinking?" Edward asked uninterested. Chip and Skip looked at each other and shrugged. "Don't know, but it tastes good." Chip said looking at the cup dumbly.

"How about if we drank something that tasted better and made the evening more fun?" Edward said wrapping his arms around his two buddies while smirking devilishly. "I would like that very much." Skip said. "Me too." Chip said. Edward released the two dung beetles and went outside of the house to his bike. He returned with 2 grey bags in both of his hands. "And there's much more where this came from."

During the party Edward, Chip, and Skip had given out alcohol to all the guests secretly, besides Lazlo and Samson, of course. Clam and Raj had even got some, none of them noticing that it was alcohol of course. Clam was even in some competitions with Edward about who could drink the most. Poor Clam went to bed very early that night groggy and dizzy.

Raj just walked around with his cup in his hands, not really drinking any of the liquid.

Everybody had a lot of fun, even Samson and Lazlo, who thought that this was only normal. Lightly giggling Patsy laid her eyes on our loveable monkey and skipped towards him. Losing her step she fell down in the couch Lazlo sat in. She crawled over to him. "Lazlo honey, I really love what you've done with your hair." She said in a seducing voice while trying to sit still. Lazlo just smiled at her and petted her pink hair, "I love what you've done to your hair too." Patsy giggled and fell into Lazlo's lap with a small. "Woopsie!" Lazlo lifted up Patsy and laid her down on the couch. His ears then tuned to an interesting discussion.

"I mean it! Why don't we go back to camp, to become SCOUTMASTERS! Just like Lumpus and Miss Doe." Edward almost fell backwards when Lazlo grabbed him by his hands. "Who are you talking to, Edward?" Edward looked around bewildered pretty sure he had been talking to Patsy. "I… don't know. You, you... YOU!" Edward laughed, pointing at Lazlo smiling, who had no clue what the platypus was laughing about. "You're a pretty monkeh did you know dat?" Edward said sloshed, and beginning to feel funny and warm inside. "Why don't we goeh back to camp and becomeh scoutmasterses?" Edward giggled lightly. Lazlo smiled endearingly at the cute way the Platypus was acting, "of course Edward. That sounds like fun. I'll call Commander Hoo-Haw right now and tell him the good news." Lazlo lifted the flush Edward up on his shoulder and with one hand held him tight so he wouldn't fall off. He then went up to a bedroom and found a phone. "I'll just put you down here on this bed." Lazlo said gently placing Edward on the bed.

He then dialed the odd looking phone to discuss with Commander Hoo-Haw about the good news.

Edward eventually got bored during Lazlo and Commander Hoo-Haw's long talk. So he grabbed Lazlo by the shoulders and pulled him back on the bed while nuzzling his shoulder. Lazlo's eyes widened as Edward grabbed the phone. "We're very tired now mister. Goodnight." And then he hung up smiling half out of it.

Lazlo lifted an eyebrow at Edward's odd goodbye. "I'm not tired." He said half smiling. Edward just giggled. Suddenly Edward's body couldn't hold itself vertical anymore and he fell down on Lazlo. "Wow, I can't feel mah legs anymore." Edward said stupidly. Lazlo grinned and helped Edward to the pillow. Raising from the bed and stretching his arms he looked at Edward and said. "You look like you need some sleep, I'll just go downstairs and.." Lazlo was pulled into the bed. He landed next to Edward. "NOOOOEH! I need some one next to me when I sleep. And you have such a pretteh face." Tears started to well up in his eyes packing a small pain of guilt fill the hippie monkey's heart. Lazlo wrapped his arms around Edward softly and whispered soothingly. "Okay then, I'll sleep with you tonight. Just don't cry." Lazlo smiled while wiping the now teary faced Edward, this was nice… Very nice.

Edward couldn't sleep anymore. He felt the morning sun poke in his eyes and the hangover began to take its toll. "Ugh, stupid sun! I slept so good." and grabbed his now throbbing skull. He felt a warm weight next to him. Groggily he looked towards the body. 'What the f-! Lazlo?' he thought slightly panicked. Shoving Lazlo harshly off the side of the bed, and he quickly rose from it. Putting on his angry face and walked passed the slumbering Lazlo. "Stupid monkey." He growled out.

After searching through the house and bodies with a soft cry he found his 2 grey bags trapped in-between two campers passed out cold. Running out of the house he quickly unlatched his bike and was just about to ride home when some one shouted at him from the window. "WOOOH, great party, huh Edward?" Edward lifted his fist in a slow pissed off motion while waving it side to side. "Woooh…" He said uninterested. Then he let his arm fell down to his site and glared icily at Milt with a 'whatever' glare. "…And?" He said.

Milt stared at Edward confused. "Um, what do you mean, 'and?'" Milt scratched his head. "I mean, was that all you wanted to say to me?" Edward crossed his arms.

Milt began to shake nervously under the intense gaze. His knees about to buckle underneath him, and squeaked "Uh, I'll just go inside," And disappeared. Edward could always make people feel uncomfortable in the worst situations, and was damn proud of that fact.

Edward smirked and turned around to his bike, but before he could take a step towards it another voice shouted at him with a "Hey!" Edward began to get irritated. "WHAT!" He screamed glancing up and saw Lazlo leaning on the edge of the window casually beaming. "I was just saying that it was nice sleeping next to you." Lazlo shouted happily, making everybody look out of several windows from the house confused. Some slightly flustered at the blunt comment.

Edward began to blush a crimson red while walking backwards with his bike. "SHUT UP LAZLO. YOU ALWAYS SAY SUCH SILLY THINGS!" He screamed, desperately.

Some of the people from the party began to giggle and whisper something about Lazlo and Edward.

Edward began panicking as he reached the road. "DON'T BELIEVE HIM. I-I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM!" Now all the people stared at Edward with a funny look on their faces while some smirked knowingly.

Edward decided to ride home now, before it got more embarrassing.

He reached his house in record time slightly out of breath from the quick ride nearly crashing into some cars. Running inside, upstairs, he opened the door to his room and threw himself on his bed while hiding his head in his pillow embarrassed and humiliated before closing the door behind him.

Crying softly at the thought that the others had been thinking wrong stuff about him made him begin to cry harder. It made him angry, so angry. He wanted to beat them all up. To bring them the pain they inflicted on him, even though he didn't even know what they where saying about him fully, especially Lazlo. That darn happy go lucky hippie monkey that was literally a ball of sunshine. It was his fault that the others had been laughing and brought him in this miserable state.

He lifted his head from his pillow, feeling the hot tears freely run down his reddened cheeks. Wiping the tears away from his stained face with the back of his hand he sadly thought 'Boys don't cry' while turning his pillow around so no one would notice the wet spot on his favorite pillow.

He sat up and sighed slightly looking down at the floor in a now depressed mood. Suddenly a hard knock could be heard echoing through his empty house. Hurrying down the stairs he almost tripping on the 3rd step, and muttered some curses. Upon, finally reaching the door he made a movement to open it. Before the door was fully opened a yell was being heard.

"GREETINGS SOLDIER!"

Edward fell backwards and landed on his back painfully moaning at the contact on his delicate flesh. Looking up very confused at the sudden outburst he was met with a giant Buffalo in an army captain's uniform covered in badges.

"I COMMANDER HOO-HAW HAVE RECIEVED A CALL FROM YOUR FRIEND, SAYING THAT YOU AND HIM WANTED TO JOIN THE TRAINING OF SCOUTMATERS!" Hoo-Haw shouted, arms hidden behind his back formally.

Curling his slender fingers into the thick carpet he felt his hair being blown back from the shouting that seemed to exceed all natural sound boundaries.

Silence.

Edward realized that he had to answer and quick before scarier shouting occurred. He relaxed his hands and gave a small sigh as he gathered the courage to give his confused answer.

"Wha-at?" Edward almost whispered in a girly voice.

"IN ONE HOUR YOU AND YOUR FRIEND WILL BE PICKED UP BY ONE OF MY TRUSTWORTHY SCOUTMASTERS! BETTER BE READY AT THAT TIME, OR ELSE!!!" Hoo-haw turned around and walked back to his car with his shiny brand new looking boots which squeaked with every step he took.

Edward could see the commander drive back to his training camp with the tail of smoke from his exhaust.

Only the small ticking of the clock in the kitchen could be heard as he looked out of his house through his still open front door. Tick... Tick...Tick... "My friend is sooo gonna pay for doing this to me. Can't wait to see who the fool is!" he shouted and his words slightly echoed.

Though he had a feeling about who this friend was, he deeply hoped that it wasn't the person he was thinking it was and prayed that it wasn't. Small knots began to make his heart lurch.

Lazlo got the same message only he took it better than Edward. Happily agreeing he began to pack his stuff while humming a small tune. When he had finished packing the last of his stuff he decided to dial up Edward to see if commander Hoo-Haw had paid him a visit.

At Edward's house the phone rang loudly piercing the quiet air in his household. Edward was still tense from the shouting, so when he heard the phone he jumped 2 feet in the air with a yelp and hid behind the couch shaking.

The phone rang again, and Edward let out a little cry. Then he realized that the phone wouldn't harm him painfully, and he crawled on all fours over to the table where it was placed.

Slowly his small hands grabbed the phone and stopped the annoying ringing. Lifting it gently he cradled it to his ear, meeping out a little 'hello' before getting an answer.

"HI THERE BUDDY! It's me Lazlo." The young man's voice shouted happily. "Oh God Lazlo, Don't shout at me! Hoo-Haw did a pretty good job on that already." Edward placed his hand on his forehead feeling a headache coming and thought to himself 'How did Lazlo get my number?'

"Oh, sorry buddy. But good to hear that Hoo-Haw DID give you the message too." Lazlo sighed.

Edward's eye's snapped open at that sentence. Rage started to course through his veins. He tightened his grip around the phone making his knuckles white, and he slowly asked, "What…did…you…say… LAZLO!"

Lazlo grinned at this. "I said good to hear that Hoo-Haw DID give you the message too." leering his voice a little.

Edward could feel his heart pump faster as he grew more and more angry. Lazlo could hear Edward beginning to breathe harsher in the phone crinkling the connection. "Are, are you all right, buddy?" Lazlo asked, beginning to worry. Then Edward hung up, ready to explode from anger.

Oh, how he wanted to hurt Lazlo now. He wanted to beat him up so badly. See the blood trickle down his chin at the harsh impact of his fist colliding with his face. No, not just beat him up. Oh no, that wouldn't be enough. Humiliate him; humiliate him like Lazlo had humiliated him before. Desperately wanting his thirst for revenge he slowly started to devise plans that would humiliate the monkey. Ugh, he couldn't think of anything he could do to really make Lazlo feel bad much less hurt him. Wait…wait just a minute. Edward had tried everything to make Lazlo feel bad. Everything he thought was possible but that was when they were children. Now they were older and a bit mature. But there was one thing he hadn't done to Lazlo, that would make him feel so bad he would be sad the rest of the summer. Oh yes...revenge tasted oh so sweet.

Edward evilly grinned at himself chuckling darkly as the thoughts coursed through his mind. How ingenious of him. But...could he go through with it?

He slapped himself. Well duh! Of course he could, he was Edward.

After Comander Hoo-Haw's loyal scoutmaster picked them up and shoved their bags on top of the bus they headed off at the roar of the engine.

Edward hadn't looked at Lazlo the whole trip to the training camp. He didn't even spare a glance. But that didn't mean his thoughts weren't on him and not in that way mind you. The worst way of all. He had just stared at all the bypassing trees with a dull expression on his face. Totally ignoring Lazlo he plotted the scheme that would lead to both of their demises eventually.

That is… until they reached the camp.

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Thanks to: Cutiezuki, Crazycutiegirl and Imagoth for helping me fix the errors. And put some fancy words in the story. Sanke yooo!

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Hope you didn't get too scared. :P