ME: Hey, wats up! I cant seem to focus on 1 story. If theres one really good 1, tell me 2 finish. Thnx.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own naruto…at all…I flippin wish I did though (aint that a nice phrase? Oh, but, I am NOT british…not that being british isn't cool….I LOVE BRITAINS:D)

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Bam!

"Holy, shit!" I jump up, my pink hair flying everywhere. "What the hell was that?" I pause for a second, holding my head where it hit the top bunk. I listen, and listen, and listen…

Bam!

"Hoooo-lllyy Mary, mother of God! Naruto!" I scream, at the top of my lungs. "Sorry, Sakura-chan, "says a familiar and sheepish voice.

That is it. He is going to die. Hope you go to heaven, Naruto. Actually, scratch that. If I end up in heaven, and he ends up in heaven…that will mean that we'd be…TOGETHER! Oh, no. "Go to hell, Naruto! It's…"I pause, as I check the clock, "Holy crap, Naruto! It's four in the morning! What the hell could you be doing?"

I scramble to the door in a mad attempt to strangle Naruto. As I snap open the door, I realize that Naruto wasn't the only person making the commotion. Someone was holding Naruto by his ankles. A certain, HOT someone. Who was looking at me with amusement.

"What you lookin' at?" I asked, genuinely curious. I looked down…and turned bright red. I came out in my short-short sheep boxers, and my old, too-tight tank top!

"You pervert!" Oh…Naruto and this perverted bastard are SOOOO gonna pay!!!

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NOTE: please R&R