WOW, been a while since I last loaded up this story. I started this last summer and I can't believe I haven't gotten round to finishing it. Sorry :P

I'm going to try and complete this story as soon as possible, please bear with me

Anyway, sorry once again if it sounds pretty lousy and cliché.

Stan sat next to the window gazing into the distance. So much was going through his head at this whole event. He still can't believe that Chef is still alive and is now a robot with no memory of him or anything he originally knew. He looked over at Chef; he was just standing there so lifeless. If he was the old chef, he would be humming a melodic tune. It was silent for a long time until Chef said something.

"You said you knew me in my old life," he started. Stan nodded. "What was I like?"

"Well, for one, you weren't a robot," Stan said, "You were so cheerful, always singing. Me and my friends used to come to you for help. You also make the best Salisbury steak in the whole world," Chef looked down. He lifted up his spatula and then lifted it down again.

"Why," he began,

"Huh?" Stan said,

"Why am I like this now?"

"Those people, those super adventure men, they did this to you,"

"What happened?"

"Well I'm sure how you became what you are now, but I do know how you died" Stan began, "We were escaping from the Super Adventure Home base..."


Meanwhile, in another part of the ship, the parts of machines spread throughout the room hummed and whirred. In the middle of the room, a pink circle base began to flash. A bright beam shot out of the base, something began to materialise inside and then they began jumping out one by one. First was Cartman, then Wendy, Bebe ending with Kenny.

"Here we are," Wendy said as she stepped around the room, glancing at the objects,

"Where's Rebecca?" Bebe asked,

"I told her to wait behind," Kenny replied, "Someone always has to wait behind, in every action story,"

"Right then, we'll split up," Cartman began, "Kenny and I will head west, while Wendy and Bebe will go east, are we clear soldiers?"

"Cartman, this isn't a joke," Wendy sighed,

"I was only having fun, come on," He replied. They headed off in their separate ways. Little did they know that something was watching them from the shadows.

"Fools, they have no idea what likes in store for them,"


"I see now," Chef calmly said, trying to take the story he was told all in, "So that is my past,"

"Chef, I'm sorry for what they've done to you, past and present, but we can't let them get away with this. We have to save Kyle." Stan said standing up. Chef turned swiftly and opened the door. He looked up and down the corridors and then motioned his hand to follow.

"I know where they're keeping him, this way," Chef said as they both ran down the hall.


The main control room of the ship was built at the front of the ship, with a view wide as the length of the room. There, stood William, smirking as he typed away at the giant control panel at the side of the room. In the centre of the room was Kyle, with his hands and feet tied together. He squirmed to be set free, but no avail.

"Will you stop messing about," William said in annoyance, "You're making too much noise,"

"Not until you let me go," Kyle yelled. William laughed.

"Oh not yet boy, not until our master has revealed himself,"

"Who is this 'master' and why me?" Kyle asked. William finished typing and turned around.

"Don't tell me you forgotten?" he began, "All those years ago, that little story, you forgot it all?"

"Dude, it was a lame story," Kyle answered, "But that doesn't explain why I'm here?"

"You were requested by the master," he explained, "How could I refuse?"

"Who is this 'master'?" Kyle said,

"All will be revealed soon,"


Kenny looked at the walls as he and Cartman walked down the hall, "You know Cartman..." Kenny began to say.

"What?"

"I never thought we'd have anymore adventures like this. It's been years since our last one,"

"We're twelve, and living like everyone else," Cartman added, "I like it better this way. There was no running from monsters or psychopaths; I could relax, live a normal life,"

"But, it's boring," Kenny moaned, he ran round the walls, touching and feeling the imprints that was embedded into it. "You know something else?"

"What is it now?"

"Usually, round about this part of adventures, I would always end up getting killed or causing some trap to be triggered," Kenny giggled; but as he said that, the walls and floor violently shook, causing the two boys to grab onto each other. The floor began to disintegrate into tiny particles that drifted away. They ran the other direction,

"God damn you Kenny," Cartman huffed out as they both ran for their lives. They continued their quick pace and ran into a familiar duo.

"Wendy?" Cartman said. He looked behind him to see the floor continue to disintegrate.

"This way!" Kenny yelled and they ran down the corridor. They ran and ran until they got to the end of the corridor. There were no doors, no secret switches, and no exit. They turned towards the corridor to see the floor catching up with them. The floor faded away and the group fell.

Yeah it sucks I know. Please review, maybe give me some tips.