Happy Cows Make Happy Cheese (one-shot)

The sun peaked through the tightly drawn curtain. Two bodies lay under a downy comforter in a deep sleep.

A dark head poked out of the space between the pillow and blanket marred with tussled black hair and dark black smudges spread across a beautifully tanned cheek.

The owner of said head began to stir in slow, slightly painful movements. Slowly the comforter was tossed back and two haphazardly shaved legs swung over the side of the bed. Tatsuha Uesugi gently let his feet touch the carpet and his upper body rise to a sitting position. He lifted a severely sore arm up to rub his face smearing the unidentified black goop across this hand and forehead. Feeling the sticky substance on his palm he brought it up to eye level to examine it. What the...? He uncertainly brought it closer to his nose. Shoe polish?

It was then that Tatsuha looked down to see a pair of scandalously short, black shorts barely covering his bulging package. His eyes then traveled up his stomach to see a series of straps and belts fastened across his torso and shoulders coming together at the center of his back to make what seemed to be a makeshift harness. A piercing he didn't remember being there before was adorning his right nipple while the remnants of what he hoped were shaving cream was crusted to his thighs.

Groaning he flung his self back down on his half of the bed. "Buddha only knows why I woke up in leather." The smell of show polish was driving his raging hangover headache through the wall and the lower half of his body ached like head done lunges from Kyoto to Tokyo. Of course what man could ignore the fire that was razor burn?

Needless to say it is going to be a very long time before Tatsuha even considers getting drunk with Ryuichi again.

A/N I got the inspiration for this in my creative writing class. Our teacher gave us an exercise that we had to write a sentence long short-story using the elements of religion, sexuality, and mystery. A class mate came up with, "God only knows why I woke up in leather." And it inspired me to right this since Ryuichi seemed kind of kinky like that. I hope you enjoyed it!