Squenix: War of the Third-Parties

"Kill the dog!" Ninten exclaimed. His friend Roy attempted to do just that, but the dog spun around, quick as lightning, and bit Roy's nose off. This distressed the ace gang (which consisted of our two heroes, a loveable emo named Shadow, and Ridley the evil purple space dragon), as Roy fainted at the sight of blood, and now great quantities of it were pouring from he hole in his face. "Kill the dog!" Ninten repeated. "Reeaaarrrr!!!" Ridley quipped in, and shot a death beam at a passing Cloud. The Cloud fell from the sky and informed our heroes of his quest. "I'm looking for an incredibly lame third-party character named Geno. He thinks he actually has a chance of being in brawl, and I need to find him and set him straight."

"He has a better chance than you, swordy boy." commented a passing Mario RPG fanboy.

"Silence!!!" screamed The Cloud, and shot flaming FFVII Fans from his eyes.

"Nay! 'Tis my quest to slay the vile puppety-thing with no moveset potential!" yelled Sora the Unlocker, crawling out from beneath a rock.

"No! Me!" screamed Dante, who seemed to appear from nowhere in a haze of emo-blood. "Dude, what the hell? You're not even a Squenix character!" inquired Cloud.

"No, but I am Hard-ass!" Dante replied with an emo hair-flicky thing. "It would seem there is only one way to settle this…" said Geno, dropping from the sky, "A team Super Smash Bros. tournament! BTW, I pick Roy for my team! Bwahaha!" and he flew cackling into the sky (little did he know that Roy had died of blood-loss a few minutes earlier).

Within three days, eight teams had assembled, The Emos (Dante, Shadow and Pichu), The Links (Fierce Deity Link, Wind Waker Link, Oracle of Seasons link), Team Geno (Geno, Godzilla, Roy's slowly decaying corpse), Battle Stadium PMK (Paint-Roller the Awesome, Meta-Knight the Okay-ish and King Dedede the Meh), Bomberman and the Guys (Bomberman, a square of cardboard and a stalk of corn (Bomberman just wants to be loved!)), The Kings (King Bowser, King K.Rool and King Dedede again),the Kick-Ass Super-Awesome Death Squad (Jigglypuff, a red pikmin and Ninten), yet more emos (Ganondorf, Eggplant Man, Lucario ("Kill the dog!")) and RSSC (Really Sucky Squenix Characters)(Sora and two small slimy things).

Let the games begin…