EDIT! I replaced this chapter with the current text. For those of you who read it before i did this and are wondering why, i will just let you know that i wrote that thing at around 1 in the morning and when i read it later, i hated it. So, yeah.

Anyway, yeah. Like i said before, i laugh at myself for having disappeared off the face of the fanfiction world for two years. It makes me sad, actually. I am, though, trying to get back into the habit of writing and updating and all that. School's been tough lately, so i can't promise much, but i'm trying. First smut - ish fic, hope you enjoy. I tried to keep Kyo and Haru in character.

Warnings: YAOI! If you flame me because you don't like boy/boy, i'll hunt you down.

Pairing: Haru/Kyo

Rating: M!

Disclaimer: I don't own Haru, Kyo or any other of the Fruits Basket characters. I only use them for my sick and twisted plots.


"Kyon's been a real space cadet lately, huh?" Arisa Uotani said, glancing at the red-headed boy staring out the window from his seat next to Tohru.

Tohru looked at Kyo and realized what was wrong with a quick glance outside. "Ah, well, exams are coming up soon." She said good-naturedly, knowing Kyo wouldn't like being teased about his dislike of the rain again.

Uo frowned. "Yeah, but exams are still a good two months away! Besides, just look at him! He doesn't even have a clue we're talking about him." To prove her point, she leaned forward and said in a serious voice. "Kyon, you are a cat lover and will grow up to be one of the greatest cat trainers this world will ever see."

Kyo remained unresponsive.

"His mind does seem to be elsewhere…" Saki Hanajima commented, beginning to braid Tohru's hair absentmindedly.

"See?" She said, exasperated. "Hey, KYON!" She said louder, throwing an eraser at his head when he didn't look around.

"Ow!" Kyo shouted, whirling around. "Stupid Yankee, who do you think you are!?"

"I am a woman, you stupid space cadet." She responded, leaning back contentedly now that Kyo's attention was back inside.

"Really, I hadn't noticed." Kyo said sarcastically, pushing himself back in his chair and sparing a sullen glance out the window.

"Hey, Kyo, you better be careful." One of the boys said, raising his eyebrows.

"Yeah, yeah! Those fangirls of yours have really been at it lately." Another said.

Kyo frowned at them. "Fangirls?" He asked. "What fangirls?"

"Don't act dumb, Kyon. You see all those girls who always trail after you!"

"Shut up. I don't know what you're talking about."

"…"

"…"

"Aah, the naivety. Kyo, you're going to make us cry."

"I'm actually a little jealous!"

"Morons!"

"Aw, Kyo, you're blushing.

Hanajima suddenly looked up. "They're here…" She said in a low voice, looking over to the door.

All they caught was the whisking of girls skirts as they swept away from the door and from view.

"See Kyo!!"

"Shut up." Kyo said, sitting back with a sigh and pinching the bridge of his nose, you're giving me a headache."

The two boys looked at eachother, then back at Kyo. Suddenly, they lunged forward and grabbed his pencil.

"Oh no Kyo, don't throw your pencil out the door!" One cried dramatically as the other threw it.

They all watched as the pencil rolled out into the hall, only to be torn to shreds violently by a sudden surge of gleaming eyes.

"That's really creepy." Uo said.

Kyo proceeded to ignore the entire demonstration.

"You might want to be careful Kyo." Yuki said. "They seem a bit aggressive today."

Kyo glared intensely at Yuki, though simmered down almost immediately as a distant rumble of thunder echoed through the window.

"Looks like it's gonna rain" Uo said. "Hope it's not when we leave. I don't have an umbrella."

Kyo grumbled something under his breath just as the bell rang, signaling the time to start the next class.

Everyone in the classroom stood and began gathering their things.

"It seems like these free periods are getting shorter and shorter." Uo complained as she headed out the door, Hana and Tohru following behind her. Next went Yuki and the other two boys, and quickly afterwards the rest of the class.

Kyo took his time, already feeling the languid effects of rain. As he walked out the door, he pondered absently whether or not he should just skip his next class (political science) and take a nap in an empty classroom or something. The halls were relatively empty now thanks to his sluggish pace, so no one would be able to rat him out if he were to go and hide somewhere.

Kyo stared at the wall as he walked, not quite seeing it there as his legs still led him in the relative direction of his next class.

Then again, if he fell asleep during a rain storm, the chances of him waking up before someone found him was slight, whereas the chances of the teacher throwing chalk at him towards the end after noticing him sleeping was more than likely. Although, that might result in –

Kyo's thought process was cut off abruptly as he turned the corner and nearly crashed into someone very small. Seeing this was a girl, he quickly jumped back.

"Sorry." He said, silently cursing himself for not paying attention. A louder boom of thunder sounded outside, and Kyo was reminded again of his current stamina. Then, realizing he had just been standing there for an awkward second, he looked at the girl to realize that that she was shaking slightly with her head lowered. Had he hurt her? Oh boy, was she afraid of storms? Kyo began to back up slightly incase she tried to hug him when she looked up.

"Oh, Kyo-kun!" She cried, small, cute little face blushing adorably with misty eyes. "I love you so much! Will – Will you please go out with me!?" She clutched at her heart, staring up at him desperately.

Kyo stared at her big, intense eyes and her quivering bottom lip for a moment.

"Sorry, but no." Kyo said, recovering from the sudden outburst. Was this what those guys were talking about with their 'fanigirls' nonsense? Kyo suddenly felt a little sick. He had seen Yuki's fangirls. If this girl was anything like them, he needed to get out of the situation, now.

He could see that poor pencil the guys had thrown quite clearly in his mind now.

Before he could take any action though, the girl suddenly lunged at him with a devilish look on her small face and an evil glint in her eye, yanking Kyo down by his neck and kissing him once on the lips.

Kyo swore loudly as he fell backwards onto his ass, the girl sprinting away and laughing madly.

Later, she would be torn to shreds by the rest of Kyo's fan club.

Kyo strung a colorful string of swears together as he sat there, wiping his mouth angrily. Another crack of thunder rolled over the school, and Kyo slumped down, sensing rather than hearing the loud sound of rain coming full force at the schools roof, exhausted. Maybe he could just lay there and –

Suddenly, there were feet in front of him, and a hand had yanked him up roughly from the ground.

Kyo gave a startled yelp as he stumbled forward with the momentum, but was given little time to straighten out as he was suddenly whipped around by the same hand yanking him down the hall.

"Hey!" Kyo shouted, pulling back from the grip only to have it tighten and be pulled along more aggressively. Then he noticed the black roots and white hair on top of his attackers head. "Haru?"

"Shut up, stupid cat." Black Haru snapped back at him, shooting a glare his way as the lights flickered in time with another clash of thunder. It had an allover frightening affect, but Kyo was unfazed.

"Oi, you damned cow! Let go!" Kyo was extremely depressed to find he couldn't fight the lethargic feeling coming into his bones or the annoyingly strong grip Haru had on him.

Haru kept up with his brisk pace. "You think you can just get away with that kind of thing?" He asked him darkly. "You honestly think I'm just going to let that kind of image run through my head and not retaliate!?"

"What the hell are you talking about!?" Kyo sensed that Haru was ready for some kind of fight, and attempted to pull away once more, almost falling, and giving up again. Tiredly, he followed Haru for a second longer before he came to a stop and thrust Kyo through a doorway and into the room.

Kyo nearly fell into the tiled wall of the bathroom. Catching his balance, Kyo looked incredulously at Haru as he shut and locked the door. The stupid kid wanted to fight him in the teachers bathroom? The woman's room, nonetheless!

"Look, you moron. You know I can't fight you right now even if I wanted to! And what the hell are you thinking dragging me into the bath –"

Kyo was cut off as Haru grabbed him by the front of his shirt and thrust him back against the wall next to the pink sink. Kyo tensed as the tile's cold, marble feeling seeped through his shirt before glaring angrily at the cow. Jesus, he really had gone black. His eyes were dark, the pupils dilated and giving them that intense look.

"When the hell did you go black, anyway?" Kyo asked, exasperated.

"When you let that girl kiss you." Haru said angrily.

"What, was she your girl –"

Again, Kyo was cut off, but this time in a completely different way that caused his heart to jump as something hot pressed onto his mouth.

Oh fuck.

Haru was kissing him.

Kyo's stomach twisted irrationally as he pushed Haru back in a sudden spout of adrenaline induced strength. Another crack of thunder rattled the school as Haru grabbed his wrists and pressed them into the wall, leaving Kyo with only his legs to fight.

Haru pressed up against Kyo sensually.

Make that nothing to fight with.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Kyo shouted trying to get away from the younger boy.

"Erasing the thought of you kissing someone else." He said darkly. "Now hold still." He released on of Kyo's wrists, and Kyo gasped as long fingers ran through his hair and held him in place. Haru's mouth was on his again, lips moving against his own. Kyo kept his mouth tightly shut until Haru gripped his hair and tilted his head back sharply, eliciting a gasp, which Haru took complete advantage of.

Kyo pressured Haru's shoulder weakly with his free hand as Haru's tongue invaded his mouth and swirled against his own in a way Kyo was desperately trying not to find pleasurable. He let out a protestant 'nnn!', shrinking back against the wall. This was not good. They were both guys. They were cousins. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck….

Haru was unrelenting, angling up on tip-toes to dominate over Kyo, kissing him more heatedly every second, pressing harder into Kyo, lips bruising the others.

Haru parted from him after a moment, leaving Kyo flushed and panting with the taste of the boy still on his tongue. Haru drank in the sight of the teen's face smugly before leaning back in to nip at Kyo's jaw, leaving hot, open-mouthed kisses along his neck and to the bit of collar bone exposed with his lack of tie.

Kyo bit back a moan, letting out a strangled "Stop it…!"

Black Haru did no such thing, instead opting to shift slightly and make room for his hand to slip down Kyo's chest until they reached the hem of Kyo's shirt and crawled up it.

Kyo's breath hitched as Haru's fingers met the bare skin under his shirt and slid against it.

"Haru!" Kyo tried, unable to stop his back from arching into Haru's touch. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. What was the kid doing to him!? It felt way too…good. And wrong. He needed to stop it or else…

Haru finally released his other wrist and it flew to Haru's chest, but instead of pushing away it clutched at his shirt along with the other one, head falling back slightly and giving Haru more access to his neck. Haru's hand moved slowly over Kyo's torso, pressure alternating in patters that made Kyo shiver. Haru's other hand slid under his shirt and around his waist to press Kyo's lower body up against his.

"Enough!" Kyo choked out as Haru began teasing a nipple gently. "Kuh…Haru!...St-stop it!"

"No," Haru murmured against his skin. "It's your own fault anyway." He bit Kyo's neck gently before running a tongue over it. "You're mine, Kyo."

Kyo's body spasmed as he reached the recesses of Kyo's ear, and the cat finally let out a low moan, Haru's voice washing over him in a wave of heat.

Haru pushed Kyo's shirt up, dipping his head down to cover a nipple as he slipped a hand quickly down Kyo's pants.

Kyo jerked back in response, but the hand suddenly rising up along his spine to rest between his shoulder blades caused him to arch impulsively back into Haru.

Haru grabbed Kyo's length, beginning slow and steady strokes; up and down.

"Ah! Nnn!" Kyo lost himself. The sensations were far to strong to push aside for reason, and he didn't have the will to stop Haru as the storm surged outside, thunder rumbling imperceptively as a rushing buzz filled Kyo's hears.

Haru was quickening his pace, getting more excited as the delicious sounds continued to come from Kyo, noting (quite pleased with himself) that there was a distinctive hardening under his administrations..

Kyo's breathing was becoming heavier, grasping Haru's collar desperately as the ox rose to kiss his neck again.

Haru began twisting his wrist in time with his strokes, and Kyo whimpered.

"Come on, Kyo…" He murmured lustfully into his ear, driving Kyo over the edge, coming into Haru's hand with a restrained cry that Haru consumed hungrily.

Kyo slumped back against the wall, head falling back as the hand was pulled from his pants, panting heavily and a thin sheen of sweat plastering his neck to the wall.

Haru remained leaning over him, reaching easily to wash his hand in the sink without moving before looking down at Kyo, who was glaring at him heartily, absorbing the image of Kyo completely disheveled and eyes glazed over with a nice, just-fucked look about him.

"Well," He said, staring Kyo straight in the eye with a smirk on his face. "I'll be leaving now. Got a problem that needs taking care of." He rolled his hips forward deliberately, letting Kyo feel his obvious erection. Kyo blushed darkly at this. "I'll see you around, Kyo." With that he pressed a smoky kiss to Kyo's lips before turning and leaving.

"Bastard!" Kyo yelled after him.

Smug chuckling was all that could be heard as Kyo slid down the wall and onto the floor. He put his head in his hands, trying to catch his breath and calm down as he remembered the storm outside when a loud crack reverberated through the small, pink bathroom. Finally, he pressed his back against the wall and ran a hand through his hair.

"Fuck."


Right. So, i did mention that was my first smut fic, right? Sorry if i'm not to good...-blushes- Anywayz, please review cuz i MIGHT add one more chapter or so with encouragement from you lovely people. I'm working on a new Kyo/Yuki fic too, so i need lots o' support! If you guys catch any mistakes, please tell me. Thanks for reading (and reviewing!!!!)