Amanda: well…..The wait is finally over!! (everyone cheers) It's that time again!! Pokémon Chat Show!
Effect: The crowd goes wild
Amanda: Well back from our….break here is Paul!
Paul: why the fuck is this show still on here?
Amanda: (whacks Paul over the head) No SWEARING! (coughs) Anywho here's Dawn!
Dawn: I'm back?! (is horrified)
Amanda: (is proud) yes….yes you are! Here's Misty!
Misty: My first show! (squeals) I'm so excited
Amanda: As well you should be! And now….here's Ash!
Ash: HELLO EVERYONE! I am back!
Amanda: (grins) yes everyone is back now…back in your seats! (seat appear)
Ash and Misty: (sits in recliner)
Dawn and Paul: (sits in loveseat)
Amanda: (jumps around randomly) Alright first review!
Ash: I dare you to kiss your Pikachu.
Dawn: I dare you to kiss your Piplup.
Lucas: I dare you to dress girl's clothes and wear a ribbon too.
Paul: I dare you to eat poison meal.
By: Angel Sun
Amanda: (thinks) Well Lucas is gone…sooo...PAUL will do two dares!
Paul: How the…heck is that fair?!
Amanda: It isn't
Paul: ……screw you!
Amanda: whatever Ash kiss Pikachu
Ash: Alright (Pikachu enters the stage)
Pikachu: Pika? Hello?
Ash: (picks up Pikachu and kisses on cheeks but gets shocked and lays on the floor)
Amanda:….Anyways onto the next dare. Dawn kiss Piplup!
Dawn: Ok…. (gets Pokeball) Come out Piplup!
Piplup: Piplup pip! Hey guys!
Dawn: (kisses Piplup on head)
Piplup: (freaks out and pecks Dawn)
Dawn: (screams and runs around in circles)
Amanda: hehehe I love this! Anywho…(grins evilly) Paul it's your turn!
Paul: go to hell
Amanda: You first!
Paul: (glares)
Amanda: (smiles) go get dressed!
Paul: (goes to change)
Amanda: Go follow him (to camera guy who turns out to be gay)
Camera Guy: Alright! (happily follows)
Amanda: (sighs happily) he's my best friend!
Details: a few minutes later
Paul: What the HELL was with this guy following me?!
Details: Paul walks in with a tank-top on and a skirt. The Camera Guy following him but staring at his butt
Camera Guy: you have a nice a(Amanda glares) a nice butt (Amanda grins)
Paul: Shut the fu…(Amanda glares a death glare) shut the frick up!
Amanda: aww….you're mean Paul! But you look funny in the dress (takes pictures)
Dawn: (eyes wide) funny? You find this funny you sick person!
Amanda: (glares and takes out Ralts) Ralts put her to sleep
Dawn: (is put to sleep)
Ash: (trying to tear his eyes out)
Misty: (stopping Ash from tearing his eyes out)
Amanda: Alright I'm done…go get changed again
Paul: (runs away from the Camera Guy)
Amanda: (rolls on floor laughing) That was fun!
Camera Guy: very (smirks)
Amanda: (stares) you know it's never going to happen right?
Camera Guy: You never know
Amanda: Yeah I do
Detail: Paul comes back in his normal cloths
Amanda: Alright eat a poison meal! (hands a toco, a drink, and fries)
Paul: (eats it)
Amanda: DIE!
Paul: (still alive)
Amanda: (frowns) Did we put enough poison in it?
Poison expert 85211852: Yes Ma'am
Amanda: Alright
Paul: (dies)
Amanda: YES!! But we need him for more dares…Doctor!
Unknown Doctor 7899445: I'm on it Ma'am!
Detail: Paul is taken to surgery
Unknown Doctor 7899445: Back!
Paul: I'm back?!
Amanda: Aren't you so happy?!
Paul: Kill me again!
Amanda: sorry not right now! Anywho another review!
I dare dawn to go out on a date with Paul,
I dare you! Amanda to put ash back to his stupid self,
I dare Paul to... be attacked by an ursuran(sp?)
I dare misty to... go out on a date with ash!
and I dare ash to be thrown off a 50 storey flat with nothing at the bottom to save you!Mhahahahaha!
By: DawnzNo1
Amanda: I can't help but love every single dare! OMG a dare for myself! (uses authoress powers) And also Dawn is still asleep so no date will Paul!
Ash: (blinks) What happened?
Amanda: I am no longer your Master!
Paul: Wait….WHAT?! That's my dare?!
Amanda: YEP!
Paul: I'll go find this reviewer and beat the leaving shit out of her!
Amanda: hehe you'll pay for swearing! (eyes turn evil)
Paul: (gulps)
Details: A wild and very crazy Ursuran goes onto stage and attacks Paul
Paul: Hey this (is attacked and starts to scream out in pain)
Amanda: (cheers) Go get him Ursuran!
Dawn: PAUL!!
Amanda: You're awake again?!
Dawn: Stop this he'll die!
Amanda: He died before so whatever
Dawn: (cries)
Amanda: …(shrugs and continues to cheer)
Ash: (is randomly talking to Misty) It's been forever sense we last talked!
Misty: umm…yeah, Ash you do know Paul is being like…killed right?
Ash: (looks around) Really?! (cheers with Amanda)
Misty: (sweatdrop)
Paul: (dies)
Details: The Ursuran is taken away
Amanda: (sigh) we still need Paul for other dares soo(uses authoress powers to revive him) wow this is the second time Paul died!
Paul: go me! (sits on the Loveseat)
Dawn: (hugs Paul) Are you ok?!
Paul: (eyes widen) umm….yeah! (looks at Dawn) have you been…crying?
Dawn: (cries)
Paul: (hugs Dawn)
Amanda: That's great….can I go throw up now?
Paul and Dawn: (glares at Amanda)
Amanda: (doesn't care)
Misty: I get to go on a date with Ash!
Ash: yay!
Misty: (takes Ash out)
Ash: can I pick where we go?!
Misty: sure!
Ash: Close your eyes!
Misty: (closes eyes)
Details: Ash leads Misty to…McDonalds
Amanda: O-o he's not very romantic is he?
Dawn and Paul: never was and never will be
Details: Misty is horrified but doesn't say anything because Ash is over excited…Ash tries to go into the kiddy area and slide down the slid but they get thrown out
Amanda: -_-' of course
Dawn and Paul: That's not surprising
Ash: (comes back in) I don't know why we got kicked out.
Misty: (is angry) ASH YOU TRIED TO GO DOWN A CHILDRENS SLIDE!
Ash: (doesn't know what's wrong)
Amanda: anyway while Ash is being stupid Ralts take Ash to his next…assignment, I made the building taller (giggles)
Everyone(but Ash):Why?
Amanda: I like the screaming!
Ralts: (takes Ash to the top of a 1500 story tall building)
Ash: What the heck am I doing here
Ralts: (pushes Ash off)
Ash: (screams) Oh my God I'm going to die!
Amanda: (is skydiving) Hi Ash!
Ash: Amanda help me!
Amanda: errr…I would but I can't it's part of the dare!
Ash: but I'm going to die!
Amanda:…Oh well!
Ash: WHAT?!
Amanda: Bye-bye Ash! (pulls parachute)
Ash: Wait!!
Details: Ash hits the ground
Amanda: hmmm….I still need him..Ralts take me and him back!
Ralts: (nods and talks them back)
Amanda: that was really fun!
Ash: (is dead)
Amanda: err…(uses magic powers)
Ash: (is alive) I'm back!
Misty: Are you ok?!
Ash: I feel fine
Amanda: good! Next review!
Paul: This whole show is getting long -_-
Amanda: Whatever!
Okay!
First Paul!
Make out with Dawn!
Allow yourself to get beat up by all the Pokemon you have released.
Next Ash.
Battle Paul using your Starter Pokemon.
Misty
Make out with Ash
Dawn
Go out with Paul.
Everyone except Paul.
Torture him all you want!
Amanda, use my Shiny Latios(Knows Shadow Ball, Thunderbolt, Ice Beam and Hyper Beam), Shiny Sceptile(Arieal Ace, Leaf Blade, Detect, Leech Seed), and Shiny Flygon(Earthquake, Fly, Steel Wing, Faint Attack) However you want! These are my signature 3 Pokemon. *Evil Grin*
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Amanda: Paul torture! And I get pokemon!!! (gets pokeballs and hugs them) more pokemon I can use to torture others with!
Paul: hmm…(smirks) oh Dawn!
Dawn: (didn't look at the dare) what?
Paul: (grabs Dawn and kisses her)
Dawn: (kisses back)
Paul and Dawn: (starts to make out)
Amanda: (cough)
Camera Guy: (glares at Dawn)
Paul and Dawn: (ignore them)
Amanda: err…lets skip Ash's for now and go onto Misty's dare
Misty: (kisses Ash)
Ash: (kisses back)
Misty and Ash: (make out)
Amanda: you know I feel lonely (uses magic powers to bring up David Archuleta) hehe I love him!
David: What in the world?!
Amanda: (starts talking with David)
Ash, Misty, Paul, and Dawn: (break apart)
Amanda: (pouts) Alright David see you later!
David: bye Amanda!
Amanda: (cough) anyway back to the dares.
Paul: shit
Amanda: Now they come faster!
Detail: pokemon come and start to beat the shi-(Amanda glares) the crap out of Paul
Amanda: oh yeah!
Ash: What about my battle
Amanda: aww…(pokemon go away)
Paul: I hate you Amanda
Amanda: I know!
Detail: Paul and Ash battle…Ash sadly loses by only a little though
Paul: (smirks) loser
Ash: now you're going to get it!
Everyone except Misty and Dawn: (attacks Paul)
Amanda: (comes out) Wow this is fun!!!
Dawn: (sniffles) You're so mean!
Amanda: I know right?!
Dawn: (glares)
Amanda: Alright everyone stop the dare!
Everyone: (stops)
Paul: (is beat up) go to hell
Amanda: never mind hurt him!
Everyone(not Misty or Dawn): (starts attacking again)
Amanda: (dances to music)
Dawn: STOP!!
Everyone: NOPE!
Amanda: Alright everyone stop!
Everyone: alright! (everyone stops)
Paul: (dead)
Amanda: (snaps fingers and Paul is fine)
Paul: I died again!
Amanda: (looks at chalkboard) That's three for Paul and one for Ash!
Paul: you keep count?
Amanda: well yeah! Next dare! And last one for right now! Then we have to go into break and I'll meet you in the next chapter!
Ash-
Put pikachu in a rubber suit, and throw him in team rocket's balloon (The suit is very thick!).
Borrow my shiny mewtwo (Lv. 896735418, and the anime doesn't follow the four-attacks-only rule. After you're done, Amanda can have it.) and get pikachu back from team rocket!
Give pikachu to team rocket.
Borrow my magikarp (Lv.1, atks: splash), and attempt to get pikachu back!
If you fail, use your charizard to get pikachu back.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Eat a birthday cake.
Paul-
I will never give this one a break. This is how I get back at him, for what he does to his pokemon.
There was a huge Aridos web, in the first episode (I think.) of D&P. You will roll in seasoning, and jump into that web. :)
A snorlax will eat you, and spit you back up, twice.
A snorlax will use hyper beam on you. You will not dodge. :)
A gyarados will eat you, and spit you back up, twice.
A gyarados will use Bite on you. You will not dodge, or do anything else to defend yourself.
This will all happen, with Lv. 93628497 pokemon. :) :) :) ! ;)
Dawn-
I'll give yo a break.
Go to poke' paradise. Stay for a week.
Paul: You can go, just because I'm giving Dawn a break. (Dawn can say no to this, if she wants.)
Misty-
Since you're new... keep an ambulance standing by!
Go swimming!
In a volcanoe!
Full of lava!
And Magmar!
And a Moltres!
And... And... uh... Amanda's Mewtwo!
--You may cut this out, of the Chapter, if you want.--
I think that you did that to Ash, using Ralts! Or your Author's powers?
Bye: BrandonRC
Amanda: YAY A faithful reviewer! And more pokemon for me to use! To answer your last question…I used my Authoress powers!
Ash: sorry Pikachu (forces Pikachu in a rubber suit and throws into team rocket balloon)
Jesse: Oh yeah we got Pikachu!! (dances)
James: We rule! (dances)
Meowth: Oh yeah!! (jumps up and down)
Ash: (takes out Mewtwo) Use Psychic!
Mewtwo: (uses Psychic and the balloon pops and Pikachu is safely back in Ash's hands)
Ash: Pikachu! (takes off rubber suit)
Pikachu: Pika-pikachu!!!! (shocks Ash)
Ash: (falls on ground then gets up) what I do?!
Amanda: look at the dare again Ash!
Ash: (stares at dare)
Amanda: well team rocket is back…
Jesse, James, and Meowth: Give us the Pikachu
Ash: (hands Pikachu over) here
Jesse, James, and Meowth: We got Pikachu back!
Ash: (takes out pokeball) go Magikarp!
Magikarp: (flops)
Ash: use…splash
Magikarp: (flops)
Ash: use…splash
Magikarp: (flops)
Meowth: (attacks using fury swips)
Magikarp: (is angry)
Ash: err…use tackle?
Magikarp: (flops)
Ash: transeform!
Magikarp: (stares at Ash)
Amanda: this isn't Transeformers you know
Ash: I thought it was worth a try
James: Ha what a loser Pokemon! (kicks Magikarp)
Magikarp: (gets angry and evolves and eats James)
Ash: I guess I won…
Pikachu: (shocks Jesse and runs over to Ash)
Ash: yay I won! (eats many birthday cakes)
Amanda: (sweatdrops)
Paul: my turn (grumbles while rolls in seasoning then goes over to Aridos's web and gets stuck in it)
Aridos: (licks lips and eats Paul)
Amanda: (snaps fingers and Paul is out) well there's another one for Paul! (draws another line one the 'How Many Deaths' chalkboard)
Paul: A Snorlax!? You have to be fucking kidding me!
Amanda: You will die! (evil eyes)
Snorlax: (comes in and looks at Paul)
Amanda: Eat him Snorlax!
Snorlax: (eats Paul and burps but then gets a bad taste and throws him back up)
Paul: (shudders) I never want to go through that aga-(is eaten again)
Snorlax: (falls asleep)
Paul: (is dead)
Amanda: hehe well that'll teach him! (snaps fingers and Paul is on the floor…still dead) well I'm to lazy to snap my fingers twice so doctor!
Unknown Doctor 7899445: Yes Ma'am?
Amanda: Take him to get revived then bring him back
Details: Paul comes back later
Amanda: Alright! Gyarados come on in here!
Gyarados: (comes in and looks at Paul)
Amanda: Please eat him and spit him up twice!
Gyarados: (nods)
Paul: Sh—I mean crap! Amanda go to heck!
Amanda: (claps) his vocabulary is getting better!
Gyarados: (eats Paul and spits him up)
Paul: now I hope you go to die and go to hell
Amanda: (sigh) well that was short lived
Gyarados: (eats Paul then spits him back up)
Amanda: Now…Bite him!
Paul: Mother Fu—(is cut off by Gyarados biting him)
Amanda: (sings and dances while Paul is being killed)
Dawn: (has fainted from the first death)
Amanda: alright that's enough!
Gyarados: (is taken away)
Paul: (dies)
Amanda: Alright that's six times for Paul!! WOOHOO!!
Unknown Doctor 7899445: (takes Paul away)
Amanda: (whistles happily)
Dawn: well I guess I'm on my way…(sniffles) without Paul
Amanda: (pouts) You're dare is fun?! Dang it! I wanted more torture!
Misty: (eyes widen) My first dare and I'm going to die?!
Amanda: (claps) Oh yay! I'm so excited!
Ralts: (takes Misty to a Volcano in her bathing suit)
Misty: (looks down) I won't live
Amanda: (appears) That's the point you know
Misty: (frowns)
Amanda: Good luck! (slaps her on the back and Misty falls) oops…did I do that? (grins)
Misty: (screams bloody murder as she is burnt by Magmar's Fire Spin and Moltres's Flamethrower
Amanda: (dances) Go Pokemon! Go Pokemon!
Misty: (hits the lava)
Amanda: Well that was fun! No worries though I'll bring her back on part Two! But still read and review and I'll happily add your Reviews to the nest chapter! Oh wait (adds one for Misty) There she died one time…right now Paul is in the lead with deaths!!! ok heres the list...
Ash-1
Misty-1
Dawn-0
Paul-6
(whistles) people really hate Paul...actually it's probably me but whatever!