It's really short, so it wont take long to read, but DO READ PLEASE. Really stupid,but I guess, I had fun writing it! HPDM Slash!!! Quite mild, but still…and a bit OOC…hehe

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry potter, hell, if I did, Snape would still be alive and so would Sirius and Fred and Dobby…gah…never mind!

Here we go!

SHAMPOO

Harry slowly and steadily made his way towards the Slytherin changing room. The Slytherin team had just finished Quidditch practice around 20 minutes ago and most of the members had showered and gone back to the common room. Everyone except one…Draco Malfoy was still in the showers. Of course, he took a ridiculously large time inside…taking care to keep his smooth pale skin flawless. I mean come on, he was a Malfoy.

But Harry couldn't take it anymore, he just had to find out…he had to find out the secret behind it. He couldn't keep his curiosity under control now….he was getting desperate. He just had to do it. And there was only one way to do that.

Harry stepped into the changing room. He could hear the shower running and Malfoy humming some song. He stepped near the door…and swung it open.

Malfoy whirled around and even amidst the steam, you could see how red he had become.

"Potter!" he spluttered, "Wha-What the bloody hell you think you're doing!?!?!?!?!?"

Harry was red himself, but it was now or never. With two long strides he closed the gap between him and Malfoy and slipping his right arm around Malfoy's wet waist, pulled him into a deep and passionate liplock.

Malfoy was shocked, hell, of course he was! But then, Potter tasted good…..and the kiss grew even more deep.

Harry's right arm clutched Malfoy's waist more tightly(It was slippery, y'know) but his left arm snaked away towards the crystal flask which contained a lovely golden liquid.

Harry pulled away, breathless, water dripping down his hair. Well, this was actually better than he expected. He gave an extremely stunned Malfoy a wild grin and bolted out of the shower, out of the changing room and out of the Quidditch pitch so fast that you might thing he was being chased by Voldemort.

Malfoy blinked, licking his lips. What had just happened? Potter….he shook his head and reached for his shapoo, but his right hand grasped empty air.

"What the?" Malfoy said, looking around, "Where's my shampoo??!"

Back at the Gryffindor common room-

"Ron, have you seen Harry?" Hermione asked, looking up from the essay she had been writing, "Even he had to do this essay"

"Yeah," Ron replied, scratching his head with his quill, "Saw him running out with a towel in his hand, said he was going for a shower and something about 'Shampoo' and 'Secret'. He was dripping wet, you would've thought he had come from the shower itself!"

Harry was in the showers alright, he had found out the secret behind Malfoy's simply superb silky hair, having used a reasonably large amount of the golden liquid on his hair(which had made it very smooth and sexy, almost enough to rival the blonde's).

Harry smiled, maybe he could suggest it to Snape…after all, he had quite enjoyed the last experience with the shampoo!!!

End.

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