(Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl)
Sorry I took so long. I forgot all about this.
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"Oh my god…." Artemis trailed off. Not only were his feet pink, they were also really sticky.
He looked up at the lollipops, and saw that they were doing that frenzied dance again.
He picked himself up very slowly, and then backed away.
Right into Butler lollipop.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted. It was actually more of a scream.
He ran,well,tripped and ran, to a motorbike parked in the middle of the lawn.
He got into it, and realized that the keys were a lollipop, with a lollipop medallion hanging from it.
He looked down at his feet again, and saw that it. Was. COMing. OUt. Of . The. BIKE!!!!
"What is this place?!" he screamed to the air.
He looked behind him, and saw that lollipop manor had become encased in pink juice.
Even though he was pretty far away from the manor, he could already smell a faint taste of strawberries in the air.
The more he looked, the more he could see of the lawns being encased, and the more he could smell strawberries.
He also looked at his feet.
They were covered in juice, and the pink was spreading.
It had now covered his legs.
And was coming up to his torso.
"WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT???!!!" he shouted, his eyes bobbing furiously.
The bike was now not even moving.
All the lollipops on it had hardened, and stopped the wheel.
He looked around for another means of transport.
He knew that they were still in the grounds because of the trail of rhododendrons he had got behind him.
Juliet would be devastated.
She loved Rhododendrons.
It took him about a minute, and still he got nowhere.
Every second he wasted was a second that pink strawberry wave was coming closer.
He shuddered, and almost fainted.
Then he thought. The wave…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he shouted, going over yet another bump on the wave.
In between screaming, he marveled at his idea.
He had somehow found duct tape in his pocket,
(I put it there.)
and managed to fasten two surfboards on to the motorbike, and he had managed to make a motorboard!
Suddenly, he felt a light feeling on his neck.
His body was pink!!!!
He tried to shout something, but he only managed to shout "damn!".
Before he fainted.
He opened his eyes in the dream, to see two lollipops bending over him, looking concerned.
Which is pretty much the same as they did before.
Before he could analyze this fact,
(which takes, incase you were wondering, takes 00.00000001 seconds,) he screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"Come on fellow lollipop, we have things to attend to."
Artemis was puzzled at this statement, but he only realized the truth as he looked down.
He was a lollipop.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He woke up, sweaty and screaming.
"I DON'T LIKE LOLLIPOPS!" he shouted.
(Authors note: I didn't like this chapter much. R and R please.)
(Authors second note: The end. Finished. Finito. Happy? You should be.)