Casey vs. the Fangirls
By: Mademoiselle Sinistra
Disclaimer: Borrowing Chuck. Don't own it. NBC does.
-Part One-
Chuck vs. the Fangirls
"Hey, Chuck, look!"
"What is it, Morgan?"
"Just look!"
With a sigh, Chuck Bartowski looked in the direction his best friend, Morgan Grimes, indicated and nearly choked on his coffee. A gaggle of female Buy More employees were clustered around Major John Casey of the NSA, who was working undercover at Buy More. Casey was currently restocking a display of videogames and the women were watching him with dreamy expressions on their faces.
"That is so not fair, dude," said Morgan, "what do they even see in that guy?"
"Well, let's see," mused Chuck, "he's tall, well-built, kind of intimidating, quiet, and I suppose they even find him handsome, in some weird way."
"I'm not especially tall or anything, but I have good looks, too," pouted Morgan, "why don't they look at me that way?"
"Face it, Morgan," said Chuck, matter of factly, "John Casey is the living embodiment of every girl's fantasy, and you're not."
By this time, Casey had finished his task and turned around. All the women scattered like cockroaches when the kitchen light gets turned on.
"Hmm," was all he said.
"Casey, you seem to have quite a following here at work," said Chuck.
"What are you talking about?" asked Casey.
"I wouldn't be surprised if 'I heart John' pins started popping up all over the place," continued Chuck, casually.
Casey just glared at him and stalked off.
Later, Chuck saw three of those women standing in around in the break room, chatting, and laughing in that way that always made Chuck uncomfortable, like they were laughing at him.
"Hey," Chuck said, "what are you talking about?"
"John Casey," said Sue.
"Oh," said Chuck, "why are you talking about him for?"
There was another giggle.
"He's totally hot," said Lexi.
Jenna sighed happily.
"Totally hawt," she agreed.
All three sighed.
"John."
"Wow," said Chuck, "okay, I'm just…gonna go now."
After Chuck got off work, he met up with Sarah Walker, the CIA agent who was sent to protect him along with Casey, and was now pretending to be his girlfriend and taking a cover job at a hot dog place across the parking lot from Buy More.
"Hey, Chuck," said Sarah.
"Hey, Sarah," said Chuck.
"Did anything interesting happen at work today?" she asked.
"No, nothing much, except a bunch of girls at work think Casey's the man of their dreams," replied Chuck.
Sarah laughed.
"Really?" she asked.
"Oh, yeah," said Chuck, "totally true. You should have seen them! They practically drooled whenever Casey came anywhere near any of them!"
They both laughed.
"What's so funny?" asked Casey, approaching them.
"Nothing," said Sarah, the smile quickly leaving her face.
"Oh, nothing, Casey," said Chuck, "nothing at all."
"Hmm," said Casey.