Chapter 9 – The Amused Disillusioned Slytherins

thekecmaster's Author's notes: 1) I don't own anything in the Harry Potter series nor anything else you may recognize. 2) For those of you still around, thank you for continuing to wait for updates to this story. I promise the next chapter will not take over 5 years to produce. 3) I wish I could "sleep" or shrug as much as Sloth does.

Daphne Greengrass and Tracey Davis woke up this morning in a foul mood. Neither teen had completed their homework due today, both overslept, and someone had stolen their clean schoolrobes. The schoolrobes normally hid the shapes of their attractive bodies, and they expected to deal with little boys acting inappropriately via whistles, wandering eyes, or lustfully lame losing lines. However, as the two ladies descended to their common room, a loud sound reached their ears of someone hitting a wall. Daphne and Tracey opened the Slytherin portrait a little bit, only to watch Harry Potter throw Draco Malfoy into a wall for the second time.

"Bullying is for wimps, Malfoy! If I see you threatening any other students again, you will become one with these walls!"

Daphne and Tracey giggled as Malfoy lost consciousness, but Wrath turned his head and glared as he heard the two witches. "Do you have a problem with this?"

Daphne looked left, right, and behind her while Tracey immediately replied, "Hell no." After a clear coast was verified, Daphne clarified, "Malfoy ogles us whenever he thinks Ms. Pug-face isn't looking."

Wrath ran back to Malfoy, kicked him in the ribs, and stopped only when Greed ran up to him. While Daphne's and Tracey's eyes widened with shock as this second Harry Potter entered their vision, Wrath idly commented, "Greed, Malfoy's all ready for you. Wait, where's Lust?"

"Wrath, he just finished spending closet time with the Sneak to join Miss Bat Bogey, Miss Bookworm, and Luna."

Daphne looked at Tracey with a questioning look, "Lust?" However, Tracey had closed her eyes and was licking her lips, so she didn't notice Daphne's inquisitive stare.

"Well Greed, if you see him, tell him that he should think of talking to Daphne and Tracey. I need to find the artist known as Dean and perform honorable brotherly duties in lieu of the Weasley Bros. Meet me by the 3rd classroom on the right hand side, but don't take too long to relieve the ferret of valuable items."

"Wrath, it should only take me five minutes to go through his person."

Daphne interrupted, "Make it ten Wrath. We have a need for Greed."

"Where the heck is Lust when he is needed? Greed, I'm leaving in 10 minutes with or without you."

Tracey noticed a hypnotizing gold watch shining from Malfoy's left pocket. She summoned it to herself while Greed was smiling at the Malfoy credit card he nicked, and then shouted out, "Hey Greed, want this?"

Greed spun his head around and his eyes bulged upon seeing the gold watch. He tried to run at Tracey, but Daphne had anticipated the quick run and threw up an amateur ward that reflected Greed away and back onto his butt on the floor. Tracey replied, "You answer our questions, you earn this."

After Daphne and Tracey interrogate Greed about some of the events that had been happening, they give him the gold watch and he ran off to join Wrath. Daphne proposed an idea to Tracey, "I think this is a good day to go invisible, as chaos may be about to spring forth."

Tracey and Daphne disillusioned themselves and wandered around the castle, catching glimpses of several Harry Potters doing interesting stuff, and one doing nothing for a while before shrugging while being led away from the scene by some crazy elf wearing strange socks and carrying badly knitted clothes. Eventually, they stopped and conjured popcorn while watching Wrath interacting with Lust.

"Hi Wrath."

"Hi Lust. Charm anyone we know?"

"Just did some fun activities with Cho Chang."

As Lust and Wrath continued to talk, Daphne and Tracey made some quick plans to "educate" Lust in extracurricular activities enjoyed by some humans.

Cho walked out of the classroom with a dazed look and said, "Lust, do you think you could see me later? I so enjoyed how your hand reach out and..."

Wrath cast a sleeping charm at Cho said, "Whatever. Lust, make sure you talk to Daphne or Tracey. At least one if not both are searching for you."

"Well, ice isn't natural for May – I guess I'll have to melt some."

Wrath ran off, and Lust sniffed female lipstick in the air, commenting, "Two women are nearby, but they appear to be invisible."

Lust, however, had no chance to say or do anything else as four disillusioned feminine hands grabbed and pulled him into the very same classroom where he enjoyed time with Cho Chang a few short minutes ago. Tracey forcefully guided him to a chair while Daphne conjured ropes tying Lust by the wrists and ankles. Only when Lust was secured did Daphne and Tracey end their disillusionment charms.

Tracey said, "We know you had been enjoying some time with random attractive women in this castle. But, you are still woefully inexperienced as the only flavor you've had with these women so far is vanilla."

Daphne added, "While vanilla isn't necessarily a bad thing, experiencing a few other flavors can't hurt and could help, especially considering your future girlfriend."

After demonstrating some kinky activities and implements on and around him for a few hours, the two ladies disillusioned themselves and released Lust.

Daphne and Tracey continued on their random path, for the moment shadowing Lust. They were amused to find Lust ignoring some women, but the ignored women found themselves irresistible to his allure.

"You know Daph, Lust might be channeling Veela powers at the moment."

"I would be interested in watching what happens when Harry gets returned to normal."

"We won't see a super sex-charged Potter, that's for sure."

"But, it would be fun to see him play dodgegirl all over the castle!"

"Dodgegirl?"

"Daph, when I was a younger, innocent kid..."

Daphne snorted. "You, innocent? That's just as ridiculous as Snape declaring Harry Potter to be his favorite student."

"...Or at least, slightly more innocent than now, I used to play dodgeball at school with the other kids. If you got hit with a ball thrown by someone on the other team, you would be out. So just imagine, instead of balls flying all over the place..."

"...you want to see Potter dodging morons and tarts throwing themselves at him."

"Precisely."

"Any intelligent women who might be successful?"

"It's a very short list, almost as short as datable guys who aren't little boys. Luna, Hermione, Padma, Susan, Hannah, the three Gryffindor chasers, and us of course."

As they kept talking, they heard something from 200 feet in front of Lust.

Katie Bell tripped over an unevenly raised stone on the floor down the hallway and shrieked in pain for a second. Lust ran over to her. Daphne and Tracey, interested in the distraction, followed Lust's path at a slower pace while Lust tended to Katie.

Daphne whispered to Tracey, "Speaking of Gryffy chasers..."

"Are you all right, Katie?"

"I think I sprained my ankle, Harry."

"Call me Lust, Katie. I'm sure you can forget about it for a few minutes, couldn't you?"

Katie looked into Lust's eyes, and her own eyes started to glaze over as she found herself drawn into the arms of the youngest seeker of the century.

"If you can distract me from the pain, I'm sure it won't cross my mind."

Lust smiled and scooped up the injured Katie. "Well, we'll just have to focus on pleasure instead." Lust tickled Katie's neck as he carried her into the nearest classroom.

While Lust closed the door, Daphne drew a rectangle on the wall, and Tracey cleared the wall to create a viewing screen of Lust's activities with Katie.

However, Lust and Katie only took off their robes when Pride came running down the hall.

Pride looked at the screen and said, "Missing something, ladies?" as he flicked his wrist and sound came through the clear screen. Daphne and Tracey turned in shock as Pride replied, "I know lots of tricks. Want to hear about my adventures including beating up some death eaters?"

It was quite the audio spectacle: As Daphne and Tracey rotated their heads back and forth, Lust's and Katie's noises filled voids in Pride's description of the graveyard. However, just as Lust and Katie were about to duck out of view, a loud explosion occurred 300 feet to the right. Daphne and Tracey disillusioned themselves again as Pride ran into the classroom telling Lust of what happened.

"I'm sorry Katie, but we have to settle for the quickie version as duty calls."

"If this is the quickie version, I can't wait for the loooooong version."

After the quick act, Pride and Lust ran toward the explosion, but Daphne and Tracey stood as still as statues. Then, they witnessed Pride run back past them, taunting MacNair and Dolohov. They turned around and ran after Pride, and arrived just in time to see MacNair and Dolohov fall down for the count.

They continued to follow Pride, and they witnessed Pride and Gluttony comparing tales of dueling death eaters. After Pride and Gluttony split up, the two ladies decided to follow Gluttony.

Gluttony eventually walked outside, where he spotted a random couple making out while sitting next to a picnic basket. While the other pair of students continue to let their lips and hands wander, Gluttony grabbed the picnic basket and started transferring the appropriate contents from the basket to his mouth. Tracey and Daphne walked up to him and shimmered into sight before saying,

"Hi Harry"

"Call me Gluttony."

Tracey asked, "When was the last time you ate?"

"Oh, twenty minutes ago when the dumb eaters tried to eat the food in the kitchen."

Daphne asked, "Which dumb eaters were foolish enough to try that?"

"Oh, the Crabbe and Goyle fathers."

Tracey asked, "What were you trying to eat then?"

"I was trying to snatch the treacle tart away from Envy when the morons also reached for it and started a food fight. I was so angry about Envy being able to finish the tart that I used breadsticks at first. However, after I was done, I ate all the breadsticks and other edible items that we used."

Tracey and Daphne's eyes bulged as Gluttony managed to start consuming a whole turkey, a container full of fries, two biscuits, one whole apple pie, and four butterbeers.

Tracey interjected, "Are you ever going to stop eating?"

Gluttony replied, "At some point...after all, Luna promised me more food at 4:02 PM."

Daphne replied, "Thanks Gluttony, Enjoy your food!" Gluttony grunted, and kept finishing the edible contents of the picnic basket. As he returned the basket to its normal place, Tracey laughed because despite Gluttony's movements with the return of the basket, the food-less couple still did not notice they had no food until well after Tracey and Daphne had entered the castle. Gluttony noticed other couples paying approximately the same levels of attention respectively to each other and their picnic baskets, so he opted to relieve the other picnic baskets of their edibles.

Once Tracey and Daphne reentered the castle, they looked left, right, forward, and up before disillusioning themselves again. They walked toward the kitchen, intending to get a soda. However, they noticed the air about a person's height moving strangely as compared to its surroundings. As the shimmering form passed by, they were able to discern that it was Luna Lovegood, the girl supposedly "Loony", but yet suffered less injuries than any student not named Harry Potter from the Battle at the Department of Mysteries. They cast silencing spells on themselves and opted to follow the distorted movements of Luna. While the door closed, the two ladies cast the wall-clearing spells for eyes and ears in order to witness the impromptu meeting between Luna, the Weasley twins, the Creevey Bros., and the former Prof. Lupin.

Tracey and Daphne watched and listened to this plan that Luna hatched to restore Harry Potter, as well as the plan to deal with the "other people" who might have "unhealthy interests" in the Chosen One. They thought of an improvement for the plan, but they were trying to figure out how to disseminate the plan improvements without letting Luna know they listened in and watched her meeting They weren't entirely sure how the girl occasionally called "Loony" might react, especially given what they did to Lust earlier and how Luna revealed how she wanted to do that much and more with him. However, once the meeting ended, the participants moved quickly to exit the classroom, leaving Tracey and Daphne just enough time to silently remove the traces of the impromptu spying screen.

After Luna runs by the two of them, Tracey and Daphne nodded their heads and decided to follow her, as they had some ideas to help Luna's plans out, plus these plans by themselves had high amusement potential.

They walked over to Luna, and Daphne was amused when she saw Wrath chasing Blaise. ("I guess this means no dating question from the Z-Loser tonight.")

The two disillusioned Slytherins followed Luna over to the Slytherin trouble trio. When Luna disillusioned Wrath, Wrath noticed Tracey and Daphne, who presumably had to be disillusioned since he couldn't see them when he was in the normal viewing state. Tracey winked at him and put her finger to her lips in a seductive shushing gesture. Wrath rolled his eyes and returned his gaze to Luna's actions.

After Luna finished slamming and flinging the Slytherin troublemakers, Wrath noticed Blaise reappear to the right of the Goyle. He crept around and bodyslammed Blaise to the ground. Then, Wrath noticed McLaggen half the hallway down and proceeded to chase him down.

Luna started to walk with Padma to Gryffindor Tower. However, she knew that there were two disillusioned figures behind her as she heard two females giggling behind her. After taking a quick detour into a random classroom with Padma coming in, Tracey and Daphne decided to follow them in, attempting to see if she had anything else up her sleeve.

As soon as the two sets of randomly shimmering air currents walked in, Padma whispered the door-closing spell and Luna replied, "You two ladies are hiding from someone. Anyone we know?"

Tracey replied, "To be honest, we're trying to hide from immature boys since our robes have been stolen."

"Hmmmm. Blibbering Humdingers may be at work here."

Daphne recovered from the initial shock at being caught while disillusioned and added, "It's okay, it seems that Wrath is beating up at least some of them."

Tracey asked, "Any ideas on how you're going to cure Harry Potter?"

Luna told Tracey about her plan to being all seven sins into Prof. McGonagall's classroom, and how she had a second plan to take care of those fools who wanted Harry Potter for nefarious and/or seductive purposes. Luna showed Tracey and Daphne her creation, and Tracey added her one line of improvement that closed off an unknown but important loophole that could have been exploited.

After Tracey sealed the loophole, Daphne told Luna about how Voldemort was in the castle and attempting to ambush the seven sins. Luna then commanded Padma, Tracey, and Daphne to follow her to Gryffindor Tower.

They ran all the way to the portrait of the Fat Lady, but as none of them knew the password, Luna asked the Fat Lady to get Ginny to open the door for them. The Fat Lady was suspicious at first, but Luna got her to move by saying that her boy Harry Potter was in some trouble and needed help from his friends.

Ginny opened the portrait, and the four ladies walked into the common room, where Hermione and Ron were vigorously snogging in the middle of the common room and poor Neville was forced to attempt to engage Sloth in conversation in order to avoid looking in their direction. (Sloth's initial comment 30 minutes ago after sighing, "Let me guess, you want to do something other than watch the pair performing mouth-to-mouth exercises. This could take a while.") After 2 minutes of shock from the new visitors, Padma had to cough loudly before the pair finally managed to unglue themselves from the mouth.

Neville's eyes bulged out the most, but Ron and Hermione definitely tried to imitate tomatoes as they saw Ginny standing there with Luna, Padma, Daphne, and Tracey in the Common Room. Ron wasn't fond of Luna staring at him, he knew Padma still thought of him as a complete jerk from the Yule Ball, but Daphne and Tracey were licking their lips as they saw him, Neville, and a Sloth with closed eyes.

Hermione noticed this exchange, and grabbed Ron's hand with plenty of grip while giving a possessive glare at the two Slytherin witches. Padma had no objection to this, and was about to tap the two ladies when Luna started speaking about the next events.

Luna: All right, Voldemort, hereafter referred to as Tommy Boy [she did notice most of the room shuddering at the mention of the Dark Lord], is currently in the castle wishing to cause harm to my seven Harry sins. He may have some wrackspurts near his ears, but we still gotta help the seven sins as they are walking into a trap. Has anyone seen Dobby?

Dobby reappeared in the Gryffindor Common Room at that moment, and asked Luna to reactivate the map as he forgot the password.

After first solemnly swearing she's up to no good and second thinking that her future plans for Harry are definitely a more wicked kind of fun, Luna activated the Marauder's Map and saw Voldemort on the way to McGonagall's classroom while Dumbledore and McGonagall were on the 4th floor and Remus Lupin plus the Weasley twins were in the Dungeons. "We need to split up since none of us know how to send messages via the Patronus like the Order members do. Daphne, Tracey, you need to return to the Dungeons and redirect Lupin, Fred, and George to McGonagall's. Dobby, go take this map. You and Padma go get Dumbledore and McGonagall. The rest of us will be there to slow down the dumbeaters.

Hermione asked, "What about Sloth?"

Sloth had started "sleeping" as soon as Neville turned to the new entrants and stopped trying to talk to him a few minutes ago. Luna walked over to Sloth and tickled him so that he stopped pretending to sleep. She then grabbed him by the hand and motioned for everyone else to move.

"I'll keep him close by – trouble usually finds Harry in his normal form, and Sloth needs protection from violent enemy forces."

Daphne whispered to Tracey, "Harry will need more protection from Luna once this is all over."

Tracey replied, "He's a damaged boy. He could use some extra playtime."

As they exited the Gryffindor Common Room, Luna smiled at the thought of extra playtime, Daphne and Tracey were amused, and everyone else was disgusted.